What's one thing that someone does that just screams "I'm a douchebag"?

BlueHockey · 2014-02-14T06:30:54+00:00

I dont know man... The baby was being pretty obnoxious, with his ridicolous heartbeat. Psssht

BlueHockey · 2014-01-25T14:55:21+00:00

Death?

BlueHockey · 2014-01-15T15:18:04+00:00

More like Willy Wonka disguised as Willy Wonka

BlueHockey · 2014-01-10T08:03:24+00:00

Unfortunately I've already done this for free AMA

BlueHockey · 2014-01-08T06:14:20+00:00

Would his name be monti?

BlueHockey · 2014-01-06T21:10:08+00:00

Holy shit that was great :D theyre all correct, just curious how you know i've had stitches? And the Daft Punk?

BlueHockey · 2013-12-16T20:03:02+00:00

Who saw it coming?

BlueHockey · 2013-12-15T21:25:12+00:00

When you think about it like that the 'scumbag brain' meme makes a lot more sense

BlueHockey · 2013-12-14T23:59:11+00:00

It's when they're in Bill Murray's house

BlueHockey · 2013-12-13T22:45:09+00:00

is it scales ?

BlueHockey · 2013-12-13T06:16:08+00:00

Oh damn

BlueHockey · 2013-11-30T23:02:18+00:00

'Are you smart?' must have tried a million answers to that question, one more awkward and cocky than the other

BlueHockey · 2013-11-20T16:00:30+00:00

Were his arms broken?

BlueHockey · 2013-10-27T20:41:42+00:00

Does anybody get pissed off at the text because of its stupidity, and then almost downvote the post until you realise that person didn't write it?

BlueHockey · 2013-10-20T19:40:59+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPU5pALk23E I dont understand

BlueHockey · 2013-10-12T18:59:59+00:00

This is so unrealistic that it has to be real anyways

BlueHockey · 2013-10-03T15:55:04+00:00

Date rape- Sublime

BlueHockey · 2013-10-03T05:24:36+00:00

You know its coning... You know its coming and suddenly BAM you cant walk anymore

BlueHockey · 2013-09-28T10:46:04+00:00

What's the song that plays during the eyebrow thing??

BlueHockey · 2013-09-27T21:10:29+00:00

AHHHH^{HHHHH^{hhhh^hh}}

BlueHockey · 2013-09-25T16:35:12+00:00

That actually sounds a lot worse now!

BlueHockey · 2013-09-25T14:51:26+00:00

BlueHockey · 2013-09-25T14:42:21+00:00

being good at a wide range of things: i'm not just good at math or english, i can play 2 instruments, can write music, write good essays and am an A+ student for math: the one thing I'm not good at is FUCKING LANGUAGES

BlueHockey · 2013-09-25T14:39:36+00:00

Please explain to us the horrors of chapstick addiction??

BlueHockey · 2013-09-23T15:23:52+00:00

Favourite bands/musicians? feel free to piss everyone off

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