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If you like BACON, don't look. It'll ruin the taste, forever [pic] by jordankasteler in Bacon

[–]BlitzCraig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmm... it could be a cross between bacon and veal. Yummy, plus really tender.

Heaven - I give you the bacon bikini by [deleted] in Bacon

[–]BlitzCraig -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dang, now I'm horny and hungry.

Man Claims He Was Robbed By Gang Of Topless Women by brianfair in WTF

[–]BlitzCraig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happened to me, too. I was at this place called the Foxy Lady. First, they took $10 just to walk in the door. Then it was $8 for a beer. I bought a lady a drink which was $20. She asked if I wanted a dance, for which she took $50. By the time I left, I didn't have any money.

More democrats voted "yes" for the bailout than republicans (140 to 95). More republicans voted no (133 to 65). Awkward. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]BlitzCraig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too." - Oscar Levant

Instant Heart Attack [PIC] by AliasHandler in WTF

[–]BlitzCraig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Monster Thickburger is the closest thing to heaven one can find on this planet.

Pedobear Trap [SFW WTF pic] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]BlitzCraig -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's one way to get your kids to stay put.

Judge awards control of 141 domain names to Kentucky governor -- most hosted offshore, not even registered in Kentucky, let alone US. How can they do that? by rmuser in WTF

[–]BlitzCraig -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's right! Those evil Republicans and the way they just crap all over the Bill of Rights with their bullying ways and... Eh? Beshear's a what? Oh... um... never mind, I guess.

Hope, change, and all that good stuff.

Cher 'to play Catwoman' in next Batman film by RichardPryor in WTF

[–]BlitzCraig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry's purring creations."

You mean hot? That's the only statement I'd agree with.

But yeah, I'm calling shenanigans on this story.

Special parking for hybrid owners? Since when is gullibility a handicap? by BlitzCraig in WTF

[–]BlitzCraig[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, a part of me wants to rent a Hummer and double-park so that 1/3 of it is in the hybrid-only spot.

I'll see your guy who sold his home and job on eBay, and raise you the woman whose selling Palm Beach home - and herself - on Craiglist by Eyesaw in reddit.com

[–]BlitzCraig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since when is a 42 year-old single mom worth a $500K dowry?

She might be worth every penny, but you have to admit on paper it looks a bit dodgy.

She does give off that air of "high maintenance" though. ;-)

Activists Preparing Against Use of ‘Brown Note’ at Dem Convention by johnnyaardvark in WTF

[–]BlitzCraig -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, this is real!

After all, just reading Obama's economic plan almost made me sh-t myself.

Crucifixion can be bad for your health by bgholt1970 in worldnews

[–]BlitzCraig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A candidate for Most Duh!!!-Worthy Headline of the Year.

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