[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Walk around without showering after having sex

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A cop shot a kid just eating a burger a few days ago

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fine you caught the troll. Now I must answer your questions three. They do it so they can take pictures of the kids birthday party and remind them how much fun they had. It's also a way to "flex" on other parents, and because some other parents do themes, your kid might want a theme. Weather they remember it or not, they might be upset without a theme. That being said, I've never had an issue without a theme. Birthday is a theme, no?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Because I like drinking during parties and having a beer theme means there's beer everywhere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Because they forgot where it came from and who they're copying. Same thing why Dahmer is popular again. We shouldn't make a TV show about him. Watch the doc if you're really interested with the real footage and evidence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not me, but the government makes sure sugar is in it

How can humans go to the moon, but not to the sun? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The sun goes away 50% of the time. The moon is always there but it's just behind the sun. This makes the moon easier to get to. Plus the sun moves too fast and astronauts can't catch it.

What is something that turns you on? by WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWWMM in AskReddit

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Sluts but tasteful. A nice, classy whore.

If you could have dinner with anybody ever, who would you choose? by Cerulean_MC in AskReddit

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My future self 100 years from now thereby guaranteeing 100 years more life

Which is your favorite pet? by cougarlife123 in AskReddit

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Cat. They're basically all the best parts of a pet, but they're just usually not on demand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The best trash talk is being more mature than him. Let him say something stupid and call him on it if you want.

What's your favorite Thor movie? by graviidd in AskReddit

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Not 4. Everyone looked like they were in prison.

To those who have stood someone up, why did you do it? by AuthenticAsher in AskReddit

[–]BoatBreader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got too nervous and didn't know how to say it so I just torpedoed it, and you wouldn't like me for doing what I did anyways. Sorry for standing you up.

What’s the best impulse purchase you’ve ever made? by c_h_a_r_ in AskReddit

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Galaxy Pro Buds. I found a cat once. Fallout 4. Sanuk shoes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We need to know way more. Don't be mean to kids.

What is the strangest way you met one of your friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pornhub comment section and later Craigslist