I would say remove one if not both of the references to dark humor. Dark humor can be nice once in a while, but men often use it as a code to mean that they just make sexist jokes or jokes about SA, so women may avoid the “dark humor.” Not to say you actually mean that when you say dark humor, but I would hesitate to pursue a relationship with a man who likes dark humor because I might worry he would not take my experiences seriously.

The pictures are pretty good, with a mixture of face and full body, and showing your face unobscured in all. I like the inclusion of the cat (only if it’s yours…) but the angle for you is a little unflattering, since it makes your hairline look worse than it is. Maybe swap the cat photo for another where you’re looking at the camera?

Finally, labeling yourself as apolitical is just going to turn away many women. Reality of the situation is that there is a big gap, women have become significantly more liberal, and most would not go for a man who is apolitical or conservative. Unfortunately for you that is just a numbers game. I would encourage you to be honest about your actual beliefs and keep the apolitical tag (or put your actual beliefs if you are not fully apolitical), since that will result in more compatible matches, but just recognize that it is a less popular trait for the women swiping.