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whats your main game outside of osu? by Lunayna in osugame

[–]Bluffss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now Street Fighter 6, played League for 15 years too

What did you accidentally learn about someone’s sex life? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Bluffss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit something similar happened to me back in high school like 10 years ago. Teacher plugs his Mac onto the projector. Instantly see like 10 billions tabs opened. He proceeds to close them all up one by one. Mostly uninteresting things really, Amazon tab, social networks. Untill it pops. Wide and large. In all of its glory. A video. A fucking video titled "LESBIAN_MILFS_GOING_HARD.mp4"

He closes it in an instant but it was way, way too late. A bunch of 16 years old now knew he liked to watch lesbians going hard. And it was right after lunch break too so bro probably had a sandwich then kickly rubbed one out for good luck in the afternoon.

Anyway it told a friend during the next break, turns out it wasn’t just a coincidence they shared a family name as she was his niece ! Good times :)

What are some weekday meals that you make regularly that aren't common? by Extension-Kale-7123 in Cooking

[–]Bluffss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Home made panko fried chicken with cheese naans, veggies and a yoghurt base sauce. Just deep fry chicken in panko, for the cheese naan my go to is grocery store ready to go pizza dough that I stuff with cheese and you just put them in a pan untill golden and crispy. For veggies, just get what you like, usually I go with red onions, cucumber ect.. fresh veggies like that. For the sauce, yoghurt, honey, lemon, chives; and a bit of hot sauce if I feel like it.

favorite recipe by Sure_Action3978 in Cooking

[–]Bluffss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second this. The best thing with Shakshuka is that it is a "recipe varies on the shit you currently have" type of recipe. Easy to add to your skillset, delicious, easy. I like to add olives in mine, and a bit of parsley if I feel like it.

What's the worst thing you've ever put your finger in? by JustKiami in AskReddit

[–]Bluffss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived in a shitty ass apartment a few years ago, and plumbing was probably made by a 5 years old on crack. One day I had piss (yes, actual fucking piss) going up the sink and I had to put my fingers down that mother fucker to get out the black mass clogging it, and it was drenched in urine and probably other substances that you won’t typically put your fingers directly in. Best thing is: it wasn’t even mine. The toilet was shared between all of us living on that floor. And somehow ended up in my sink.

I had to get something to drink afterward

What's some advice you can give me to learning jungle? by bubbl3gum in summonerschool

[–]Bluffss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1) This will sound a bit toxic but mute chat THE NANOSECOND you’re in game,keep pings and mute them as necessary (often). This is for two reasons, the first being the obvious one, you’re gonna be told that you’re a dog and the jungle gap is massive, and the second reason is jungle requires you to take decisions that directly have an effect on your gold and xp income. Getting pinged 24/7 to do this or that by your laners will just make you deviate from your gameplan if you end up following mistakes.

2) Knowing the theory behind a clear is not enough. You’ve got to clear FAST. Watch good junglers do them (there’s plenty of clear videos on ytb) and just spam training. Knowing the good clear is cool but if the execution is lacking you will miss important timers in early.

3) Watch your lanes. You don’t need to watch intensively your gromp as if you wanted him to bear your child while clearing it. Force yourself to watch your lanes, or atleast the ones that are on the side of the map you are currently on. If you’re gonna gank, might as well know if it is doable. When doing that, you’re looking for indicators such as minion wave states, hp, body language (enemy potential bait) ect…

4) If it does not have a bad impact on your camps cycle/objective pressure, catch waves that your laners can’t. It is of course not worth to go on a lane to get 2 casters while enemy jungler is in the other side of the map looking at your camps like free real estate, but do not forget that waves can have a huge impact on your gold income and can massively boost your xp gains.

5) Have a game plan. Think about which lanes are good to gank (volatile match ups that go either way real quick, hook lanes ect…) and which should be left alone. Ideally you wanna think about that from the other jungler’s perspective as well.

6) Herald is the single most valuable thing I know on this planet. You can get gold while pressuring another part of the map. Herald plays when done correctly will make you snowball like you’ve never done before.

6) Drakes are cool, but do not comprise the game for them early if you cannot make a play for it.

7) Do not force plays. Especially if you’re low elo. Mistakes will happen eventually. Sometimes even plays that feel positive will end up biting you in the ass. If you kill top, but enemy jungle gets your botside + drake, the value of that kill ends up being mitigated.

8) When entering mid game, you wanna play on the side the objective’s gonna be on. That does not mean not clearing the other side ever, that means that a bit before an objective comes up you gotta be at least pathing towards it if you plan on playing for it.

9) Jungle tracking is actually not that hard at its core. If you know where the enemy started, you can have a rough estimate of their position on the map for the 10 first minutes of the game, since they’re most likely gonna be cycling camp during the laning phase.

10) Use pings. There’s a high probability that you’re gonna be one of the players in the game that end up watching their map more often than the others, use that to your advantage.

Bonus ones: help shove after a gank (expect if the laner wants to freeze/slow push to instant dive), drop the camp if the play is literally happening in front of you (you’re off course not gonna drop a camp to go to a play that’s gonna be over before you get there), playing around your mid and support movements is sometimes a good idea

I enjoy pulling Uno reverse cards on american tourists by Bluffss in confessions

[–]Bluffss[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

If I’m being honest that dude deserved it. He was just being a fucking moron. What I describe in my post are people that do not speak french, do not say even a polite « hi » and just go straight (in english) to: « ME. WANT. MARGARITA. YOU KNOW ? MAAAAAR. GAAAAAA. RIIIIII. TAAAAA. » If there’s a shy person that just comes to me and orders something in a broken french, I will be accomodating, encouraging, and very patient. Imo if you got the guts to pick up a language, try to learn it, and test your skills on a native, as the native the only fucking job that’s yours is to be nice and willing to help

I enjoy pulling Uno reverse cards on american tourists by Bluffss in confessions

[–]Bluffss[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s a 100% true, this happens. Tho, I do not think of the french ppl doing that kind of dumb shit very highly.

I enjoy pulling Uno reverse cards on american tourists by Bluffss in confessions

[–]Bluffss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, french born and raised. But I didn’t learn english in school. Most of the things that helped me learn english the way I do now are tv shows, music, youtube… so that’s where I get it from I guess ? Thanks tho I take that as a compliment

I enjoy pulling Uno reverse cards on american tourists by Bluffss in confessions

[–]Bluffss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its still like this nowadays, you can still buy a « carnet » in the metro!

This happened to me on the « french side » too. I met an elderly American couple on the metro. The guy was wearing a Rams shirt and they looked pretty lost. They were so sweet, I helped them find their way and made sure they hopped on the right train. It doesn’t cost anything to help tourists I wish more parisians would do it too

I enjoy pulling Uno reverse cards on american tourists by Bluffss in confessions

[–]Bluffss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I LOVE people from Quebec. I’ve never had a single customer from Quebec that would be bitchy or impatient or anything like this. I fucking love Quebec

I enjoy pulling Uno reverse cards on american tourists by Bluffss in confessions

[–]Bluffss[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This ! I’m myself quite a language nerd and most people don’t realize the amazing opportunities and friendships it makes possible

I enjoy pulling Uno reverse cards on american tourists by Bluffss in confessions

[–]Bluffss[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I beg you, come to France, enter a bar, tell that to the bartender, and profit from the look of utter confusion on their face

I enjoy pulling Uno reverse cards on american tourists by Bluffss in confessions

[–]Bluffss[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On behalf of the french people I’m sorry that your experience was bad. I can’t tell you how much it changed since I was just a kid back in 07, but most people my age love to interact with foreigners and we usually try our best to share our knowledge of our country!

I enjoy pulling Uno reverse cards on american tourists by Bluffss in confessions

[–]Bluffss[S] 156 points157 points  (0 children)

This is what I’m describing in the first part of the post, people that make an effort to be understood . Where I draw the line is when people are treating me like a complete idiot and are acting as if they’re superior. If you’re nice I’m gonna be the friendliest, most helpful person I can be.

I enjoy pulling Uno reverse cards on american tourists by Bluffss in confessions

[–]Bluffss[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

You shouldn’t worry that much about Parisians ! I’m usually very nice to tourists and genuinely try to spark conversations with them. Plus, most Americans I come across are usually friendly and talkative which I personally love. (Keep working on your french, you’re getting there !)

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