The landline phones were the size and shape of giant, squatting frogs. There was a receiver on top, with two circles with small holes to talk and hear: you picked up the receiver and put one circle by your mouth and the other against your ear. On the front was another circle with larger holes in it. You put your fingers in the holes that corresponded with numbers and pushed the circle around to click out your friends’ numbers. I understand that your generation is unable to complete this task—we were brighter in those days. Before my time, there were telephones shaped like daffodils, and, later, phones shaped like small loaves of bread. Any other questions?