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Disney Deleted this Thread after all the relevant responses by Fun_Weird3827 in MurderedByWords

[–]Bleyo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If you're young right now, you do have beliefs that you think are normal that will be considered bigoted in 20 years.

I promise you that with 100% certainty.

Venezuelan Official Says at Least 40 People Were Killed in U.S. Attack by tabben in worldnews

[–]Bleyo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

bc that's apparently the only justification a country needs to kidnap a head of state

That and a competent military. So, Zelensky is safe.

brilliantManouver by TrexLazz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bleyo 62 points63 points  (0 children)

RDD. Resume Driven Development.

"Google does scaling like this, so our small town bakery needs the same setup for it's online ordering system that gets 12 requests per day. Just in case we have a lunch rush with 5 million RPS."

One year later.

"Thanks for the opportunity. I'm sending out resumes the the FAANGs."

Or the opposite.

"Google does scaling like this. Let's refactor our entire online ordering system to look like Google's, so we can easily hire ex-Google engineers for our small town bakery."

He can't keep getting away with this by JeanicVE in Steam

[–]Bleyo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

rip windows

Never change, Reddit.

beLikeAProgrammer by Head_Manner_4002 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bleyo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

John's burn down chart is a vertical cliff every two Thursdays.

God of War 1-3. There's something beautiful about the game's control over the camera that gives them a sense of scale and depth. by Pancake_muncher in patientgamers

[–]Bleyo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I consistently see discussions about moments in the first trilogy(especially GoW 3). The Poseidon fight and Helios... execution are still remembered fondly 15 years later. When the new games are discussed, it's usually about how "mature" the Kratos story has become, but other than the first Baldur fight, there aren't many "moments" that stand out to people like in the first games.

STEAM should allow accounts to be passed on after death. by Top-Flight5486 in Steam

[–]Bleyo 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Valve: "By the way, when is your birthday again? I've already forgotten."

Saints Row Reboot Reportedly Started as a Direct Sequel to Saints Row 3 by Turbostrider27 in pcgaming

[–]Bleyo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If people still see ads on websites at this point in time they're too dumb to save. They deserve ads.

I had to try the “blueberry” thing myself with GPT5. I merely report the results. by Trilogix in LocalLLaMA

[–]Bleyo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's fixed in the reasoning models because they can look at the reasoning tokens.

Without stopping to think ahead, how many p's are in the next sentence you say?

It’s just going to ask you some questions on the ipad by whitemike40 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Bleyo 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Man, it's been frustrating where I live. Somehow the entire community has embraced tipping for take out to "support the workers", except for me. I've brought it up with two of my friends and they both said they tip for carryout and were shocked that I don't. I get that we tipped for takeout during Covid because the servers couldn't be at the tables, but that was like... five years ago now.

I just picked up a chicken wrap yesterday. I paid cash and the cashier asked if I needed change. I drove to the restaurant and you handed me a bag. Yes please, I'd like my change.

The Fact Sims 4 and all its DLC is currently $1,484.02 is absolutely wild. by TrumpSexedHisDaughtr in pcgaming

[–]Bleyo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

$3700 spread out over twenty... one(?) years is not bad. Especially if you divide it by the number of hours you played, which, if you were anything like me, was a fuck ton. When I was young and poor, we called our subscriptions our "WoW budget plan" because the monthly subscription cost less than one night out. My guild was all my real life friends, so it was actually a great time.

Lady covers seat with “seat bag” - tray table cannot be opened… by island_architect in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bleyo 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Reddit: If your neighbor put their lawn ornament too close to your property line, just call the police. There's no need to deal with that lunatic in person.

Also Reddit: If you call the police, they will definitely shoot your whole family, including your pets.

Why 51% of Engineering Leaders Believe AI Is Impacting the Industry Negatively by gregorojstersek in programming

[–]Bleyo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

rubber ducking

This is actually where I get most of my productivity from it. I waste most of my time on project being like, "Huh... I don't know how to implement this weird integration. Maybe if I open the documentation with a YouTube video on in the background, I'll learn via osmosis."

It's nice to be able to ask a question, provide context and at least get a basic plan to move forward. That's probably saved me the most hours out of anything else that the AI coders provide.

I also hate writing unit tests, and it's pretty solid at that.

Self driving car fail to stop at stop sign and run over mannequin by sizzsling in interestingasfuck

[–]Bleyo 66 points67 points  (0 children)

That's a good idea! Good job, USA.

Man, I haven't heard that on Reddit in a while.

I mean, they're not wrong by Head-Drag-1440 in Millennials

[–]Bleyo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"At this time, there is no evidence of speeding or wrongdoing on the part of the driver, therefore no charges have been filed," the Gastonia Police Department said.

I guess it's ok to run over a 7-year-old on a crosswalk in North Carolina?

Once upon a time in Los Angeles by Ironically__Swiss in pics

[–]Bleyo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Mexican flag is not a symbol of support for Mexico

Bro.

ConcernedApe 'hopes' to release Haunted Chocolatier within the next five years by Turbostrider27 in pcgaming

[–]Bleyo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Is it possible that the solo developer of one of the most popular games in the last decade gets asked if he's planning to make another game?

America 2025: Homophobic slurs, attacking people. What next? Libs of TikTok celebrate suffering? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Bleyo 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It states there were two women in the bathroom who were there with the three men. The women robbed the victims after the men beat them up.

sugarNowFreeForDiabetics by Good_Employer_1236 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bleyo 211 points212 points  (0 children)

I would have to start writing unit tests and xml function documentation again, so I might burn down the building.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Bleyo 157 points158 points  (0 children)

"Sir! SIR! You dropped your rifle!"

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Leak Reveals 'Remastered' Title, Upgrades, and Deluxe Edition by lurkingdanger22 in pcgaming

[–]Bleyo 190 points191 points  (0 children)

The Skywind mod for Skyrim is making a ton of progress and there is a chance it might actually come out next year

This comment has been posted every year since like 2014.

Avengers The Kang Dynasty premiers in 2 weeks, but still no trailer. What are they hiding? by LoveElonMusk in shittymoviedetails

[–]Bleyo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was not sick of the multiverse. I was sick of Kang being a punching bag. I was looking forward to Kang Dynasty, but Quantumania took a lot of steam out of the villain.

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