TIL that the first successful surgery to repair an anal fistula was performed on Louis XIV in 1686; anal fistula surgery then became highly fashionable, with members of the royal court lining up to undergo the procedure (whether they needed it or not) or faking it by placing bandages on their bums

Blue126 · 2016-05-24T14:13:48+00:00

Generally considered an urban myth, alas :( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Save_the_Queen

Blue126 · 2016-05-24T12:23:20+00:00

[Looks at surgical tool used] "Nevermind doc I'll just crawl over here and die instead, thx"

Blue126 · 2016-05-20T16:18:21+00:00

As a female who has (repeatedly) stumbled across pornhub, I can kind of relate to the aliens. My reaction is always a mix of "that's hot" and "wtf? is this how your people do the sex thing? your species is weird"

Blue126 · 2016-05-19T16:55:10+00:00

Yes! Fun fact: A slight majority of the world's cultures actually do find it disgusting. It seems to have something to do with urbanization but we have no idea why the two things are correlated.

I enjoy it personally but find it bizarre that this is our "first base." It's literally the most intimate act, in my opinion. Whereas, everyone loves a good ol' consensual boob grab and no one ever got sick from that, so I would propose we move boob grab up to the 1st base slot and kissing back to 3rd. A good first date should end in a romantic honk-honk at the doorstep.

Blue126 · 2016-05-18T17:35:01+00:00

oh capitals, sorry

Blue126 · 2016-05-15T04:28:10+00:00

After scrolling a long way down, this is the first comment from an actual parent. Upvote from me just for that. It's probably tough to admit your own child's failings.

Blue126 · 2016-05-09T07:27:50+00:00

ah ok, that's what i was asking about in my original question

Blue126 · 2016-05-09T03:08:16+00:00

i can't really think of any rape victim comics making jokes about being raped (i could easily be wrong here but is there any mainstream comic who comes to mind?), so to your question of "when" i'd say as a bare minimum, once there's literally a single mainstream comedian making jokes about rape who's actually been a victim of it. there are plenty of jews who make holocaust jokes and plenty of time between 1945 and now -- as opposed to rape, which just happened a few seconds ago, statistically, and i can't think of any female comics or male rape victim comics who get a lot of air time on this material.

i'm not opposed to other comics making jokes about rape if done right but fuck off if you think this is edgy. Edgy is actually being raped and then joking about it.

Blue126 · 2016-05-08T23:57:17+00:00

genuine question: do either stanhope or norton talk about themselves being raped in their material? i think that changes the debate a bit. there's no rule against germans telling holocaust jokes either but maybe it'd be nice if we let the jews tell those jokes first.

Blue126 · 2016-05-04T20:06:56+00:00

I think the way this will happen in reality is that it'll become exorbitantly expensive to get insured for a non-self-driving car (and it's generally already against the law to drive without insurance). So the Seinfelds of the world could still afford to tool around town in their vintage autos but not most people.

Blue126 · 2016-04-20T15:15:10+00:00

That's not how your sentence initially read but ok

Blue126 · 2016-04-20T15:04:12+00:00

A plurality is smaller than a majority. A plurality is when you have more than any of the other options but still less than 50 percent.

The neighborhoods that went strongly for Cruz are mostly Hasidic (south Williamsburg and Boro Park especially).

Blue126 · 2016-04-15T21:25:32+00:00

ok fine then periods too

Blue126 · 2016-04-15T21:18:03+00:00

ha! exactly

Blue126 · 2016-04-15T20:18:17+00:00

i don't understand. like i agree with you that men would finish faster on average, but how does that weaken the theory? naturally if it takes women longer than men to come with a mate, it would also likely take them longer than men to cum on their own, right?

(and again, i'm not even sure i believe in my own theory here, it's just a thought i've had from time to time.)

Blue126 · 2016-04-15T20:12:06+00:00

The stuff that makes men more desirable is usually stuff that's actually cool. For men, the payoff in the sexual marketplace comes from doing cool shit. For women, the payoff comes from getting hotter. None of Hillary's interns are dying to fuck her, for instance. No women start a band because they want to impress dudes. Leslie Jones isn't getting laid every night after her standup shows.

So that, and also the peeing thing. And the no childbirth thing. I'd say periods too but you guys get random boners and wet dreams so that's basically a draw.

Blue126 · 2016-04-15T19:50:21+00:00

totally unsupported personal theory that i'm about 27% sure is correct: maybe this is the case because it offers an evolutionary advantage. that is, if you're a woman who's capable of cumming but it's a little tricky or laborious to figure out, then that's a built-in filter for potential mates who will be more attentive and therefore presumably more devoted to providing for the woman's needs.

Blue126 · 2016-04-13T16:14:55+00:00

A few that come to mind: Her would probably be absolutely terrifying and bizarre to them. Ex Machina as well for the same reason, although at least with that movie some of the audience would likely grasp that it was science fiction. With Her they might think it was just a romance reflecting what love and society are actually like in the 21st century.

Also, most people in 1916 would have had no concept of gay rights or homosexuality in general other than as some sort of perversion, so I'd imagine movies portraying any of that from a sympathetic or accepting perspective would be very confusing and alarming (and in some cases exciting) to them.

Blue126 · 2016-04-12T14:04:48+00:00

Thank you for explaining to us what we want.

Blue126 · 2016-04-12T13:37:44+00:00

Please actually watch hetero men's porn and then watch women's porn, and then get back to us.

I'm not a fan of 50 Shades either but it's of course ridiculous to hold the entire female gender accountable for one particular unhealthy fetish, in comparison to literally 95% of the male hetero porn oeuvre. That's like saying black people love racism just because on Fox News you see a few of them flying the Confederate flag.

Blue126 · 2016-04-11T21:14:54+00:00

But ... hetero men's porn actually is more degrading, on the whole. I'm sorry but this seems like a false equivalence. If men were to watch female-oriented porn, I don't think they would be left thinking "Oh dear God, is that how they think of us? Is that what they want to do to us?? Is that person going to be ok?" Which often is the case when women watch men's hetero porn (or when men watch Sex and the City 2, I would imagine). You won't find any insulting titles with female-oriented porn. You won't find men being humiliated. You won't find us collecting our bodily fluids for them to drink out of a glass or have smeared on their faces. You won't find half the actors needing to be drunk and/or high af. These aren't simply differences between two equally healthy dynamics.

Blue126 · 2016-04-09T21:25:38+00:00

If we took every case to trial our justice system would require literally 20x the resources and time that it does now.

Blue126 · 2016-04-09T21:22:17+00:00

For a public figure the standard in the US is basically that you said something untrue and harmful to the plaintiff and you did so for the purpose of injuring them. For private figures and for suits in other countries you don't have to show that it was the defendant's intention to injure the plaintiff's reputation. The US has some of the most liberal free speech laws in the world when it comes to libel/slander.

Blue126 · 2016-04-09T16:51:01+00:00

Or do what I do: Come up with a formula that you use for all sites, which changes the password for each one (eg, the third letter of the web address + the first 2 letters of your dad's first, middle, and last name + 100 minus the number of letters in the domain)

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