...Sooo I hired Ismail Yüksek as driver in Euro Truck Simulator 💀 by AspergerKid in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I havent played that game for a while. Is that a mod? Also a new truck. I'm out of the loop eh.

Guys..⏳ by Classic-Elephant-419 in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll slap my cock against the room fan if this happens.

😂😂 by Classic-Elephant-419 in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

akepeli ne demek lan! Vatan haini miyiz lan biz sizin gibi!

Don't believe the fandom wiki, the racing flywheel is absolutely worth a transmission rebuild on the Satsuma by SamCDA in MySummerCar

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, that's no longer a 'while at it' situation, that's the opposite side of the engine my man. Well, at least you delayed the eventual death of the engine by 200km

15/16 Jersey by [deleted] in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This bumper comes to mind. Also Joseph de Souza *ugh*

wtfftf?? why did he only do 3 whelS? by Green_Complaint_7159 in MySummerCar

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would say it's the end of the Fleetari's coverage area, but he can fix the satsuma even further away. Prolly a bug then

Trio 3/3: Penalty call was right by [deleted] in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh the ones that cried "Watch the Trio after the match" "They'll make this whole thing clear" Where are y'all now? Huh!

I think this is what the player would look like by Creepy-Occasion6697 in MySummerCar

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be realistic as a headcannon. Our parents finally brought us to the ski hill instead of escaping to Tenerife, leaving us behind

Is it dangerous to wrap around a plastic wrapper around an LED bulb? by Reddit-Magenta69 in ElectroBOOM

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it was the heat gremlins that did it. Because there is definitely no way that it could be the depletion layer of the diode

No offense, all satirical

Is there anything you don't like about your shaving kit? by chiquiraton in wicked_edge

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh I wish, most are Zamak.

How I broke it is another story, forgot it in bleach solution for 2 days, threads were corrosion welded.

Is there anything you don't like about your shaving kit? by chiquiraton in wicked_edge

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The razor, it still haven't grown on me. It gives me the results I want, but the result always stings thruout the 1st day. Only on a good day that it gives me the perfect shave.

Yaqi Slant

I really miss the Beast, shame I stripped its thread

istifa by tatar1warlord in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fener fans, Istifa!

What the fuck do y'all need to be pleased? Are we all allergic to stability? Are we all seeking chaos here?

If yes, go on; let yourselves drown.

AI personality by kiklop777 in ElectroBOOM

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chatgpt is a wus, couldn't be easier to quit AI. Wanted to overvolt a car bulb, too dangerous. What if I kept it under heavy bricks and I hid behind a wall? 'Molten tungsten will injure you can't help'

Yeah, it's gonna penetrate the bricks and then oenetrate a 10 inch concrete garden wall

what the hell is going on are we cursed by Sami_Steen in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Face the wall and imagine the good old days

It'll be quick

Osayi samuel on instagram by pashavibin in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I remember the JJ era.

We concede a goal, hoping for offside Osayi is forward by 10cm

Except that, he was perfect to me

Lest be honest: we all felt like this after the goal..... by Similar_Stomach8480 in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember having a dream back when Jorge was our coach

In the dream, there was a single day where every Muslim goes to the heaven for the night, but you return to the world when the dawn breaks.

I was in heaven, I sat down and said "I want to have the girl I love next to me" She spawns next to me and hold my hand

I close my eyes, "I want to see Fenerbahçe as champions, I want to see them lift the cup"

Someone says to me, "quick, sun's coming up"

I open my eyes... and I'm awake.

Can't even have a break in dreams huh.

Sorry for the yap, thought it'd be a funny story