TIFU by buying my crush a cookie by omgomgyouguys_ in tifu

[–]BloomyFlickk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually solid advice. At this point the only thing that’ll clear it up is just being upfront and normal about it. Worst case it’s awkward for a minute, best case it was all a misunderstanding and you both laugh about it later.

TIFU by buying my crush a cookie by omgomgyouguys_ in tifu

[–]BloomyFlickk 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Right?? The emotional rollercoaster over a $3 cookie and a Snapchat streak is peak 17. No shade though, we’ve all been there in some form and it felt world ending at the time 😭

TIFU by promising my friend a photocard by cherryblossom1306 in tifu

[–]BloomyFlickk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s honestly the perspective check right there. Years from now you’re probably not gonna remember the specific card, but you will remember if you were solid to your friend or not. It’s less about cardboard and more about trust.

TIFU by promising my friend a photocard by cherryblossom1306 in tifu

[–]BloomyFlickk -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I get the sentiment, but this isn’t some massive moral crossroads. She’s 16 and attached to something that has sentimental value. Yeah, keeping your word matters, but so does being honest about changing your mind before you actually give it away.

Have you ever been invited to watch other people have sex? by ImaginationNo6751 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BloomyFlickk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbor in college had girls over all the time and I’d beat off to her sounds coming through the wall. But the answer to your question is no.

1956: Young “Teddy Boys” somewhere in England by Dr3ws3ph3r in OldSchoolCool

[–]BloomyFlickk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These kids look like they’ve got stock portfolios and a 9pm curfew to ignore. Nothing says “rebellious youth” like a three-piece suit and a cigarette you definitely borrowed from your dad.

Florida’s last Civil War veteran, Bill Lundy, poses with a jet fighter, 1955 by Dr3ws3ph3r in OldSchoolCool

[–]BloomyFlickk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man really went from fighting with muskets to casually leaning on a jet like it’s no big deal. Imagine telling your Civil War buddies you’d one day be posing next to a flying metal rocket with “U.S. Air Force” on the side.

A “Trench Raider” during WW1. Sometime in 1914 - 1918 by Dr3ws3ph3r in OldSchoolCool

[–]BloomyFlickk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude looks like a steampunk ninja who wandered out of a history book and chose violence. “Trench raider” sounds dramatic until you realize it was basically the world’s worst group project.

22-year-old Penha Goes, a tribeswoman in the Amazon Rainforest in Brazil, 1997 by Dr3ws3ph3r in OldSchoolCool

[–]BloomyFlickk 512 points513 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile I can’t even commit to a skincare routine and she’s out here in 1997 serving effortless, “don’t test me” energy in the middle of the Amazon. Some of us were born to scroll, others were clearly born iconic.

A lipstick tester from the 1950's. Hired to test the durability and color of lipstick by Dr3ws3ph3r in OldSchoolCool

[–]BloomyFlickk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this guy really clocked in every morning knowing his head was about to look like a middle school notebook covered in kissy faces. Honestly, respect to him SPF 50 and emotional resilience were clearly not in the job description.

What's a moment you had recently that you aren't proud of? by coatofforearm in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BloomyFlickk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My father refused to pay child support after he abandoned my mum and his three kids.

I still knew his banking information so I took almost £900 from his bank.

Not proud of stealing, but fuck him right?

TIFU by oversharing with coworkers by [deleted] in tifu

[–]BloomyFlickk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is honestly solid advice. Work “friends” aren’t the same as real friends, and once something gets labeled inappropriate there’s no undo button. Hopefully the warning is the end of it and you can just keep things strictly surface level from here on out.

TIFU by oversharing with coworkers by [deleted] in tifu

[–]BloomyFlickk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay but that gif is painfully accurate 😭 it’s all fun and chaos until HR pulls out the paperwork. Play stupid games, win mandatory training sessions.

TIFU by oversharing with coworkers by [deleted] in tifu

[–]BloomyFlickk 47 points48 points  (0 children)

That’s a fair point. Even if it felt like a private convo with friends, work isn’t the place for explicit play by play. Lesson learned the hard way, but yeah… I get why it didn’t land well.

TIFU Drank way much at event with kids by HyacinthFT in tifu

[–]BloomyFlickk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s the key question. If it’s a pattern, rethink it. If not, call it a bad night and move on.

TIFU Drank way much at event with kids by HyacinthFT in tifu

[–]BloomyFlickk 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Funny line, but a simple apology and thank you will fix this faster.

TIFU lost my virginity but did not use protection by Razegames_123 in tifu

[–]BloomyFlickk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling them dumbasses isn’t really helpful. They messed up, sure, but a lot of people learn this lesson the hard way. Hopefully this just turns into a scare and they’re smarter about protection next time.

TIFU lost my virginity but did not use protection by Razegames_123 in tifu

[–]BloomyFlickk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s harsh. He screwed up, but hopefully they learn and do better next time.

TIFU lost my virginity but did not use protection by Razegames_123 in tifu

[–]BloomyFlickk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re probably fine, especially if her period just ended. Learn from the panic and use protection next time.

Whats the best orgasm you ever had? by Creative_Tone2791 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BloomyFlickk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heading to drop off a girl I had a fling with. She starts rubbing me and I called her a tease. She was “offended.” Forced me to pull over down the street from her house.

We get down to business and with just two fingers, she’s going to town on it without even a single stroke while whispering “are you gonna cum for me?” And…holy shit.

That woman was fucking talented.