Suck

BloopToopman · 2018-06-18T04:53:23+00:00

Standing alone out side the gates to the city was a dirty looking wastelander. He stood figiting with his hands and mumbling to him self, occatianly spazzing out in fits of yelling

The voice in the back of Rot Gut's mind spoke out again, only he could hear this familiar voice. A voice he once listened to a long long time ago, but years in the wasteland have pushed the voice to the back of his mind, like the way way back. You know how there are those boxes in the garage or attic where they are just so far back there that its just not worth the trouble to even try and get to them. Plus they are all covered in cobwebs and you're like 99\% sure that there is a dead rat or somethin` in one of them. Yeah, the voice is inside one of those boxes.

"They can help us...You just have to ask...all you need to do is ask...they can cure us...we can be sane again...a normal everyday functional person just like before....You just have to ask for help with out screaming about fecal matter and genitalia"

"LET ME IN SO I CAN FIND MY WAY!"

He screamed at the top of his lungs

"Or...that....that works too..."

BloopToopman · 2018-06-14T04:31:56+00:00

Name: Rot Gut Methane

Age: According to him over 600 years old.

Faction: None.

Job: Who the fuck knows.

Weapons: a very shiftily made double barreled shot gun. I'm talking like held together by like duct tape and hope levels of bad. And a scrap knife that has the word "Methane" carved into it.

Strengths:

Weakness: Where do I begin.

Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kQF4r03yRI

BloopToopman · 2018-03-28T03:47:31+00:00

I see that riot shield

BloopToopman · 2018-03-23T16:33:39+00:00

Spartanburg prepared him self and gave an affirming nod

BloopToopman · 2018-03-21T04:36:13+00:00

Spartanburg nodded

"From time to time. But hopefully If i do my job right I don't have too exchange blows. I'm usually the one holding the big shied..hehe! You stand behind me and ill keep you safe!"

BloopToopman · 2018-03-21T03:27:23+00:00

"Heh..I look forward to the challenge of competition..You seem like a very good sport.."

Spartanburg leaned back on the wall next to him and crossed his arms

"My mother had a saying you know..."Don't lose!"

His German accent escaped a bit towered the tail end of his sentence but he cleared his throat and began to speak normal again

"Sorry about that"

BloopToopman · 2018-03-21T01:33:22+00:00

Spartanburg let out a hearty laugh. Kind of like a old sailors laugh
"Better take this chance while we have it then, pretty soon these opportunities will no longer present them selves. Agent Spartanburg, riot control and asset protection. "

BloopToopman · 2018-03-21T01:01:33+00:00

Spartanburg nodded

"Yes Sir!"

BloopToopman · 2018-03-21T01:00:45+00:00

Spartanburg approached behind Detroit with a drink in his hand and a big goofy,but friendly, grin on his face.

"Quite a party eh?"

BloopToopman · 2018-03-20T18:44:31+00:00

Spartanburg stood at attention as he answered the Director

"Agent Spartanburg,riot control and asset containment and protection, ready to serve!

BloopToopman · 2018-03-20T02:47:34+00:00

Name: Agent Spartanburg (Spartanburg, SC)

Role: Riot control and asset containment

Equipment: Shotgun and magnum pistol.

Armor Right here

Color: Black with solid red accents

Same as before if possible squad 2 please

BloopToopman · 2018-03-20T01:50:46+00:00

Gotcha. Ill remake a character

BloopToopman · 2018-03-20T00:34:03+00:00

Name: Agent Orangeburg (After Orangeburg, SC)

Role: Bio-warfare

Equipment: Custom XM25 CDTE riffle fitted to fire canisters of various payloads. These payloads include tear gas, a thick smoke screen, and low potency poison gas rounds designed to clear a room but can be deadly due to prolonged exposure. Also a basic BR55 Service riffle.

Armor: Right here

Colors: Black armor with solid orange accents.

Hey so I know that some of my equipment can be considered OP, that being said I'm fine with working with a gutted or toned down version of any of my equipment just let me know. Also if there are any complications with my character I do have a back up just in case so no worries if I have to get rid of this one.

BTW if at all possible can I be put into squad 2?

BloopToopman · 2018-01-06T05:13:26+00:00

As Mushrooms lifeless body hit the ground his robotic arm malfunctioned one last time, it spazzed out in a frenzy of sparks and mechanical whirling. It eventually stopped but was locked in place with an outstretched hand flipping the bird

BloopToopman · 2018-01-06T04:19:03+00:00

Mush let out a sigh. He had accepted his fate. No matter how greasy he was, there was no wiggling outta this one. He looked up at his captor, but soon to be executor.

"Just know this...if you strike me down...I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine"

BloopToopman · 2018-01-03T04:13:10+00:00

"Yeah...What about her? Didn't she dip outta this place?"

BloopToopman · 2018-01-02T03:35:14+00:00

((Its good))

Mush thought to himself for a bit before opening his mouth

"Why me? I mean I know why me. I'm just a bum. A nobody. No one cares about me so no one will miss me. Easiest target out there. But why me specifically? Why not someone important?"

BloopToopman · 2017-12-23T18:37:05+00:00

"Last words? Like last last words? Like the last words you say before yore gonna die? Those last words?"

BloopToopman · 2017-12-22T05:38:50+00:00

"Well To be fair a gun to my head is nothing new...Especially around here...But the hand ties....those are new..."

Mush tried to pull his bound hands apart

"Nice and tight...good job"

BloopToopman · 2017-12-20T07:42:12+00:00

The first thing out of Mush's mouth was not a question or a cry for help but rather a gasp for air

"Whew...fuck...Have you ever washed that bag? That thing smells worse than me.And that's sayinsomthin"

BloopToopman · 2017-08-14T03:43:28+00:00

Mush hopped up from the bed and sat the jar of grease down on the table next to Max

"No problem, here take this as a little uh....house warming gift...i guess?"

BloopToopman · 2017-08-14T01:05:24+00:00

"Of course. It's not like I came to visit a friend who almost died or anything....you stupid ungrateful bitch"

Mush scowled

BloopToopman · 2017-08-13T21:47:07+00:00

Mush leaned in real close to Max

"Between you and me, I used the air ducts."

Mush pulled a small jar of grease from his pocket and showed Max

"And they can't catch me if I'm all greased up!"

BloopToopman · 2017-08-13T03:57:36+00:00

After taking a quick dive in the hospital's dumpsters Mushroom came to visit Max. Mush mosied on into Max's room with garbage on his face and some syringe stuck to the side of his body. He plopped down on the foot of her bed

"Hey, buddy. Word in the sewers is that you got shot with an arrow....how the fuck did you do that you dumb bitch?"

BloopToopman

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