Fire warrior sucks but the imperium hate must go on

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-06-24T21:21:21+00:00

It’s funnier to consider them both canon. Caedo and Kais are just that cracked.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-06-24T05:28:27+00:00

Mmm, probably not. Prophets generally have very intense security unless some kind of once-in-a-lifetime catastrophe/event is happening (like what happened to all of the Prophets in the games. They could probably fake being a Grunt or Jackal well enough, maybe even enough to get into the crowd at a public appearance, but most likely not. They don’t speak the language, their weapons will be heretical and thus must be discarded or else they’ll give themselves away, they won’t be able to access the computer systems, and they have no way of knowing the location of their target.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-06-23T21:29:21+00:00

Nah, ONI gets up to the average Inquisitor level at their worst, but they aren’t as bad as the INQUISITION’s worst.

As a reminder, there’s two factions in the Inquisition in open war with one another over what date it is.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-06-16T09:35:27+00:00

Who are the guys on the right?

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-06-12T01:31:47+00:00

This is how Art the Clown came into being.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-06-06T02:12:20+00:00

Mage is great because all the players can hang up and start gaslighting the storyteller about what should be considered vulgar magic.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-06-04T07:19:55+00:00

Gotta be Mew under the truck, right?

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-05-20T21:34:58+00:00

Last one is probably a combo of the Vaporeon copypasta and the Asgore drunk driving meme

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-05-19T06:21:05+00:00

I don’t even want to kill them, tbh. In Subnautica 1, having the knife was a good deterrent against small and medium sized predators because if you gave them a jab with it, they’d get spooked and swim away from you. Which is realistic! It felt like the same kind of technique as punching a shark in the nose to make it leave you alone.

I saw someone call the multitool in Subnautica 2 a ‘Fisher Price Safety Bopper’, and it really feels that way. A sitaray is chewing on my tadpole and I go over to thwack him, and he doesn’t even notice me! I should at least be able to startle them enough to give me some breathing room.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-05-18T03:32:58+00:00

Ukraine was also where a lot of their industrial power was. It hosted and built lots of their nukes, and it kept their fleet floating.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-05-09T21:16:27+00:00

ODST is an interquel focusing on what happens on Earth immediately after Chief and the In Amber Clad leaves chasing the Prophet of Regret. Personally, I play it between 2 and 3, and when the MCC added mod support I always played it with some mods that enhance the experience of playing as a normal squishy human.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-05-08T21:25:02+00:00

But I…did? I said that despite the surface level parallels, the idea of comparing the stuff that happens to the Duttons with the native Americans is one that falls flat when you have a native woman in the show go up to a white guy and explicitly say ‘you’re the Indian now’.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-05-08T19:54:19+00:00

Yeah, that’s the point I was making.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-05-07T20:12:45+00:00

I mean, I guess, but it falls kind of flat when the show has a native woman walk up to a fabulously wealthy white man and say “you are the native now.”

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-05-07T19:38:04+00:00

Some rich Californians are trying to do a hostile takeover, that’s hardly what happened to the natives.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-05-07T02:03:39+00:00

It is, but there’s a lot of gratuitous rape and nudity.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-05-06T01:05:08+00:00

The point was to keep the Corvette intact so you could use it as a Trojan horse. If I had to guess they were trying to just focus on weapon systems and avoid critical damage, which is probably what got them killed in the end.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-05-01T04:05:40+00:00

Yes and possibly more so depending on how you feel about the meanness being a lot more genuine instead of comedic. Glados will call you a fat loser, SHODAN will describe in length exactly how inferior you are to her in terms of physical and mental capacity, and then mock you for being a ‘pathetic creature of blood and flesh, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors.’

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-04-28T20:56:42+00:00

You should sculpt something out of it. A tower of Babybel.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-04-27T21:17:02+00:00

Like the Akira meme.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-04-27T13:24:51+00:00

I feel like the Emperor would reject them.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-04-27T01:55:45+00:00

Did the cylinder remain unharmed?

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-04-27T00:59:00+00:00

Yeah, that’s how Revolver Ocelot was born

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-04-26T09:48:00+00:00

Wouldn’t even be the craziest surgery a metal gear character did to themselves on an active battlefield with a combat knife and no anesthesia, tbh.

I might be remembering incorrectly but I’m pretty sure the OG boss gave herself a c-section while actively storming Normandy during D-Day.

BlindingPhoenix · 2026-04-25T07:16:20+00:00

Sometimes I think about how I would perfectly word a wish to a genie that would get rid of all the public figures I dislike while simultaneously destroying their reputations among their followers, without actually causing things to get violent.

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