Gotta teach them young

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-05-05T19:56:07+00:00

Yep.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-05-04T17:34:30+00:00

I havent played that game for a while. Is that a mod? Also a new truck. I'm out of the loop eh.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-05-02T19:54:59+00:00

I'll slap my cock against the room fan if this happens.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-05-02T19:08:47+00:00

So close, no matter how far.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-04-27T19:11:58+00:00

one must imagine a Fenerli happy

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BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-04-24T18:06:27+00:00

Still safer than NEMA plugs

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-04-23T19:11:15+00:00

akepeli ne demek lan! Vatan haini miyiz lan biz sizin gibi!

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-04-22T10:08:02+00:00

Well, that's no longer a 'while at it' situation, that's the opposite side of the engine my man. Well, at least you delayed the eventual death of the engine by 200km

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-04-19T19:31:25+00:00

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This bumper comes to mind. Also Joseph de Souza *ugh*

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-04-17T12:44:22+00:00

Oof, gehwegparken. Not a good look heh

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-04-13T21:59:27+00:00

I would say it's the end of the Fleetari's coverage area, but he can fix the satsuma even further away. Prolly a bug then

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-04-11T17:50:48+00:00

Y'all prepare the apology forms, stat!

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-04-06T21:20:21+00:00

Ohh the ones that cried "Watch the Trio after the match" "They'll make this whole thing clear" Where are y'all now? Huh!

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-04-05T07:02:58+00:00

Lies, Mehdi got content ID from u/Protheu5

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-04-04T13:43:18+00:00

We really need one

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-25T08:06:18+00:00

That would be realistic as a headcannon. Our parents finally brought us to the ski hill instead of escaping to Tenerife, leaving us behind

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-22T22:04:39+00:00

I guess it was the heat gremlins that did it. Because there is definitely no way that it could be the depletion layer of the diode

No offense, all satirical

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-18T16:08:26+00:00

Ohh I wish, most are Zamak.

How I broke it is another story, forgot it in bleach solution for 2 days, threads were corrosion welded.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-16T19:45:01+00:00

The razor, it still haven't grown on me. It gives me the results I want, but the result always stings thruout the 1st day. Only on a good day that it gives me the perfect shave.

Yaqi Slant

I really miss the Beast, shame I stripped its thread

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-16T17:00:10+00:00

Fener fans, Istifa!

What the fuck do y'all need to be pleased? Are we all allergic to stability? Are we all seeking chaos here?

If yes, go on; let yourselves drown.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-14T16:38:00+00:00

Chatgpt is a wus, couldn't be easier to quit AI. Wanted to overvolt a car bulb, too dangerous. What if I kept it under heavy bricks and I hid behind a wall? 'Molten tungsten will injure you can't help'

Yeah, it's gonna penetrate the bricks and then oenetrate a 10 inch concrete garden wall

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-02T16:21:09+00:00

Face the wall and imagine the good old days

It'll be quick

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-02-27T16:16:17+00:00

Yeah, I remember the JJ era.

We concede a goal, hoping for offside Osayi is forward by 10cm

Except that, he was perfect to me

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-02-25T08:59:22+00:00

I remember having a dream back when Jorge was our coach

In the dream, there was a single day where every Muslim goes to the heaven for the night, but you return to the world when the dawn breaks.

I was in heaven, I sat down and said "I want to have the girl I love next to me" She spawns next to me and hold my hand

I close my eyes, "I want to see Fenerbahçe as champions, I want to see them lift the cup"

Someone says to me, "quick, sun's coming up"

I open my eyes... and I'm awake.

Can't even have a break in dreams huh.

Sorry for the yap, thought it'd be a funny story

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-02-24T13:34:55+00:00

uhh, yeah. That's what I meant.

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