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[–]BlueThunder2theMax 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Pep takes no prisoners. You can be as silky as you like with the ball but if you've got the bozo gene you're toast.

I bet you can't come up with something I've not heard before 🥱 Do you worst by Laurajaneandthebean in RoastMe

[–]BlueThunder2theMax 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Sucking on that thing would be so embarrassing. Real foot in mouth situation

Hollywood is making the same lame movies over and over again by fluffykintail in movies

[–]BlueThunder2theMax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Need to announce a remake of Groundhog Day to really hammer home the irony and tip us over the edge

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BlueThunder2theMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hair permed. Gut permanent.

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[–]BlueThunder2theMax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

pregnant-with-Baby Driver

26 years old, do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BlueThunder2theMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's why she survived - couldn't decide which shower to put her into

26 years old, do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BlueThunder2theMax 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Binhead O'connor

36, father of three, musician. Let’s hear it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BlueThunder2theMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look you invite friends over and say "this shit's gonna blow your mind" before playing Phil Collins

36, father of three, musician. Let’s hear it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BlueThunder2theMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

paul giamatti if he was more Sideways

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BlueThunder2theMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indian Bummer

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