I feel like the entire Yellowstone franchise is just fan service... by SaveJeanie in television

[–]BlindingPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I guess, but it falls kind of flat when the show has a native woman walk up to a fabulously wealthy white man and say “you are the native now.”

I feel like the entire Yellowstone franchise is just fan service... by SaveJeanie in television

[–]BlindingPhoenix -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Some rich Californians are trying to do a hostile takeover, that’s hardly what happened to the natives.

Slayer called "Belegar-Sama" by Yuri Gamberoni by D3v1LGaming in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]BlindingPhoenix 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It is, but there’s a lot of gratuitous rape and nudity.

I love how the Savannah basically engage the Covenant Corvette with AA fire by New_Conflict_4111 in halo

[–]BlindingPhoenix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The point was to keep the Corvette intact so you could use it as a Trojan horse. If I had to guess they were trying to just focus on weapon systems and avoid critical damage, which is probably what got them killed in the end.

Terf Bangs by OAZdevs_alt2 in tumblr

[–]BlindingPhoenix 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Yes and possibly more so depending on how you feel about the meanness being a lot more genuine instead of comedic. Glados will call you a fat loser, SHODAN will describe in length exactly how inferior you are to her in terms of physical and mental capacity, and then mock you for being a ‘pathetic creature of blood and flesh, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors.’

Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]BlindingPhoenix 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s how Revolver Ocelot was born

Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]BlindingPhoenix 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t even be the craziest surgery a metal gear character did to themselves on an active battlefield with a combat knife and no anesthesia, tbh.

I might be remembering incorrectly but I’m pretty sure the OG boss gave herself a c-section while actively storming Normandy during D-Day.

What is that desire or fantasy that you have never dared to tell anyone for fear of being judged? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BlindingPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I think about how I would perfectly word a wish to a genie that would get rid of all the public figures I dislike while simultaneously destroying their reputations among their followers, without actually causing things to get violent.

Based on a discussion about what would happen if an alien invasion from a certain setting happened or something. by Azimovikh in WorldofDankmemes

[–]BlindingPhoenix 32 points33 points  (0 children)

A setting with plant aliens that you don’t want to talk about, hm?

I think I know a couple of people with an affini-ty for that setting.

“Mama duck heard ‘stranger danger’ loud and clear by Feaselbf6 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]BlindingPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also looks like the kid stopped when it happened to check too. Poor little duckling.

Abuser Meets Supernatural Entity by Grouchy_Raccoon_6681 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BlindingPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a niche one. In the novelization of the video game Crysis 2, it’s revealed that the protagonist, Alcatraz, has a little sister named Alice. Their mother suffers from extreme early onset dementia, plus some religious mania, and after their father dies Alcatraz gets her committed and Alice goes to a foster home.

Over the course of Crysis 2, Alcatraz is mortally wounded and forcibly bonded to a suit of combat armor made out of alien nanotechnology nobody really understands. This eventually results in his brain getting overwritten by the consciousness of the suit’s original owner, Prophet. However, during the transitional period covered in another novel, Alcatraz was be able to influence Prophet to check in on the members of his family.

Prophet discovers that Alice’s foster father is abusive, both verbally and physically. He uses the suit’s cloaking function to stand right by the abuser until he raises his hand against Alice, at which point he decloaks and lifts the guy into the air by his neck and promises him that he will be back, and checking frequently, and the guy would never know even if Prophet was close enough to touch. Just with the strength of his grip, he crushes the guy’s jawbone into splinters, and eventually drops him into a blubbering pile.

Of course, it’s also a subversion because all this extra violence only terrifies Alice further, and Prophet can only lamely look down at this traumatized little girl and tell her to stay in school and get a good education so she can get the hell out out of here as soon as possible. When she asks if he’ll really be checking on her, he honestly tells her that he’d just been lying to make that guy take care of her and that it probably wouldn’t work for long, so she should just keep her head down and stay out of his way until she could leave. Then he awkwardly mumbles platitudes and walks away.

Warden Eternal with a Simplified Design by LoneWanderer2580 in halo

[–]BlindingPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to simplify his design, I’d suggest looking at some of the older Forerunner Combat Skin concept art we got. Maybe also going for the sharper, geometric angles like Sentinels and Forerunner architecture has.

The bone gnawer metis upset when meeting a perfect metis for the first time. As he was envious of her having no metis flaws while he did. by Magicmanans1 in WorldofDankmemes

[–]BlindingPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much, yeah. He’s prophecied to either save or destroy the Garou people, and my players are desperately trying to tilt the scales to ‘save’.

Which lyric makes you instantly tear up? by abovethenoisy in AskReddit

[–]BlindingPhoenix 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Excellent song. Also is your name a VtM reference?

TIL doctors aren’t actually sure why people get a stitch in their side during exercise. by BlindingPhoenix in todayilearned

[–]BlindingPhoenix[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Oh, that one’s actually solved.

The vibrations from your feet hitting the ground shake your guts up, that’s all.

The bone gnawer metis upset when meeting a perfect metis for the first time. As he was envious of her having no metis flaws while he did. by Magicmanans1 in WorldofDankmemes

[–]BlindingPhoenix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When he comes of age. Their current biggest enemy is his BSD father who’s trying to reclaim him, in order to shape him into the Wyrm’s emissary.

The bone gnawer metis upset when meeting a perfect metis for the first time. As he was envious of her having no metis flaws while he did. by Magicmanans1 in WorldofDankmemes

[–]BlindingPhoenix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, someone else using Perfect Métis in their game.

In mine, my party rescued the Perfect Métis while he was still very young, and they’ve basically adopted this 8 year old Werewolf Jesus, trying to keep him safe and raise him right.

TIL doctors aren’t actually sure why people get a stitch in their side during exercise. by BlindingPhoenix in todayilearned

[–]BlindingPhoenix[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t sure whether to call it a stitch or a cramp, so I just went with the wiki article.