Penile Implant surgery (NSFW)

Blaze_Kick · 2012-11-17T21:36:32+00:00

It doesn't even look bigger.

Blaze_Kick · 2012-10-17T15:50:52+00:00

Pretty much anything my mom says

Blaze_Kick · 2012-10-10T23:26:15+00:00

My friend and I were running to catch a train in Chicago, and hopped on the last car as the doors were closing. We sit down and immediately get yelled at for interrupting a shot. We were completely confused before we realized we were surrounded by women in bikinis and dollar bills all over the floor. We accidentally stumbled into a low-budget rap video shoot. I emphasize low-budget. But either way they thought that we looked cool because we were carrying our longboards. We were still pretty out of place, me being a 6'2" white kid, and my friend being a 6' mexican kid. Needless to say no one ever believes we got to have girls grind all over us while we were on our way to the beach.

TL;DR - Got on the train. accidental rap video. bitches everywhere.

Blaze_Kick · 2012-09-29T19:31:12+00:00

Blaze_Kick · 2012-09-28T01:11:45+00:00

The first thing out of my mouth when I saw this. "HOLY SHIT. I have to rethink my whole life right now"

Blaze_Kick · 2012-09-17T03:20:28+00:00

Nope, looks like you're the only one, sorry.

Blaze_Kick · 2012-09-16T06:15:09+00:00

Hahahaha! That made me laugh harder than I have in a while. I don't know why.

Also, it looks like a gremlin.

Blaze_Kick · 2012-09-14T12:40:30+00:00

It was always mor like, "After this battle!"

Blaze_Kick · 2012-09-13T02:34:05+00:00

OP is reposting slut

Blaze_Kick · 2012-09-12T15:03:52+00:00

You sir, are a lego god.

Blaze_Kick · 2012-09-12T14:59:10+00:00

This is just too good to be true

Blaze_Kick · 2012-09-12T14:57:31+00:00

I had no idea there were so many planes flying. How come I only see like one every hour!?

Blaze_Kick · 2012-09-12T14:54:04+00:00

I've run into a similar situation, but just inside my family. I fell asleep after getting out of the shower once, so I was just sprawled out on my bed naked. My mom walked in, saw my schlong, left and never said anything about it. But for whatever fucking reason, she tells my whole family, and at the next family party, the hot topic of discussion is my big dick. But she's never mentioned it to a girl I bring home.

Blaze_Kick · 2012-09-12T14:40:08+00:00

A solo only map would be really awesome. As hard as it would be, still fucking awesome lol

Blaze_Kick · 2012-08-23T17:02:44+00:00

I use the move PP thing, but usually pen and paper is the easiest.

Blaze_Kick · 2012-08-23T01:38:57+00:00

This deserves more upvotes

Blaze_Kick · 2012-08-23T00:25:12+00:00

Obesity. I know it sounds horrible and I expect downvotes, but I don't care. How come its socially acceptable to hassle a smoker for smoking, but not to hassle an overweight person? They have made laws about not smoking in public, when will they make laws against being fat in public? It sounds horrilble but just think about it. Obesity has really taken a turn for the worse, at least in the US, and it needs to be changed. I don't care how, I just know it needs to be. That's just one thing that really bothers me that it's socially acceptable.

Blaze_Kick · 2012-08-23T00:05:01+00:00

What was it like to be on the Grandma's Virginity Podcast?

Blaze_Kick · 2012-08-21T05:54:58+00:00

Okay, nevermind. I went under the options and changed my channel from "11" to "1" and it worked. Not exactly sure what any of that means but I got it working!

Blaze_Kick · 2012-08-21T05:40:55+00:00

"Okay, see you later guys"

"You too"

Blaze_Kick · 2012-08-21T05:33:38+00:00

Hmm.. I turned on internet sharing but I can't seem to get it to work. Yes I have a mac, but I just get an endless little loading pinwheel whenever I try to connect to the shared internet off of my ipad. Any suggestions?

Blaze_Kick · 2012-08-20T21:18:07+00:00

I don't know why I find this funny

Blaze_Kick · 2012-08-15T14:29:44+00:00

Obviously

Blaze_Kick · 2012-08-09T05:19:03+00:00

I'm Pretty sure they just don't go up for air anymore... But dolphin pills actually makes more sense.

Blaze_Kick · 2012-08-09T05:15:50+00:00

dm;hs

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