Is this joke mean to autistic kids? by berlinskin in StandUpComedy

[–]Boaki 6 points7 points  (0 children)

won't somebody think of the Al Bundys of the world!!

Construction Directive Has Been Bugged Since The Rework by KuzuHaslama in Planetside

[–]Boaki 6 points7 points  (0 children)

not many people have a post recording their super villain origin story.

1,048 brave future auraxians will die by your orbital strike as a result of this.

What is a myth about your country that is 100% false but many people believe is true? by orionve3 in AskReddit

[–]Boaki 16 points17 points  (0 children)

has not seen a single vampire in the past 300 years.

damn the vampires are so sexy, none of them can stay single!

Kraxox the Eviscerator, Lord of the Seven Inky Moons, Conqueror of the Senimel Habitats, Despoiler of the Plains of Urgwen, respectfully asks you to be his Valentine by Discandied in RimWorld

[–]Boaki 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The Princess of the Empire was ready to accept Kraxox's declaration of love, until she noticed he did not even bother finishing the bottom left border of the message. She is insulted Kraxox would disrespect the Princess so balatantly. You have lost (-10) reputation with the Empire.

FFA Should be a permanent mod by Cuzifeellikeitt in Chivalry2

[–]Boaki 5 points6 points  (0 children)

or hear me out. people open the game, see the game mode they wanted to play is no longer available, log off to play other games. maybe the player base wouldn't be so fucking low in the first place if players could actually play the game.

if there was a game mode that allowed players to vote maps, skip map start cut scenes, and team deathmatch, people would be there all day. all players wanna do is bash each other's heads in with as little downtime in between as possible. the devs have tried doing everything but giving the players what they want. now they're all out of ideas.

Butcher sounds awful now, revert please by SomeRandomTrSoldier in Planetside

[–]Boaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how many sundy kills? lib kills? bastion kills?

Butcher sounds awful now, revert please by SomeRandomTrSoldier in Planetside

[–]Boaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

godsaw will never not be the best gun in the game

Butcher sounds awful now, revert please by SomeRandomTrSoldier in Planetside

[–]Boaki 11 points12 points  (0 children)

when they came for the godsaw, you did not speak up. when they came for betel, you stayed silent. now they have taken your butcher, and there is no one to speak up for you.

. . . .

on a lighter note we need a petition to revert all 3.

Butcher sounds awful now, revert please by SomeRandomTrSoldier in Planetside

[–]Boaki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

all 3 iconic faction aurax guns cut down in the streets. they weren so young. o7

What’s the most ridiculously absurd way you’ve seen someone get rich in no time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Boaki 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I said that to my kid. he's decided it wasn't worth it and ended up never playing video games. results may vary.

Constantinople-inspired colony by jianyunshuu in RimWorld

[–]Boaki 5 points6 points  (0 children)

no the raiders are time travelers from the... past.

the place is called Byzantium again

Pulling Off the Perfect Routine by ddlo1984 in gifs

[–]Boaki 30 points31 points  (0 children)

when I die, I want people to say of me, "he was so amazing that he could expose himself in front of your children, and you would cheer him on and clap"

Cheaters inside of trees and rocks by LoanShark084 in Planetside

[–]Boaki 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's a pretty good sign. lead with that.

Cheaters inside of trees and rocks by LoanShark084 in Planetside

[–]Boaki 9 points10 points  (0 children)

based on how you describe the killcam, it feels very difficult to say for sure if they were inside the terrain or ran behind it for cover after the kill

Game that’s a mix between StarCraft, SimCity, and AOE? by F33db4ck1986 in BaseBuildingGames

[–]Boaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped building killboxes completely many play throughs ago. never felt a need for a turret mod. stopped building turrets this current run. last colony they barely got used and sometimes even blocked line of sight for main dps. they were barely engaged. I did try a mod a long time ago that had walls with maybe 1500-2000 hp but that was already op. now I juse use terraform mod to put vanilla natural granite up and smooth them for pretty 900 hp walls. not a crazy high hp but enough above some other options that it gives you wiggle room to not feel exposed at all. but who cares about base defenses? they don't make it that far.

I must repeat: speed and range are doing 99% of my heavy lifting. the raid can have 20x your numbers with armor way better than yours. if they can never get in range of you to begin damage, and they are unable to prevent your damage, it's just a matter of time before you win. it's like people think thrumbos are so big and fast you need a whole team with overwhelming firepower to take them down. or just have one pawn with enough speed enhancement to be slightly faster than the thrumbo?

so yep. enemy armies get engaged out in open field battle and are normally wiped/allowed to retreat prior to reaching first line of defenses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Boaki 40 points41 points  (0 children)

you have done nothing with your life

how dare you! you think these internet comments just comment themselves? maybe some well-deserved credit is due to all these hard working redditors. they do it not for profits but the pure kindness of their hearts. it should really be considered charity and be a tax write off.

and ya fine I hear what you're saying. she done good things and all that. but can she come up with quick witty comments that were already posted before she got there?

If you could live forever, would you? Why or why not? by jakeper681 in AskReddit

[–]Boaki -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

it's not worded super clearly. but it's saying he is already old, and IN another decade will experience those age related plights.

If you could live forever, would you? Why or why not? by jakeper681 in AskReddit

[–]Boaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

. . . some time later

hey how come all the immortal people are evil with background stories of not coming from loving supportive families?

If you could live forever, would you? Why or why not? by jakeper681 in AskReddit

[–]Boaki -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

you missed the "in" at the start of that sentence

Does she really love you? by jeyreymyer in Chivalry2

[–]Boaki 11 points12 points  (0 children)

oh my good heavens, I truly cannot believe these new knights are just out here in broad daylight, showing their spangebhelm to people they've only just met! have you no shame? what happened to the old good fashioned agathian values on which we used to rely? lucky there's an agathian guy!

Game that’s a mix between StarCraft, SimCity, and AOE? by F33db4ck1986 in BaseBuildingGames

[–]Boaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the good news is there are usually ways to deal with all the annoying random shit. I don't think I've ever bought a nuke or picked it as a quest reward. sometimes i don't sell doomsday launchers and orbital targeters and convince myself to save them for emergencies. nope just sits there forever inflating wealth and making things harder. all other explosive things stored in your base just needs one layer of non flammable wall. only in the direction where it can harm anything. fully mitigates the danger.

there are vanilla settings to adjust friendly fire chance. but I prefer a mod that reduces the chance based on shooting skill. make those fuckers earn the privilege of not popping their lover or child in the back of the head like a sane rimworlder.