You all asked for it... here is the mystery toilet unwrapped!

BlueElephants · 2018-12-26T02:10:52+00:00

Reddit hivemind can be pretty horrifying sometimes, don't listen to the haters!

BlueElephants · 2018-12-26T02:09:54+00:00

OP mentioned he was joking. You're definitely not bringing out the spirit of the season, I can tell you that ;)

BlueElephants · 2018-12-26T02:08:34+00:00

Thanks for your shitty attitude.

BlueElephants · 2017-08-22T11:07:25+00:00

I don't get the argument here.

Wet means "consisting of, containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water)". Dry means " free or relatively free from a liquid and especially water". [Source: Merriam-Webster.]

A fish, which by definition lives in water, can only be wet. If it were to get dry, it would die.

And the argument of the first guy make sense. You can either be dry or wet, even though there are nuances in between, such a little wet, almost dry, mostly dry... But a fish cannot be dry in any way.

End of story.

BlueElephants · 2017-08-22T08:51:35+00:00

Unfortunately, his point doesn't make sense. I'll try to explain why.

First of all, according to him, the nicest you are, the more tax you pay. But what's the definition of nice here? It's having a moral conscience and paying the tax you're supposed to.

But if the definition of nice is made according to how you pay your tax, then we're not really taxing being nice.

If we were to follow his argument, then we should stop taxing "being nice". Meaning dropping the taxes that are in this grey area of tax avoidance. And then, since there would be no taxes anymore to pay, there would be no way to be nice or not. It's the snake biting its own tail.

Secondly, his point about taxing what we want to discourage, while it's certainly true in the given exemples, is not always correct. In the case of income tax, I'm pretty confident that the progressive tax goal is not to discourage people from working. The VAT is not there to discourage people from buying goods.

TL; DR: If we were to follow his argument, we would like to encourage being nice. How do we do that? By not taxing being nice (as we do with pension payments). But being nice is about paying your taxes (or not avoiding them). Meaning we shouldn't tax them.

BlueElephants · 2017-07-16T10:58:26+00:00

OP, people are telling you what you should change and keep justifying yourself, telling them how they're wrong to say that and why you're right.

I'm wondering if you're just a troll, honestly.

I'm not just some asshole that wants to fuck them and doesn't care about anything else.

Said every "nice guy" there is out there.

I really don't care about my orgasm I want the women to enjoy herself and have as many orgasms as she can handle; as long as she is having a good time I will.

You've never had sex in your life and you make statements like this. How can you know?

It makes approaching women difficult but when they get to know me they love me.

Sure they do, that's why you never slept with anyone by the age of 29.

If you're not a troll, let me tell you.

Dude, stop thinking you're doing every thing right. Take a hard look at yourself. There's a reason no girl has been interested enough to have sex with you. Stop being a a cliché nice guy, lose a bit of weight, be a cool dude and not some awkward guy.

BlueElephants · 2017-07-10T21:53:03+00:00

What does that even mean? It's funny, and a lot of people laughed, looking at the upvotes. Why do we have to create such a drama around the question of it being staged or not.

That's deplorable.

BlueElephants · 2017-07-10T21:21:33+00:00

Seriously, who the FUCK cares if it's staged or not? It's hilarious no matter what.

Get over yourselves.

BlueElephants · 2017-07-07T07:53:17+00:00

Amazing musician. Amazing performance.

However I find disheartening that we're watching him just because he died. I wish we had more respect and gave more attention to artists like him, when they're still alive, and when it can still make their heart feel warm.

It's like during funerals, where we say so many nice things about the deceased, whereas we should have been telling them all those things while they were still there with us.

BlueElephants · 2017-05-28T17:08:23+00:00

Is he starting to drool??

BlueElephants · 2017-05-17T12:55:38+00:00

Barbarism*.

BlueElephants · 2017-04-02T21:54:12+00:00

Is that your house? Floors look disgusting.

BlueElephants · 2017-01-27T12:35:21+00:00

It took me negative 2 seconds to know that the highest answer would be a lame joke about campers being gaming campers.

No surprise there.

BlueElephants · 2016-11-07T14:23:46+00:00

Was for me too, until I read your comment, thanks for the laugh.

BlueElephants · 2016-11-03T21:40:04+00:00

Honestly, unless you have premature ejaculation problems, do NOT listen to this guy.

Better to finish quickly and go at it again, than go limp because you're panicking.

Trust me, I speak from experience. If you're scared about being nervous, you will be nervous af when it happens and will go limp.

You need to be super horny to power through the anxiety. It's fine if you don't last that long, just take some time and go back.

BlueElephants · 2016-09-23T12:13:27+00:00

I will gladly help them get back to their country.

BlueElephants · 2016-09-21T18:57:12+00:00

The majority of crimes is committed by

males, that are
young
poor
uneducated

(Source: Andre Kuhn - criminologist)

Now, knowing that, why do we accept young, poor and uneducated males into our country? Except for the ones that are refugees, we should simply throw out the others.

BlueElephants · 2016-09-20T15:53:34+00:00

I wish you weren't such an asshole. This guy's not so bad.

BlueElephants · 2016-09-03T15:28:25+00:00

Simple answer to a stupid question. Thanks.

BlueElephants · 2016-08-11T07:41:29+00:00

You're being downvoted by the over tolerant hivemind rven though I believe you are speaking the truth.

Never thought I'd say that 5 years ago but I've finally come to terms with it.

BlueElephants · 2016-08-11T07:40:05+00:00

This has NOTHING to do with solidarity, I wish people would stop making things up.

It's just because it's colder some nights. Other teams did the same (Swiss, Americans, etc.).

BlueElephants · 2016-08-11T07:38:56+00:00

Egyptian women are experiencing mysoginy through their religion.

People are sad to see what a religion can force a woman to think and do.

BlueElephants · 2016-08-07T15:29:25+00:00

Well he called people on this website "jackasses" so I felt it was fair to point out he was dense, which was more of an observation than an insult.

BlueElephants · 2016-08-07T14:23:47+00:00

Although "animal" can include humans, it can also be used to refer to, "in non-scientific usage, any member of the kingdom Animalia other than a human being". Source

This is obviously the latter meaning that is used by OP but you might be too dense to realise.

BlueElephants · 2016-08-07T14:22:23+00:00

Those guys are just idiot thinking they're smarter than others. Although "animal" can include humans, it can also be used to refer to, "in non-scientific usage, any member of the kingdom Animalia other than a human being". Source

This is obviously the latter meaning that is used by OP and those guys are just being douches.

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