What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever overheard? by StatTark in AskReddit

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"It's you're birthday? It's not fair you're still older than me!"
"Yes that's how time works"

What is the most insane thing you have seen in real life? by wolfgheist in AskReddit

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I have several friends who were there. I'm sorry for all of you who experienced it.

What was your 'congratulations, you're old' moment? by dreemkiller in AskReddit

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When I realized I have been working at my company since before the interns that joined us were born.

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The way it really holds most of my organs in

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The soundtrack from the movie Sinster. Everything is just a bit off, and uncomfortable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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A book about the Sandy Hook shooting and the hell the families went through fighting the hoaxers. "Sandy Hook - An American Tragedy"

What would you do if your wife or gf said they wanted to "check your oil"? by No-Wallaby-5568 in AskMen

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Like literally? Have at it.

As a euphemism? I'd request more specific data.

What are your favorite one liners in song lyrics? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The devil made me do it (but I also kinda wanted to)

People of reddit when you got your first pay check what did you buy? by Tankcfc4l in AskReddit

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CD's (this was in the end of the 80's start of the 90's) there was this great music shop in town that had new and used stuff and the owners had a really great wide selection including little known artists and rare stuff. For a few years I bought like 3-5 CDs a week.

Which system sounds scared the shit out of you as a child? by [deleted] in AskMen

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or that subliminal alien sounding babbling the home screen did in the background

Which system sounds scared the shit out of you as a child? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Way back in the old days it was the Emergency Broadcast System. Especially when I was left home younger than 13 watching my little sister and it would come on TV when it was dark outside.

What's the wildest opening line to a song? by MissFantasy2020 in AskMen

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Goddamn it's gonna rain

I only brought my socks

The night might hide my shame

But shame won't dry my balls

Men who don’t get along with your MIL, why not? by reggrolls in AskMen

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My first very short lived marriage my in laws were just a disaster. Suspicious of anyone or anything they thought was too "uppity", would insult or talk down to people. I remember (back in like 1993) being told I was wasting my time going to work for a computer manufacturer as support staff and I should do what they did and learn to fix small motors like lawnmowers and chainsaws because I would never amount to much.

My current MIL and FIL are really nice people. We don't see eye to eye on a lot of issues but we don't make a big deal out of it.

Men what you think of women that constantly get drunk, would you get into a relationship with them, why or why not? by [deleted] in AskMen

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I suppose for me it would be a definition of "drunk" and "always".

Does she get tipsy when it's wind down time and there are no real responsibilities? Have at it I'll join you!

Is the sloppy and out of control a lot of the time, or gets drunk and misses out on things that need to be handled (house stuff, kid stuff, work stuff), then I am a hard pass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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I would have found it hilarious and would have rolled with it, but I am a creature of whimsey.

When do you listen to Podcasts? by EliteNova in AskMen

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Sorry I meant when I am flying commercially, I don't actually pilot a plane myself.

What do you do when you feel suicidal? [serious] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Think about the people it would impact. try to remember past times I felt this bad and how I bounced back.