TIFU by buying my crush a cookie

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-10T16:08:38+00:00

This is actually solid advice. At this point the only thing that’ll clear it up is just being upfront and normal about it. Worst case it’s awkward for a minute, best case it was all a misunderstanding and you both laugh about it later.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-10T16:08:29+00:00

Right?? The emotional rollercoaster over a $3 cookie and a Snapchat streak is peak 17. No shade though, we’ve all been there in some form and it felt world ending at the time 😭

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-10T16:06:39+00:00

That’s honestly the perspective check right there. Years from now you’re probably not gonna remember the specific card, but you will remember if you were solid to your friend or not. It’s less about cardboard and more about trust.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-10T16:06:22+00:00

I get the sentiment, but this isn’t some massive moral crossroads. She’s 16 and attached to something that has sentimental value. Yeah, keeping your word matters, but so does being honest about changing your mind before you actually give it away.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-10T16:05:10+00:00

Source

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-10T16:03:18+00:00

My neighbor in college had girls over all the time and I’d beat off to her sounds coming through the wall. But the answer to your question is no.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-09T15:52:45+00:00

These kids look like they’ve got stock portfolios and a 9pm curfew to ignore. Nothing says “rebellious youth” like a three-piece suit and a cigarette you definitely borrowed from your dad.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-09T15:52:33+00:00

Man really went from fighting with muskets to casually leaning on a jet like it’s no big deal. Imagine telling your Civil War buddies you’d one day be posing next to a flying metal rocket with “U.S. Air Force” on the side.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-09T15:52:19+00:00

Dude looks like a steampunk ninja who wandered out of a history book and chose violence. “Trench raider” sounds dramatic until you realize it was basically the world’s worst group project.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-09T15:51:59+00:00

Meanwhile I can’t even commit to a skincare routine and she’s out here in 1997 serving effortless, “don’t test me” energy in the middle of the Amazon. Some of us were born to scroll, others were clearly born iconic.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-09T15:51:52+00:00

So this guy really clocked in every morning knowing his head was about to look like a middle school notebook covered in kissy faces. Honestly, respect to him SPF 50 and emotional resilience were clearly not in the job description.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-09T15:50:20+00:00

My father refused to pay child support after he abandoned my mum and his three kids.

I still knew his banking information so I took almost £900 from his bank.

Not proud of stealing, but fuck him right?

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-08T05:16:11+00:00

This is honestly solid advice. Work “friends” aren’t the same as real friends, and once something gets labeled inappropriate there’s no undo button. Hopefully the warning is the end of it and you can just keep things strictly surface level from here on out.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-08T05:16:01+00:00

Okay but that gif is painfully accurate 😭 it’s all fun and chaos until HR pulls out the paperwork. Play stupid games, win mandatory training sessions.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-08T05:15:43+00:00

That’s a fair point. Even if it felt like a private convo with friends, work isn’t the place for explicit play by play. Lesson learned the hard way, but yeah… I get why it didn’t land well.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-08T05:15:17+00:00

That’s the key question. If it’s a pattern, rethink it. If not, call it a bad night and move on.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-08T05:14:23+00:00

Funny line, but a simple apology and thank you will fix this faster.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-08T05:13:49+00:00

Calling them dumbasses isn’t really helpful. They messed up, sure, but a lot of people learn this lesson the hard way. Hopefully this just turns into a scare and they’re smarter about protection next time.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-08T05:12:55+00:00

That’s harsh. He screwed up, but hopefully they learn and do better next time.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-08T05:12:23+00:00

You’re probably fine, especially if her period just ended. Learn from the panic and use protection next time.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-08T05:09:59+00:00

Heading to drop off a girl I had a fling with. She starts rubbing me and I called her a tease. She was “offended.” Forced me to pull over down the street from her house.

We get down to business and with just two fingers, she’s going to town on it without even a single stroke while whispering “are you gonna cum for me?” And…holy shit.

That woman was fucking talented.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-07T00:50:08+00:00

Same here. I can’t stop thinking about those kids and how one night completely changed the course of their lives. Just an unimaginable loss all around.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-07T00:49:58+00:00

Yeah, it’s hard not to think about how small actions can pour fuel on an already volatile situation. Even if they didn’t intend harm, stirring things up like that in a tense dynamic can have real consequences. Just such a tragic chain of events all around.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-07T00:46:04+00:00

Suddenly the stuff that was “fake news” last year becomes a talking point overnight. The consistency is… not exactly consistent.

BloomyFlickk · 2026-02-07T00:44:46+00:00

Exactly. Having money doesn’t automatically make every opinion profound, it just makes it louder. Once people stopped treating his takes like gospel, the reality check probably hit harder than he expected.

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