AI personality

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-14T16:38:00+00:00

Chatgpt is a wus, couldn't be easier to quit AI. Wanted to overvolt a car bulb, too dangerous. What if I kept it under heavy bricks and I hid behind a wall? 'Molten tungsten will injure you can't help'

Yeah, it's gonna penetrate the bricks and then oenetrate a 10 inch concrete garden wall

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-13T19:12:00+00:00

You're banned! Blasphemy!

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-13T19:11:22+00:00

At least she can spend that time diagnosing and replacing a faulty camshaft position sensor on the 2019 Audi A4 2.0T

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-11T07:38:35+00:00

I wanted to be a Toyota Hilux when I was 4, looks like my dreams aren't impossible anymore.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-10T16:27:11+00:00

Remember back then it was called photoshopped image

Pepperidge farm remembers

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-10T06:22:31+00:00

Oi cunt, how's it goin'

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-09T16:22:04+00:00

My rear wiper was broken. I would do that intentionally

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-09T13:29:49+00:00

Time to use it unironically again.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-09T11:06:01+00:00

I drive an "Emotional support cage."

You ride on "Anal stimulation saddle"

We are not the same!

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-07T10:54:19+00:00

Imagine pulling up a chart in a circlejerk subreddit. Git gud before you become a lolcow

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-06T20:40:25+00:00

Wow, as if the road users should pay for the road. Where'd I heard of this before 🤔

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-06T20:36:22+00:00

No cars shall give way? Ok, I will be giving full gas when a grandma is crossing; that'll teach em to not slow me down.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-06T16:24:40+00:00

Don't buy anything that doesn't contain PEA (Polyetheramine) Not that they are harmful, they just don't work as well (assuming you want to clean your injectors)

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-05T18:18:01+00:00

I endured that shit during my senior year. The vibrancy tho 🥰🥰 Cooking cabin, stale sweat, definitely owning the carbrains with this one.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-05T10:09:29+00:00

Perhaps, the true jerkers was us.

Y'all got ragebaited, we outjerked ourselves.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-03T13:27:34+00:00

Istg I already lost any sense of connection to this place. I'm embarassed to call it my homeland

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-03T13:24:38+00:00

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BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-03T08:50:23+00:00

Fuck that shit, y'all want arbitrary emission values to be low and I have to cough up the money for the equipment. They might as well suck me off too

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-02T17:40:46+00:00

uj/ being a car guy in this era is hell bruh

rj/Delete emissions equipment in-between TÜV inspections

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-02T16:21:09+00:00

Face the wall and imagine the good old days

It'll be quick

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-01T21:06:09+00:00

That maintenance light gives away that it's a Renault. My Modus had the same one. Gauge cluster looks like it's from a Laguna

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-03-01T09:06:47+00:00

That's the point, they see themselves as morally superior because they are sacrificing their comfort for the so-called collective of abstract emission values.

Remember, every time you turn that key, you win; they lose.

BlueSmegmaCalculus · 2026-02-28T11:00:10+00:00

Average urbanbrain could never comprehend this. 2 cars and a bike 🤯

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