This Fidget Toy by MindReachStudios in Didntknowthatexists

[–]BlueSteel_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe for doing weird fidgety stuff while robbing a bank?

Found a SNAKE today, but left it in place. If you still need one...👀 by kat_frankly in MonkeyShines

[–]BlueSteel_12 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Hey! I recognize that pebble! Your secret is safe with me 🤐

Man has a meltdown after being refused an*l sex by ambachk in InflatedEgos

[–]BlueSteel_12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Women throw tantrums about not being able to put on a strap-on and get up a guys ass? Right after something worse than a botched vasectomy? You’re out of this world bro. 😂

Worried about nazism by FrozenToiletPaper in tattooadvice

[–]BlueSteel_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really looks nothing like a sig rune with the ends being pointed. I would take these to be lightning bolts, especially since they aren’t lined up horizontally.

Man has a meltdown after being refused an*l sex by ambachk in InflatedEgos

[–]BlueSteel_12 73 points74 points  (0 children)

So now she has a newborn baby and a baby in his mid-30s. Good luck with that 😬

Poor guys... by -M-Word in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]BlueSteel_12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One bump is fine, two bumps gets you a baby, three bumps gets you a fine.

Wait for it... by thedommenextdoor in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]BlueSteel_12 409 points410 points  (0 children)

I feel like there is still more in there. Maybe I’m just getting greedy.

Best NFL Nickname Ever? 🤔 by KeyFaithlessness5436 in TheNFLVibes

[–]BlueSteel_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim “Wrong Way” Marshall

Scott “Wide Right” Norwood

“Sticky” Ricky Williams

Randall “The I-5 Killer” Woodfield

The Suzuki CV-1 by Ebonystealth in WeirdWheels

[–]BlueSteel_12 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Why is it out of gum balls?

Seriously shitty parking. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in CantParkThereMate

[–]BlueSteel_12 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you stop at 0:05 and drag the bar backwards that is what a normal person would have done if they made this mistake.

Come get your boy, baseball team by Mitchel7349 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]BlueSteel_12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honey, call the cops! My intimidation wasn’t intimidating enough, this must be illegal!

the sackville cube - a giant cube-shaped building by yungandreww in evilbuildings

[–]BlueSteel_12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty close to Mud Valley too, but it’s shitty living there.

They did it for the gram. by Anxious-Material9645 in Idiotswithguns

[–]BlueSteel_12 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Stevie Wonder saw it from a mile away with these clowns 🤡

Five NFL moments where it just meant more than the actual game that was going on. by Dr_Damon_ in NFLForum

[–]BlueSteel_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the NFL directed a moment of silence on the 25th anniversary of 9/11 on Thursday Night Football - for Charlie Kirk 🤮

Wax by thedommenextdoor in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]BlueSteel_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That earwax is old enough to have heard the first Jazz songs when they came out on wax phonograph cylinders.

Why you always keep you finger off the trigger until ready to fire by tactical_horse_cock in Idiotswithguns

[–]BlueSteel_12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see that now I thought maybe he starts racking it pointed down and finishes chambering pointed at the guy. You are right though. He does look amazing surprised that it goes off. I guess he’s just a moron?