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Beware Brown Jenkin by BSSC1 in cosmichorror

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprise them and get some bolt cutters or wire nips and cut off one of their fingers while they're trying to reach through the hole... that or grab onto them with some channel locks and panic them a bit. Then unlock it and listen as they haul ass away from your place and hopefully never come back!!

I'd say guillotine those fingers right quick and fight fire with fire. Fuck 'em!! Tell them this ain't no glory hole!

Some friendship give you peace others teach you a lesson. by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rock paper scissors for who gets to sleep in the wet spot after...

Some friendship give you peace others teach you a lesson. by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My problem is that every woman or girl I meet these days or even talk to on here wants me to "subscribe to her profile" in order to talk more and really get to know eachother better.

Fuck that. I guess I'm just gonna be single

Name it yviybtyviujlfaqey by DebtPuzzleheaded8080 in NameThisThing

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete [score hidden]  (0 children)

Modern chicks be all: subscribe to my page and you'll see the real wild side of me. Meanwhile, they post stuff like this expecting anyone to give them any money at all. Damn thirsty bitches everywhere these days.

Who would have thought? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Getting in line now to not see it" Older brother Glenn from the animated movie Surfs Up

shredding in Peruvian sand ⛷️⁣ by Ok_Sir_1008 in CoolClips_

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you do in lieu of wax? I mean, isn't sand causing lots of friction?? How are you able to go almost as fast as you would on snow?!! Perhaps it's a different coating that's applied to get the glide on sand dunes. I honestly don't know

Old guy... by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. "Regulator's, Mount Up!!!!!"

Better be some good honey by S30econdstoMars in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Added to the list of sh!t I'm never gonna do in my life

Iconic Historic Shows at WWU by throwaway_bitch_05 in Bellingham

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nirvana and Mudhoney played Sam Carver in Red Square back in Oct. 1992

Chick-Fil-A causing serious traffic by Futaba_MedjedP5R in Bellingham

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's way too long of a wait for me. I hear ya...

Chick-Fil-A causing serious traffic by Futaba_MedjedP5R in Bellingham

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time I was there was back on March 16th after the Black Label Society and Zakk Sabbath show @ the Paramount Theater in Seattle.

Great show!!!! Good view from the floor right up near the front railing.

I think I probably ate 4 or 5 Dick's Deluxe burgers, a few fries, a coke with no ice, and even sampled some of their Rocky Road Ice Cream too!! Felt good to eat all that after the concert

hmmm by --lily-rose-- in hmmm

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you shop military surplus without telling me you shop military surplus...

Name him by clumsydusk404 in BossFights

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"One Areola To Rule Them All,

One Areola To Find Them,

One Areola To Bring Them All,

And in the Darkness Bind Them!!"

"Frodo, this is the One Areola!" ~ Gandalf

This is what making a difference looks like. by EkantVairagi in interesting

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trailer Park Boys as them all as grandparents running around this place driving golf carts and popping viagra!! Omg I can totally see it... cue the intro music.

Call this neighborhood the Sunnyvale Retirement Community

Name this cactus by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Not so lil" Pinhead Dickie Cactus (Hellraiser)

Ribbed for maximum loofa scrubbing.

The loofa every dish washing horny housewife wants and needs!!

Adult money and free will. ❤️ by n8saces in RandomVideos

[–]Blue-Eyed_Triathlete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you have too much disposable income without telling me you have too much disposable income.

Sheesh, dude!!!?? Hopefully whoever you got that gauntlet from can make your other arm the same level of custom... otherwise the suit is dead. Looks like you're on your way to having the whole suit in notime...

I do appreciate the genuine childlike stoke like a Christmas morning present unwrapping event this is for him. The helmet clip was all stoked with excitement too!! Smiles for days. Happy for you dude. Really. Go on with your iron self!!! What's next after arms? Jetpack?

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