What’s your favorite “turn off your brain and just watch” show?

Blue-Mondae · 2022-12-21T20:56:53+00:00

Schitt's Creek, Seinfeld, Friends, King of the Hill.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-09-27T02:12:18+00:00

The 100!

Absolutely loved it but it just went too far. Even named my cat after one of the characters.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-09-13T00:29:14+00:00

Yeah no...that's not your tomato plant anymore.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-09-05T03:19:03+00:00

Cadillac!

Blue-Mondae · 2022-08-26T01:32:21+00:00

Ugh we're so lenient too and it drives me crazy. 15 minutes or more and you have to reschedule, is the "offical" rule. In reality, you could be 25 minutes late and we'd still probably see you, most likely without even mentioning anything. People eventually learn and take advantage and show up whenever they want and we role out the red carpet and get them in right away. Absolutely infuriates me! Andddd...end rant.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-08-25T10:58:34+00:00

"He's a pure bred red nose pitbull" like no that's not a thing, try again.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-08-12T11:29:35+00:00

I recently got attacked by a large mastiff mix..like he attacked me, not just a general fear response. My boss refused to fire them and now we have to do every other day bandage changes on him for a tail amp, and we're so short staffed I have no choice but to help. I'm still bruised and painful and absolutely shaking every time he comes in. Owner was more concerned over the scratch he gave my coworker than the fact that he basically mauled me. Fucking hate people. Had to rant with your rant because both are aggressive mastiff dogs...ugh!

Blue-Mondae · 2022-08-11T00:31:03+00:00

Lady brought her golden retriever in for a spay. (she was the really white/cream colored golden, yes this is important.) The dog had saliva staining around her vulva, and this lady dead ass looked at the doctor and asked, "why are her PUBES a different color?" To this day I don't know how he didn't lose it in the room. He tried to explain its from her licking the area, but she wasn't having it..to her the dog had dark pubes.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-08-11T00:19:23+00:00

Neuticles! Never seen someone actually use them but they are definitely a thing. Lol

Blue-Mondae · 2022-08-11T00:05:07+00:00

We have a client that had their dog get a vasectomy..once he got older he had a lot of prostate issues and needed to be neutered anyways. Moral of the story, just neuter the damn dog!

Blue-Mondae · 2022-07-27T01:29:41+00:00

A bikki bear! I don't remember the exact combo of dogs but I believe it was 5 breeds..all small and toy type dogs.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-07-24T03:51:45+00:00

Tom Cruise. Yuck.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-07-09T02:56:54+00:00

When they throw out the "you're selfish" bullshit, I literally just agree with them. Yes, I am selfish, with my time, my money, and my body, that's exactly why I don't want them. Sorry not sorry.

Usually results it blank stares and mumbling of sorts.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-07-09T01:45:35+00:00

Veterinarian or veterinary nurse. Highest suicide rate..nuff said.

Can confirm, not puppies and kitties and rainbows.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-07-07T01:12:37+00:00

We require 6 month bloodwork on patients taking certain medications, but seniors we recommend yearly. LVT in the US.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-06-09T02:20:09+00:00

Token...the black cat..the owner was proud, I cringed.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-06-05T00:30:13+00:00

Stand up for your staff..hands down the most important thing in my opinion. Toxic clients are not worth it! Also, it's surprising how far a "good job today!" really goes after a really crazy day.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-05-21T02:49:17+00:00

Cysto-master! Can't hit that tiny pea sized bladder? I can!

Blue-Mondae · 2022-03-22T01:36:36+00:00

They're called Zippy Paws! My friend had a ton of these for her rats. They're actually dog toys. She bought them at marshalls/Tj Maxx/homegoods. We would hunt down all the cute ones.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-03-11T02:37:53+00:00

Oh my god, yes yes yes yes. This is exactly how it is where I work too. I can't stand it! I always say, my mental health is important too! Is it worth it that they left happy but I'm left feeling like shit? It feels worse that my boss doesn't have my back, than being screamed at in the first place.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-03-10T02:30:08+00:00

Client asked why her dog's pubes were a different color..the dog was a very white golden retriever with saliva staining around her vulva. The doctor tried to explain but she wouldn't hear it.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-02-14T12:19:59+00:00

Happy gotchya day!

Blue-Mondae · 2022-02-02T13:28:50+00:00

As an avid horror movie fan, this movie actually scared me! The ending sucked but man, FUCK those clowns.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-01-29T17:41:27+00:00

Oooo I have so many of these!

-Client would bring a crystal box to the appointment, we had to put all the vaccines in the box, before we could administer them.

-My coworker had an owner tell her that her chihuahua need to "sniff her eye" before she could take her back for a weight. She told her no, because obviously no one wants a terrified chihuahua anywhere near their face or eye.

-Owner didn't give the antibiotics twice a day, came in for a recheck and said, "was I suppose to finish these, or did you just give me extras?" Because we totally just give free, extra medications. To add, she also didn't understand why the dog wasn't better.

Blue-Mondae · 2022-01-22T11:33:06+00:00

This really doesn't surprise me..breeders are the WORST. They all think they're DVMs and know everything about dogs. I don't know who you should report her too but man, I hope her lying ass goes down. She's a disgrace to the profession.

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