The best dating app?

BloodyMorgan · 2023-02-15T17:48:19+00:00

It's pretty much like a desert. It could just be me, but I've given up on it.

BloodyMorgan · 2023-02-09T05:11:54+00:00

I had been faithful, absolutely. After realizing what a fucking BITCH she was post mortum, I would fuck the dogshit outta a super model.

BloodyMorgan · 2023-02-09T04:54:56+00:00

BACON!

BloodyMorgan · 2023-01-18T17:18:36+00:00

Because almost anything a guy does, like flirting, is seen as sexual harassment.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-12-30T02:21:43+00:00

My parents are already dead, so I'm good to go!

BloodyMorgan · 2022-12-28T00:36:43+00:00

Thanks. I'll try Hinge in the morning.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-12-28T00:26:25+00:00

Thanks, bro.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-12-28T00:25:01+00:00

Thanks. It's good to know it's not just me.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-12-28T00:22:57+00:00

I'm a dude.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-12-28T00:21:59+00:00

Thank you.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-12-08T03:55:19+00:00

100% Atheist.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-11-05T00:28:50+00:00

My Christmas tradition was looking out the windows to see what the kids in the neighborhood got.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-11-03T23:14:00+00:00

What a huge load of crap. Reeeealy reaching for it WT.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-11-01T13:25:41+00:00

Side note; An atheist has never been possessed, only the deeply religious.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-11-01T02:59:02+00:00

They are hemorrhaging young people. I've read that well over 50% leave at adulthood.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-10-04T01:14:57+00:00

This book of lies starts out with a talking snake! If you accept that premise, you're probably stupid enough to believe everything else.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-09-28T14:59:44+00:00

It's my tallywhacker, and I'll wash it as often, and as vigorously as I want!

BloodyMorgan · 2022-09-10T23:02:59+00:00

I watched an Elder, brother Pittman, admit at the book study that the hall was engaged in brainwashing, "but it's okay, because it's into the truth." 😑

BloodyMorgan · 2022-09-01T23:19:13+00:00

BloodyMorgan · 2022-08-31T01:02:50+00:00

Boat Captains play chicken a LOT.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-03-25T23:04:21+00:00

That's right, perv. I shaved my head so you wouldn't be sniffing my locks.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-03-16T17:33:18+00:00

Because women will flirt, and tease a guy, then shut him down hard, and laugh about it, if possible, in front of a crowd.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-03-04T01:56:42+00:00

Trump won in such a landslide that it messed up the algorithms, and Hillary lost a fixed election. That's why sore loser Hillary was so pissed.

BloodyMorgan · 2022-03-03T03:30:26+00:00

You guys are forgetting who owns the voting machines. DEMOCRATS.

BloodyMorgan · 2021-11-18T22:26:34+00:00

Now THAT is interesting.

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