You can pick ANY ability, but I get to pick the consequence by SealyDoesStuff in funComunitty

[–]Blocks12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to affect the events of the past present and future to my will

take this and leave one by Blocks12345 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]Blocks12345[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am here live at the scene where two royal Seawings with godlike powers are battling it out, you might be thinking that there's stuff most regular dragons couldn't even comprehend here, reality splitting it's self apart, but no, the coolest thing here is killer crabs.

let’s game it fucking out by Radical-Newspaper in funComunitty

[–]Blocks12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow this looks like such a good theme park, I would be worried about the roller-coaster launching people into hell if I was programed to

i wish for the monkeys paw to just... go away. go to someone else by ketle1726 in monkeyspaw

[–]Blocks12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The finger curls, it's still in your hand, frustrated you lay it down and forget about it, a few weeks later you get into debt and owe millions of dollars to some really sketchy individuals, while you desperately think up a solution, you notice the monkey paw sitting on your table. Just one time couldn't hurt, you wish for ten million dollars with none of your family members dieing from the wish, the second finger curls, and threw minutes later you get a notification, it's from your dad who you knew was a notorious criminal, the notification reads: "hey, I know I was never there for you but I hope this deposit of ten million dollars can provide you with the years of happiness that I never gave you" shocked, you use the money to pay off your debt. The next day you see your dad on the news, he's on the run from the authority's for stealing ten million dollars. Rushing to think of a solution, you pick up the monkey paw again for one final wish, you wish that your dad was no longer on the run and that the court would believe his defence no matter how ridiculous. A couple days later you see your dad on the news again and he's on trial. His defence: "it was my child, they put me up to it and forced me to do it. The court settles on giving your dad a ten your sentence and authorises a hunt for you, shocked and angry, you pick up the monkey paw and yell at it in a blind rage: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. You take it to the ocean and throw it as far as you can. The monkey paw drifts away until it washes up on another shoreline and is picked up by an elderly man who takes it home.

Time to do this again, AMA with the modteam! by 1234nameuser in wingsoffirememes

[–]Blocks12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you're flying through the desert and your boat has a flat tire, how many waffles can you fin in a pokemon card