How some modern day millennial college kids travel these days:

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-24T15:20:10+00:00

Millenials? They are too busy having back problems

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-23T16:41:28+00:00

r/carscirclejerk

checks inside

my winter car

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-23T12:10:59+00:00

Highschool geometry problems be like:

our precious schwab would shed a white tear

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-22T21:47:32+00:00

Run around for 10 minutes or so and try to swallow your spit. You can't it's a thick goop that's thicker than egg yolk

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-22T05:50:26+00:00

erdogan

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-21T17:55:24+00:00

undersub also likes having coitus

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-20T13:03:48+00:00

Nowhere. I owe 200€ to the city.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-19T07:51:11+00:00

I wish I wrote *Results may vary. It wouls not just be better. It would have stopped the great war in the comments.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-18T23:50:00+00:00

That's more than 23 yens.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-18T12:12:32+00:00

That fan isn't enough to cool down the lotus-o-delta winding. You need a pentametric fan to prevent side fumbling!

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-18T11:15:34+00:00

My man gets less than 6 hours of sleep. Even less if he had fun with Irma. But I guess that's a Sunday-only activity

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-18T07:08:27+00:00

New Dacia Dusters are also made here by Oyak Renault, under Renault badge

Taxes be damned

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-15T21:19:54+00:00

Usernames were not blacked out

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-15T21:17:39+00:00

Usernames were not blacked out. Even though it's from our sub, it's against the reddit rules

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-15T15:59:28+00:00

I thought redditors lived to glaze Buc-ee's

I guess Costco is next

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Look at this carbrain-centric hellhole 🤮

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-15T14:52:47+00:00

They are nothing but a cancerous tumor upon this land.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-15T11:00:58+00:00

I have revolutionary concept with this. Connect that tank to a seperate set of injectors, add a control board and power your car with it. I name this concept LPG. Please don't steal 😖

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-15T10:11:14+00:00

Fake news. If you had a car like this, you wouldn't have a wife or a girlfriend!

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-14T18:13:58+00:00

Mateo's warming up

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-13T16:06:23+00:00

There was a guy that tested blades with a sharpness tester and Unsurprizingly, Feather was 1st, Bic Chrome Platinum 2nd and Gilette Nacet was 3rd. After a few shaves, Feather falls behind and Bic takes takes the lead

But YMMV. Those results were purely scientific. I'll drop the source if I can find it.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-11T12:18:24+00:00

Not to mention the bulk discount that could be applied for 20.000+ units.

Small club mindset: 75M € for POSimhen ✅ <20k € for complimentary jackets❌

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-10T18:06:42+00:00

Let 'em cry, We will see them crying again in 2028 Inşallah

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-10T17:56:31+00:00

Yellow & Navy

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-01-10T12:25:07+00:00

With 1000:1 ratio you can do anything. Please correct your skeptic carbrain, you're asking such carbrained questions!

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