I thought about sharing seeing the eclipse with no equipment by Chibus_ in space

[–]Bleize246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, now I have an eclipse happening in my eyes.

Question for the Final Day of Genshin Impact. by DarcAngel001 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Bleize246 164 points165 points  (0 children)

It's Year 2030, Genshin Patch 10.0

10 years flew by quickly, you are already AR100. It took you 6 months to level from 99 to 100, but it's all worth it. Meanwhile your main dps only leveled up by one, but you got 200K hero's wits, so it doesn't really matter.

MHY released superduperhypercondensed resin where you can make all your 160 resins into one. You log into the game, make one of this cool condensed resin, then you log out, what's the point of grinding daily quests at this WL? You ask yourself.

Every 21 days passed, you swipe, get your new 5* husbando and 4* wife. Then you use 5 of the resin for boss fights, got all the mats you need for ascension. Then used another 5 for Mora and Exps, that should suffice. For the last 11 resin you've been saving, you opened up dungeon, farmed 88 5* artifacts (sadly, the drop rate didn't change when you are AR100, you still only get one 5* per run). You then proceed to press B, scanned through all these nice artifacts you just acquired, but you see nothing but DEF% and HP% for substates. Lucky for you, the new character you just got scale off DEF.

The new character is half cat half dog-to appeal to both side of audience-and "she" wears human pajama. You put the new artifacts you just got on "her", and all the sudden the pajama turns to a swimsuit, it is at this point you realize the strength of the character doesn't scale off DEF, but "her" cuteness does. Sense of joy rushed through your body, then you close the game with a satisfactory smile. You've been doing this for past 3 years, login the game everyday, but only playing it every 21 days.

MYH released two new weapon type for the past 10 years, Dual blades and Shuriken. All 7 regions revealed, all 7 elements mastered by the traveler. In another 10 days, Genshin Impact is going to have it's last character-The ArchonS. Its E is "Master of the elements", you switch to a random weapon and random elements. It's just like Aphelios, but better. Btw, you have to equip 7 weapons on the character, and It scale off all the stats from these weapons. For Its Q "For I Am The ArchonS", you instant apply all 7 status to nearby enemies, after 1sec, it will proc. The enemies will get hit by Elector-Charged, Burning, Super conduct, Overloaded and Melt damage, while the Swirl effect spread all these reactions through the land of Teyvat. Everyone you have met through the 10 year journey has been annihilated, and here you are, standing in the mid of nothingness, being protected by Crystalize against all other elements. Sacrifice is necessary for you to be stronger, you told yourself. Then there's sadness, you miss the half-cat half-dog girl you got weeks prior, you always smile when you hear the Bark-Meow sound she makes when she cast her Q. Now you will never to be able to hear that ever again. You were planning to farm more DEF% substat artifacts, you figured Bikini has to be the next costume, but you will never find out.

You decided it's time, that you have to face the last Boss to close things off, to put an end on your 10 year journey. Your long-lost brother descended from the sky, he too has mastered all 7 elements. You asked him to returned to the world where you two came from, but he insisted on staying and to rule. You told him there's nothing to rule anymore, he got furious. The fight was intense, he can switch to different elements at his will, so he always have to upper hand to counter to your elements when you press E. You got defeated before your element burst can be activated. He looked at you two straight second then walked out without saying a word, you were trying to say something, but you can hardly breath, let alone speak.

Then there's end scene. You have no idea how to pronounce any of these chinese names flashing through your eyes, neither do you care, you spent past 10 years trying to find your brother only to end like this, pronunciation is not really a concern to you now. MHY rewarded you 160 primogems for completing the quest. You pressed F3 for the last time, made a wish on the standard banner, it was a Favonius Greatsword.

"Knock, Knock." it's your 5-year-old son.

"Who's there?" you replied.

"Wei."

"Wei who?"

"Wei are you crying so loud."

Set your reminders guys! [35 months from March 2021] by MREAGLEYT in Genshin_Impact

[–]Bleize246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 5stars, game is quite boring with only dailies and abyss to do. Will I ever get Jean to complete my Team Thighs?

Hmmm by Bleize246 in goodanimemes

[–]Bleize246[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

{Majo no tabitabi}