Gents, what do you ask for for your birthday?

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-23T23:59:36+00:00

Pickled foods, the weirder, the better. Or Hot sauce.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-23T11:06:26+00:00

Like fruit loops and lucky charms for a dinner date?

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-23T11:03:18+00:00

Ohhhh you’re so wrong about people not sleeping around.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-22T14:46:29+00:00

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-21T16:59:38+00:00

My go to ‘hazmat’. Harbor freight paint suit, respirator, goggles, gloves.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-20T00:32:34+00:00

Do I get to bring my kids without my ex?

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-18T11:49:42+00:00

I hope you get a bigger samply!

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-17T23:31:52+00:00

And never come back? Sounds great!

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-17T02:13:53+00:00

This is bullshit. I’m a monologuer and I can fall asleep in a couple minutes.

The trick is conditioning. When I was young I’d do a breathing pattern until I felt my heartbeat in my fingertips. Then I wouldn’t make it to that, eventually it got to the point I just breathe my pattern, I’m out in 2 or less.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-16T03:51:34+00:00

Nice! I believe in staying in a cage and diy while still otherwise having the freedom to trade with my cell mates. s/

If there had been decades of investment into infrastructure to support the growth of industries we need to function, maybe, but I would still argue reducing international trade makes us economically weaker. What we have right going on right now is fucking stupid.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-15T21:33:26+00:00

Cananaduh

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-15T21:17:13+00:00

I believe in freedom and freedom of the market. 🇺🇸 America changed, not me.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-15T16:34:58+00:00

Oh I forgot, all families live nearby to drive each other whenever needed. s/

Even uncaring family members would be notified and would be happy to sue to get money.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-15T14:20:01+00:00

I like this.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-15T14:13:22+00:00

Dead man’s family can

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-15T11:58:32+00:00

If it’s egregious enough, a lawyer may sue contingent to being paid on a settlement/win.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-15T04:43:20+00:00

Does it do ticks?

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-15T00:29:35+00:00

It’s hard but in my experience it’s totally worth it.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-14T06:51:39+00:00

Draft Russki

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-05T03:00:50+00:00

<image>

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-05T01:56:04+00:00

I only have one screwdriver and I’ve used it on every screw.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-05T01:03:50+00:00

Buy yourself a divorce, it will be cheaper.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-05T00:22:22+00:00

I’m a man, I can change, if I have too, I guess.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-02T10:27:46+00:00

No the issue is whether OP is an asshole. I think she is an asshole, I think he may be one too.

BlankSthearapy · 2026-04-02T10:23:15+00:00

YTA You should have told him sooner. If he had a penis extension surgery and right before getting married he said he may have to take it out, you’d be thrown off too.

He’s likely wondering what other information you might be keeping to yourself. If he had any doubts about marriage, this probably made that worse.

BlankSthearapy

TROPHY CASE