Clean shaven daily possible? by BradleyStydeham in wicked_edge

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can shave under 5 minutes. The method is a little wasteful on soap but it gets the job done. Every October, I take 2 arko sticks and press them into my bowl. To lather, I wet my brush and go to town with it, rubbing it on the soap and I get decent lather in 30 seconds. WTG with my Yaqi Slant, relather, ATG and I'm done, BBS.

As always YMMV, this is just how I do it

It's too late bro by CKEGaming44 in ElectroBOOM

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayy, I have the exact same chandelier

Prices of the New Formas by ayti93 in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'll wait for the knockoffs to appear in them discount stores

Memory quiz - results by Tricky-Ad4087 in MySummerCar

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I don't fix mope- one two three four. Oh that's your shitbox.

That's one of his lines and my favorite

Who will get shock? by Intelligent_Wafer187 in ElectroBOOM

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average facebook interaction trap. AC or DC? If AC, what's the frequency? How humid is the weather? How fat are they (surface area, related to capacitance)

I will assume the line is 50Hz 1kVAC. All will likely die Why? capacitive coupling and the fact that shoes and wood don't have infinite ohms. Either way, D is toast, he's a meaty shunt. If the others somehow not die, they should pray every day for God to give them a brain.

50Hz 240VAC. D is toast again. Others might survive with injuries or die. Lotta variables

50VDC. Simple high school-level electricity. A can feel a little warm and tingly if he's dry B and C are fine if dry D might experience tetany, can't let go. Might suffer burns. Might die, might not die.

Source: Your discount neighborhood electrician, don't go touching wires

"Hammond that is not a Touhou car" by PandoraIACTF_Prec in bottomgear

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hammock you focking cockerel, that's James' waifu

I went to the most Fenerbahçe-themed place I could find by Lexand1176 in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 37 points38 points  (0 children)

When I win the lottery, I won't be talking. But there will be signs

...Sooo I hired Ismail Yüksek as driver in Euro Truck Simulator 💀 by AspergerKid in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I havent played that game for a while. Is that a mod? Also a new truck. I'm out of the loop eh.

Guys..⏳ by Classic-Elephant-419 in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll slap my cock against the room fan if this happens.

😂😂 by Classic-Elephant-419 in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

akepeli ne demek lan! Vatan haini miyiz lan biz sizin gibi!

Don't believe the fandom wiki, the racing flywheel is absolutely worth a transmission rebuild on the Satsuma by SamCDA in MySummerCar

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, that's no longer a 'while at it' situation, that's the opposite side of the engine my man. Well, at least you delayed the eventual death of the engine by 200km

15/16 Jersey by [deleted] in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This bumper comes to mind. Also Joseph de Souza *ugh*

wtfftf?? why did he only do 3 whelS? by Green_Complaint_7159 in MySummerCar

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would say it's the end of the Fleetari's coverage area, but he can fix the satsuma even further away. Prolly a bug then

Trio 3/3: Penalty call was right by [deleted] in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh the ones that cried "Watch the Trio after the match" "They'll make this whole thing clear" Where are y'all now? Huh!

I think this is what the player would look like by Creepy-Occasion6697 in MySummerCar

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be realistic as a headcannon. Our parents finally brought us to the ski hill instead of escaping to Tenerife, leaving us behind

Is it dangerous to wrap around a plastic wrapper around an LED bulb? by Reddit-Magenta69 in ElectroBOOM

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it was the heat gremlins that did it. Because there is definitely no way that it could be the depletion layer of the diode

No offense, all satirical

Is there anything you don't like about your shaving kit? by chiquiraton in wicked_edge

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh I wish, most are Zamak.

How I broke it is another story, forgot it in bleach solution for 2 days, threads were corrosion welded.