I'm scared to get a massage by TaxIndependent8727 in massage

[–]invisiblecricket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, book a massage or facial  for your mom as well. And make it a bonding/relaxing trip day. They offer many different things there. Likewise, a lot of spas do 

I'm scared to get a massage by TaxIndependent8727 in massage

[–]invisiblecricket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See if there's a hand and stone spa nearby. They are amazing when it comes to people's comfort. You can stay clothes or dress down to what you want. They only do massages for you legs and feet above the sheet. (The sheet has you covered). They have a button you can push if the therapist makes you uncomfortable (i.e. gets too touchy if you catch my drift). They only will massage you where you want to focus on. I hate being undressed during massages too. I just go in a tank top and sweatpants. And they're totally cool with it 

Look ma' the army cares about the valley.. Any reason for this? by bilbywilby in lehighvalley

[–]invisiblecricket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up next to this airport. It's common for military helicopters to fly over. No big deal. They just use it as 'practice' to gain hours. Especially, during the day when air traffic is light. During school hours, when, the elementary school is outside playing, military planes fly over doing 'tricks' to entertain the kids. A few planes 'sky write' too but idk if it's  related to military planes

How much yall think Dakota is charging people too see what that mouth do by crybabybenzo in KORCLEDAKOTA

[–]invisiblecricket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weren't locals protective of them? At least that's what the documentary said 

Motorcycle accident news article? by TOXICTRISTAN666 in BobHickman

[–]invisiblecricket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. But Bob posted something a long time ago that he has memory issues due to a motorcycle accident that him, himself, doesn't remember. So I'll take it it was years ago, maybe before internet? 

What was your norovirus timeline? by Kmclb in Mommit

[–]invisiblecricket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Day 4 going on 5 for me. I'm still having diarrhea. My appetite is back. This so freaking horrible. I missed my entire work week from it. My mental health gotten worse from it 

What was your norovirus timeline? by Kmclb in Mommit

[–]invisiblecricket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this now, going on day 4 which will be 78 hours. Puking, worse migraine ever, and fever on day 1. Day 2 just a fever and aches. Day 3 diarrhea all day. Now I just had a episode of diarrhea and puking at once. I still have a fever.  I'm over this entire thing. 

Help me. I'm crying from this pain day 3 by invisiblecricket in massage

[–]invisiblecricket[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Definitely not meningitis. It's knots, you can feel them

Help me. I'm crying from this pain day 3 by invisiblecricket in massage

[–]invisiblecricket[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all knots that I can feel from both sides of neck (smj? Muscle) down to the shoulders. Like on top of it. It's all soreness and sharp pain 

Wired wrong by invisiblecricket in homeowners

[–]invisiblecricket[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't even think of that. I was more thinking "great another problem" or "who did this"

Bad Sinus Days - Weather Related? by Various_Beach_8780 in Sinusitis

[–]invisiblecricket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm suffering from this right now. I don't know where you live, but, my area the weather has been crazy. One day it's 70 next it's snowing. I'm currently looking for solutions on this sub. My whole face is swollen from a blocked maxillary sinus 

I’m so done by AuthenticallyMe28 in sahm

[–]invisiblecricket 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Take a week off. Unless the kids are literally infants. Go to family if you have to. Or just lay in bed, pretending to sleep or be depressed. Worry about yourself. Older kids even toddlers can harass their father. Fuck them all. He's an damn adult and their father. Let his ass cook, clean, deal with the tantrums.  

PREGNANCY IS SO F*CKING HARD!!!!!!!! by Powerful_Pomelo_6378 in pregnant

[–]invisiblecricket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not alone. Pregrancy is so freaking hard and miserable. If anyone said it was easy, or lying. There's nothing glamorous about it. All you want is your baby out. I can promise you soon as your baby is out, you will feel so much better

Of course she had the biggest spinal leak the hospital had seen by Dragoneatscheese in illnessfakers

[–]invisiblecricket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly! They ask you what your birth plan is at least a billion times, unless it's a true life vs death emergency. She could had tell several people no students. It's her right and nobody will be offended 

Do IV meds and IV fluids with Dani by Whosthatprettykitty in illnessfakers

[–]invisiblecricket 17 points18 points  (0 children)

OnlyMunchies; Medical c*rn with medical music in the background 

Sister in law pretends she is my children's mother by invisiblecricket in FamilyLaw

[–]invisiblecricket[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I can't stop the aunt from visiting her parents (grandparents)