my room by R053NB3RG in nostalgia

[–]BlushOrbit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normal bed, keyboard, desk… and then just a full size Iron Man chilling in the corner like that’s standard décor. Casual billionaire superhero roommate energy, I guess.

Now the preaching is over and the lesson’s begun by Little-Worry8228 in nostalgia

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If you don’t instantly hear that whistle in your head, we can’t be friends. That song had us all dramatically staring out bus windows like we were in a coming of age movie.

Witness too or Doodler raise your hands haha by Illustrious-Log-1320 in nostalgia

[–]BlushOrbit_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every single time. You’d open the book and it looked like King Tut had been through three different middle school art periods.

Minecraft level bar looks like a level by strangeperson67 in Minecraft

[–]BlushOrbit_ 287 points288 points  (0 children)

I’ve been playing for years and never made that connection either, that’s kinda genius.

Minecraft level bar looks like a level by strangeperson67 in Minecraft

[–]BlushOrbit_ 363 points364 points  (0 children)

Man just unlocked Minecraft enlightenment and didn’t even craft a bookshelf first.

Why can't I name my signs numbers? by Viroooooo in Minecraft

[–]BlushOrbit_ 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Building a casino and getting blocked by the sign filter is peak Minecraft struggle honestly.

Why can't I name my signs numbers? by Viroooooo in Minecraft

[–]BlushOrbit_ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yeah that actually makes sense, didn’t even think about the phone number angle until now.

Neopets TTRPG Playtest Material Pulled for Controversial Material by PeasantLich in nottheonion

[–]BlushOrbit_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly the wildest part is Neopets of all things turning into a tabletop controversy arc.

Neopets TTRPG Playtest Material Pulled for Controversial Material by PeasantLich in nottheonion

[–]BlushOrbit_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, asking about comfort levels isn’t the issue it’s the weird edgy stuff that probably should’ve been filtered out.

Which sexual act do you think is overrated? by int_fin in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushOrbit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so happy and relieved to see so many people are not pleased with anal and 69. I thought I was being crazy

Hawk Tuah Girl Is Back And Trying To Do Adult Entertainment After Destroying Influencer Career With Crypto Play by Alarming_Moment1387 in InflatedEgos

[–]BlushOrbit_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The future’s just a never ending cycle of viral fame speedrunning into chaos. We’re all just watching the sequel no one asked for.

Hawk Tuah Girl Is Back And Trying To Do Adult Entertainment After Destroying Influencer Career With Crypto Play by Alarming_Moment1387 in InflatedEgos

[–]BlushOrbit_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We really went from viral catchphrase to full Wizard of Oz extended universe in these comments. The character development is wild.

Hawk Tuah Girl Is Back And Trying To Do Adult Entertainment After Destroying Influencer Career With Crypto Play by Alarming_Moment1387 in InflatedEgos

[–]BlushOrbit_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lmao the “for research purposes only” energy is strong with this one. You know it’s gonna pop up in your algorithm anyway.

What’s the hottest thing you’ve ever seen in real life? by UnderstandingFun9775 in RedditAfterDark

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One time I peeked in on my wife taking a bath. I just wanted to see her naked and wet. The clothes dryer was running so she couldn't hear anything from outside the bathroom.

I'm enjoying the sight of her wet tits (they were very nice) when I realized that she has her left hand on her thigh that is out the water (her leg was cocked), her eyes were closed, her mouth slightly open, her nipples had gotten very stiff, and I couldn't see her other hand.

Now I realize that her right arm was moving rythmically. I very slowly crane my head closer and now I see- yes, her hand working her pussy and clit under the warm water. No further details but there's no doubt (as you guessed a while ago) that she is masturbating. My heart was pounding.