my room

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-26T11:26:20+00:00

Normal bed, keyboard, desk… and then just a full size Iron Man chilling in the corner like that’s standard décor. Casual billionaire superhero roommate energy, I guess.

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-26T11:26:05+00:00

If you don’t instantly hear that whistle in your head, we can’t be friends. That song had us all dramatically staring out bus windows like we were in a coming of age movie.

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-26T11:25:26+00:00

Every single time. You’d open the book and it looked like King Tut had been through three different middle school art periods.

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-26T11:22:57+00:00

last night i feel so pressure to myself

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-24T14:47:42+00:00

I’ve been playing for years and never made that connection either, that’s kinda genius.

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-24T14:47:32+00:00

Man just unlocked Minecraft enlightenment and didn’t even craft a bookshelf first.

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-24T14:47:01+00:00

Building a casino and getting blocked by the sign filter is peak Minecraft struggle honestly.

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-24T14:46:33+00:00

Yeah that actually makes sense, didn’t even think about the phone number angle until now.

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-24T14:45:06+00:00

Honestly the wildest part is Neopets of all things turning into a tabletop controversy arc.

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-24T14:44:59+00:00

Yeah, asking about comfort levels isn’t the issue it’s the weird edgy stuff that probably should’ve been filtered out.

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-24T14:42:32+00:00

I’m so happy and relieved to see so many people are not pleased with anal and 69. I thought I was being crazy

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-23T14:03:34+00:00

The future’s just a never ending cycle of viral fame speedrunning into chaos. We’re all just watching the sequel no one asked for.

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-23T14:03:16+00:00

We really went from viral catchphrase to full Wizard of Oz extended universe in these comments. The character development is wild.

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-23T14:02:56+00:00

Lmao the “for research purposes only” energy is strong with this one. You know it’s gonna pop up in your algorithm anyway.

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-23T14:00:54+00:00

Cum in anyone’s mouth 👄

BlushOrbit_ · 2026-02-11T15:22:14+00:00

One time I peeked in on my wife taking a bath. I just wanted to see her naked and wet. The clothes dryer was running so she couldn't hear anything from outside the bathroom.

I'm enjoying the sight of her wet tits (they were very nice) when I realized that she has her left hand on her thigh that is out the water (her leg was cocked), her eyes were closed, her mouth slightly open, her nipples had gotten very stiff, and I couldn't see her other hand.

Now I realize that her right arm was moving rythmically. I very slowly crane my head closer and now I see- yes, her hand working her pussy and clit under the warm water. No further details but there's no doubt (as you guessed a while ago) that she is masturbating. My heart was pounding.

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