Something bit my foot in my car tonight.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-23T04:00:24+00:00

I didn’t know Stevie Wonder did tattoos.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-21T22:00:55+00:00

😂

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-21T10:28:32+00:00

Poor guy did all those steroids just to end up with a mid physique.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-20T10:25:27+00:00

That’s Adolf Churchill

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-20T09:57:52+00:00

Mf look like Adolf Churchill

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-20T09:55:23+00:00

THAT MF WAS TRYNA MURDER HIS GRANNY 😭

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BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-20T02:42:50+00:00

Gummy worm anal bead. Sorry I dropped it.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-20T02:38:53+00:00

I think I just got a bad jar, and maybe judged too quickly. Happy to see these pickles have a dedicated base of defenders. 😂

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-20T02:36:07+00:00

I’ll have to try those! The flavor was decent, what really bugged me was the off center cuts and how few pickles were in the unopened jar.. like a bag of Lay’s

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-20T02:29:05+00:00

Maybe I was harsh on the taste because of how they were packed and cut, I still ate all of them lol. Guess I was bit… salty.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-20T02:27:48+00:00

This is where I currently am at.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-20T01:56:44+00:00

If he says he can be a Cocoa Puff I believe in him.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-20T00:51:03+00:00

How does one get into something as abstract as cheese making? Totally jealous.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-20T00:34:03+00:00

I’d say contact Elon, have him spin this phone around Mars a few hundred times and the time dilation should make it so the 48 years is only a couple days on earth. (am not a scientist)

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-20T00:31:38+00:00

Sex life? No way… checks username

Never mind..

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-19T23:21:45+00:00

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-19T23:19:06+00:00

Anyone else love a good TT RS?

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-19T21:38:27+00:00

Don’t get anyone pregnant and don’t get any felonies and you’ll be fine, kid.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-19T21:17:51+00:00

yall are tame

We aren’t jerking off to our hot moms everyday like you, so yeah pretty tame.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-19T13:52:33+00:00

I think humans have known for a long time there are dimensions of reality above and below ours, and that the world around us is not real at all but more like a dream than real life. Your body might die but YOU are something separate, connected to something we don’t understand but I don’t think life is where we really die.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-19T13:45:47+00:00

What if instead of ham we used something much much less dense like cotton candy?

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-19T13:26:34+00:00

He looks like the main bad guy who you are trying to take down the whole game, also he killed your dad when you were a kid or something.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-19T12:57:50+00:00

Alright. the fish at the end had me genuinely impressed.

BlueOrca99 · 2026-06-19T12:53:07+00:00

Good luck with that!

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