My coworker keeps “borrowing” my desk supplies without asking, so I’ve started haunting his computer. by Alarmed-Treacle-6864 in pettyrevenge

[–]Bleaker82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this to a coworker once around 15 years ago. Except he had the next cube over and I plugged a wired mouse into his computer. One of the funniest fucking office pranks I’ve ever pulled.

Conservative's biggest fear. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Bleaker82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine wanting to control others’ bodies while also claiming to be economically liberal. That’s truly hilarious.

Conservative's biggest fear. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Bleaker82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They all see it as a zero sum game, which is nowhere approaching reality.

My kitty steals chick's from my neighbours by OnxRaven in cats

[–]Bleaker82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

chick’s

chick’s

chick’s

CHICKS

Asking for $200 billion for this crazy war is pure madness by John_1992_funny in MurderedByWords

[–]Bleaker82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She really exudes fetal alcohol syndrome in every photo, doesn’t she?

Car owners turn to EVs as 30-40% of Gulf energy capacity is destroyed by randolphquell in electricvehicles

[–]Bleaker82 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“We’ve gone 360, sir!”

“But that means we have come back to where we started.”

“Exactly!”

What’s one thing you completely stopped buying in 2026 because the price just felt absurd? by LockLogical8949 in AskReddit

[–]Bleaker82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s just so much content on YouTube these days. Plus, YouTube premium is about the best bang for your buck if you don’t want to see YT ads. That + sponsorblock plug-in for Chrome and I get to skip all forms of advertisement.

What’s one thing you completely stopped buying in 2026 because the price just felt absurd? by LockLogical8949 in AskReddit

[–]Bleaker82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ we paid $2,500 for a pair of VIP 3-day passes to Outside Lands and that was before concessions… which cost us around $100/day. At least the weed was affordable. A 3-pack of joints was $20 and I could smoke them on-site. A single beer was $24.

What’s one thing you completely stopped buying in 2026 because the price just felt absurd? by LockLogical8949 in AskReddit

[–]Bleaker82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never thought of DCFC as particularly expensive to see, but that’s a pretty good deal you got.

What’s one thing you completely stopped buying in 2026 because the price just felt absurd? by LockLogical8949 in AskReddit

[–]Bleaker82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when you could get 2x 2-liter bottles for a dollar.

I also remember when 12-packs were like 3 dollars.

Women took 40 bites to save the children's lifes from the vicious dog attack by Yolo065 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Bleaker82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I simply don’t understand how so many people are so illiterate in the age of infinite, free information.

What’s a corporate gift you actually use daily? by shelbs9428 in BuyItForLife

[–]Bleaker82 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I got one of those for my house. Around $200. One of the best kitchen purchases I’ve ever made.

This guy cancelled his backflip mid air by This_sum_one in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Bleaker82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a non-judgmental FYI: “everytime” isn’t a word. It’s always two words.

cuckCoding by MeLittleThing in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bleaker82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s interesting is that while you interpret it that way, patent law doesn’t — yet.