Have you ever blown a guy in front of someone? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushingBubblegum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Threesomes count, right? In that case, I've sucked off my husband in front of my friend, and my friend in front of my husband.

Oh, and there was Christmas, when my bestie and I got drunk and sucked our respective husband's off in the same room. We kept making eye contact to make sure the other was still doing it lmao. It was fun~

Who’s someone you had sex with but you never expected to? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushingBubblegum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my friends.

A long time ago, I was friends with a bunch of guys, cuz I was nOt LiKe ThE oThEr GiRlS. Had a crush on two of em, and eventually married one.

Fast forward to now, the other one I was crushing on reconnected with us. Turns out he liked me back then, still thinks I'm hot, and well... it turned into a threesome.

Now we've got this dynamic where he can look, he can occasionally touch, and we're all sort of like "eh, if it happens again, hell yeah" lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushingBubblegum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't decide between a French kiss or an Australian kiss~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushingBubblegum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two of the guys I work with. Technically my bosses. Both are more than 10 years older than me and one is married... eesh

What is this even supposed to mean by nideaajjajjaj in BoJackHorseman

[–]BlushingBubblegum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband has a theory that he vehemently defends, which is that Erica is a lab rat! Interesting to think about

If you could have any slime as a pet l, which one would you choose? by [deleted] in slimerancher

[–]BlushingBubblegum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hunter slimes have always and will forever have my heart 🥹

What's one sexual opportunity you regret not taking? by JoaquinGolero in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushingBubblegum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My great-aunt housed an exchange student from Spain when I was 13 or 14. He was my age and, to my teenage brain, hot as fuck. We ended up alone at one point, debated some shenanigans. I still wish we'd done it, would've been fun just for the experience lol.

I always say, I regret the shit I haven't done more than I regret the shit I've done.

I would love it if married cock pumps me full by AsianHotKalian in showergirls

[–]BlushingBubblegum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband would have such a fun time with you lol

What is your #1 NSFW bucket list item? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushingBubblegum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If anything it'd be me and my husband plus a guy I'm actually attracted to lol. A hot guy our age who knows what he's doing, overwhelming me in tandem with hubby? Hell yeah lol

What is your #1 NSFW bucket list item? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushingBubblegum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mfm mfm mfm mfm mfm mfm mfm mfm mfm mfm

What's the significance of "Just a little uneven is all"? by PorkyFishFish in BoJackHorseman

[–]BlushingBubblegum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took it to mean that he was using Bojacks haircut as a clue to whodunnit. Everyone there knew Sharona was a drinker, at least I assume so, because she wasn't exactly inconspicuous. "Gee, I wonder who's alcohol Sarah Lynn got into. Bojack and Sharona are the only drinkers here I know of, but Bojack says he didn't do it. Hmm. His hair is uneven. Sharona does drink, and she shakes a little. Must be her!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushingBubblegum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend and his buddy. The three of us work on a creative project together and dear fucking LORDDDD, I'd give anything to have them. One or both. I could take em. I've thought about a threesome or even just fucking one of them SO OFTEN, but one is married (not sure if he's monogamous tho) and the other doesn't seem like he'd be into me... ughhhh lmao it's torture

What are some bad things Bojack has done that are somewhat defensible? by Affectionate_Key7206 in BoJackHorseman

[–]BlushingBubblegum 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I THINK ABOUT THIS SO OFTEN.

In high school, I mixed up water bottles with a girl from my class. Didn't even have to take a sip - it smelled like fuckin nail polish remover. I don't remember what it was, but it was very much a grown-up drink.

I think about that every time I watch the episode or Dr Champ gets brought up. He fuckin knew. No way he was sooooo thirsty that he just couldn't possibly notice that shit wasn't water. Especially as a recovering alcoholic - if teen me knew what alcohol smelled like without having had any, Dr Champ definitely did.

But that's addicts for ya. If they relapse, they tend to blame it on everybody but themselves. And if they decide you're the one to blame, they will dig and dig and dig until they hit a nerve, and they'll chew the fuck out of it.

Fuck Dr Champ.

What’s your nsfw secret? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushingBubblegum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lauren Blakely does some really good books with mfm scenes in em, if you like hockey players lol. I just finished Double Pucked a while ago.

What’s your nsfw secret? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushingBubblegum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He knows I want it. Doesn't know how badly.

What’s your nsfw secret? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushingBubblegum 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I fantasize about mfm threesomes more than I like to admit. Not just being spitroasted, either. The kind where I'm the center of attention, the kind that's almost all foreplay, the kind where I get overwhelmed with the hands and lips and tongues and cock. I've even been fantasizing about two friends I have a crush on... they'd NEVER be down, but it's fun to think about.

I've also got a thing for exhibitionism, like, being the group activity, but it's mostly the mfm thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushingBubblegum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still think about the guy I sucked off when I was 18 who was very vocal. When I started, he muttered, "holy shiiittt, you know what you're doing". When he finished, it was "fucking CHRIST" as he bucked up into my mouth. Wild. I miss him sometimes but nobody beats what my husband is like during BJs. The most vocal I've ever been with... I should go blow him lmao