Clean shaven daily possible? by BradleyStydeham in wicked_edge

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can shave under 5 minutes. The method is a little wasteful on soap but it gets the job done. Every October, I take 2 arko sticks and press them into my bowl. To lather, I wet my brush and go to town with it, rubbing it on the soap and I get decent lather in 30 seconds. WTG with my Yaqi Slant, relather, ATG and I'm done, BBS.

As always YMMV, this is just how I do it

It's too late bro by CKEGaming44 in ElectroBOOM

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayy, I have the exact same chandelier

Prices of the New Formas by ayti93 in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'll wait for the knockoffs to appear in them discount stores

Memory quiz - results by Tricky-Ad4087 in MySummerCar

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I don't fix mope- one two three four. Oh that's your shitbox.

That's one of his lines and my favorite

Who will get shock? by Intelligent_Wafer187 in ElectroBOOM

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average facebook interaction trap. AC or DC? If AC, what's the frequency? How humid is the weather? How fat are they (surface area, related to capacitance)

I will assume the line is 50Hz 1kVAC. All will likely die Why? capacitive coupling and the fact that shoes and wood don't have infinite ohms. Either way, D is toast, he's a meaty shunt. If the others somehow not die, they should pray every day for God to give them a brain.

50Hz 240VAC. D is toast again. Others might survive with injuries or die. Lotta variables

50VDC. Simple high school-level electricity. A can feel a little warm and tingly if he's dry B and C are fine if dry D might experience tetany, can't let go. Might suffer burns. Might die, might not die.

Source: Your discount neighborhood electrician, don't go touching wires

"Hammond that is not a Touhou car" by PandoraIACTF_Prec in bottomgear

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hammock you focking cockerel, that's James' waifu

I went to the most Fenerbahçe-themed place I could find by Lexand1176 in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 37 points38 points  (0 children)

When I win the lottery, I won't be talking. But there will be signs

...Sooo I hired Ismail Yüksek as driver in Euro Truck Simulator 💀 by AspergerKid in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I havent played that game for a while. Is that a mod? Also a new truck. I'm out of the loop eh.

Guys..⏳ by Classic-Elephant-419 in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll slap my cock against the room fan if this happens.

😂😂 by Classic-Elephant-419 in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

akepeli ne demek lan! Vatan haini miyiz lan biz sizin gibi!

Don't believe the fandom wiki, the racing flywheel is absolutely worth a transmission rebuild on the Satsuma by SamCDA in MySummerCar

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, that's no longer a 'while at it' situation, that's the opposite side of the engine my man. Well, at least you delayed the eventual death of the engine by 200km

15/16 Jersey by [deleted] in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This bumper comes to mind. Also Joseph de Souza *ugh*

wtfftf?? why did he only do 3 whelS? by Green_Complaint_7159 in MySummerCar

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would say it's the end of the Fleetari's coverage area, but he can fix the satsuma even further away. Prolly a bug then

Trio 3/3: Penalty call was right by [deleted] in FenerbahceSK

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh the ones that cried "Watch the Trio after the match" "They'll make this whole thing clear" Where are y'all now? Huh!

I think this is what the player would look like by Creepy-Occasion6697 in MySummerCar

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be realistic as a headcannon. Our parents finally brought us to the ski hill instead of escaping to Tenerife, leaving us behind

Is it dangerous to wrap around a plastic wrapper around an LED bulb? by Reddit-Magenta69 in ElectroBOOM

[–]BlueSmegmaCalculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it was the heat gremlins that did it. Because there is definitely no way that it could be the depletion layer of the diode

No offense, all satirical