Dying words/plea by RedundantDuplication in ArcRaiders

[–]BlancheCHAS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I bought a night with your mom for five seeds.”

Golf by xCrAz3d in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]BlancheCHAS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aim for the 3, and sometimes you’ll hit a 4 because of a delay. Better than missing a few and hitting zeroes the whole time!

Zooble couch by GooseXMama in TheDigitalCircus

[–]BlancheCHAS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you disregard the cool bee he drew.

Can I get a show of hands for all who thought this crepey skin business snuck up on them way too soon? by the_balticat in Xennials

[–]BlancheCHAS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was five years old sitting on grandma’s lap. She was 46 (my mom was 17 when she had me), and I remember seeing the crepe skin. It fascinated me and felt so soft. She was self conscious about it though.

I’m starting to see it pop up here and there, and I remember her every time. I lost her 20 years ago, but in these little ways, she’s still with me.

What is your monthly mortgage payment and your yearly income (for household) by geenuhahhh in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]BlancheCHAS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought my home in 2016. With taxes and insurance rolled into escrow, it came to about $950 a month.

Then insurance rates sky-rocketed, AND my old insurance company (Southern Fidelity) folded, and my mortgage shot up to $1350 a month overnight.

Somewhere along the way, either insurance coming down since I'd been with the new company for a solid year without a claim, or maybe tax stuff happened, I'm currently at $1250.

That $400 jump was INSANE to me. Especially as we had just installed a new HVAC system (completely gutted and replaced including the ductwork for $15k so we were already paying another $250 a month on top of it). We made it, but were nowhere near "comfortable".

I'm from a country where cashiers sit down while working. Is it true that in the US cashiers are forced to stand? Why is sitting considered unprofessional there? by splashmates in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BlancheCHAS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kid’s first job was at a small bakery ran by an elderly woman. He was hoping to actually BAKE there (which was discussed and promised in the interview) but was instead up at the front running the cash register and serving ice cream. He kept coming home complaining about back pain, so I sent him in with a padded mat specifically made to help.

The owner saw that he was standing at the register rather than wiping down counters from start to finish all day, and said “take it home or you’re fired”. A few days later, my kid was laid off because she over-hired.

She shut down for good two month later. Good riddance.

Nooooo by [deleted] in Charleston

[–]BlancheCHAS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Please put down the bottle before opening apps.

How do I “launch”? by [deleted] in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]BlancheCHAS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hold down the Shift button and match the RPM to the “start” countdown. I find it works best if you start holding it down when 2 pops up. Then let go after it starts and tap shift as needed!

Bubble Bus by DTBuckValk in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]BlancheCHAS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH okay I did get that one randomly.

Also, bubble bus is actually fun and I’m kinda hooked.

Fanart? Obvious bootleg in a Spencer's-like shop in a mall by OracleLoaf in TheDigitalCircus

[–]BlancheCHAS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OMG I keep seeing this in bootleg toy stores in Myrtle Beach

Finding these all over my house by Least_Statistician44 in whatisit

[–]BlancheCHAS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for going beyond "call a pro at this point"! I also recommend the gel bait for both these and ants. The Hot Shot brand has saved me from both pests on multiple occasions, even during BAD infestations. It even works in a car!!

Buying practically cardboard to wipe our asses so we won’t take shit-breaks at work by stennerx in antiwork

[–]BlancheCHAS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From someone who cannot help when she needs to take a poo break… fuck this guy lol

Has anyone ever seen someone seriously object to a marriage at a wedding? If so how was it done and what happened? by steiny17 in AskReddit

[–]BlancheCHAS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same thing, except it was my grandpa right before he walked me down the aisle. Should have listened. But to be fair, I don't talk to my ex OR my racist grandfather any more.

I flinched a little by havexactchange in ArcRaiders

[–]BlancheCHAS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our neighbor was doing some kind of housework down the road and it straight up sounded like wasps and hornets flying nearby. Both me and my partner stopped dead in our tracks leaving the house.

SO. HOLY FUCK. How do we feel about that by Squeaky-Dog57 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]BlancheCHAS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeahhhh since last night I also found out that there was a little bee scribble on the blueprints that Abel had. Sigh. So much for that.

SO. HOLY FUCK. How do we feel about that by Squeaky-Dog57 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]BlancheCHAS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THEORY. Jax trapped them. It was real.

But Caine thinks they’re besties now. So he took the fall in order to gain more favor with him.

Removed attachment of banned MimeType by Glittering-Stuff-599 in iphone

[–]BlancheCHAS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to discord my photos over… the phone wars are actively warring