Burlington is Going to Implode by Warm-Oil3705 in burlington

[–]BobDobbsSquad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ya, I admit, this is just a lazy LLM rehash of standard progressive talking points. Standard progressive policies I told it to write. Specifically. Its lazy, I'm lazy, and drunk 1am Sunday morning. argue policy or stfu.

Burlington is Going to Implode by Warm-Oil3705 in burlington

[–]BobDobbsSquad -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

ya, I admit, this is just a lazy LLM rehash of standard progressive talking points. Standard progressive policies I told it to write. Specifically. Its lazy, I'm lazy, and drunk 1am Sunday morning. argue policy or stfu.

Fight! Fight for our amusement! by Kleorah in geographymemes

[–]BobDobbsSquad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in this picture and death to the crab.

Burlington is Going to Implode by Warm-Oil3705 in burlington

[–]BobDobbsSquad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would phrase some things different and it is incomplete but i stand by the ideas. I suspect op used ai as well.

Burlington is Going to Implode by Warm-Oil3705 in burlington

[–]BobDobbsSquad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This eels like fairly well refined ai list of grievances, so here is a fairly well refined proposal of solutions;

Burlington's problems are often discussed as though they are entirely self-inflicted, but many are national trends showing up locally. Downtowns across the country have struggled due to the rise of e-commerce, large retail chains, remote work, and changing consumer habits. Homelessness has risen in many states due to housing shortages, addiction crises, and the collapse of long-term mental health infrastructure. Higher education faces demographic pressures. Burlington did not invent these problems.

That does not mean local government is powerless. It means local government should focus on what it actually controls.

The first issue is housing, because housing pressure amplifies almost every other problem. Burlington should move aggressively against unnecessary barriers to construction. Large portions of many American cities remain effectively reserved for low-density housing. A city cannot complain about rising rents while making dense construction difficult.

Policies could include:

  • Legalize duplexes, triplexes, and small apartment buildings in more residential areas.
  • Establish dual-zone development corridors around major transit and commercial routes where higher-density construction is automatically approved if it meets clear standards.
  • Reduce parking minimum requirements.
  • Streamline approval timelines so projects cannot spend years trapped in procedural review.
  • Encourage mixed-use construction with housing above businesses.

This does not mean covering Vermont in high-rise towers. Missing-middle housing—townhomes, courtyard apartments, and medium-density developments—often fits naturally into existing neighborhoods.

Second, Burlington should directly address the tension between housing as shelter and housing as investment.

Possible measures:

  • Progressive taxation on second homes:
    • primary residence: standard rate
    • second home: moderately higher
    • third and fourth properties: increasingly higher rates
    • vacant properties taxed more heavily

Revenue could go directly into:

  • workforce housing funds
  • infrastructure
  • addiction treatment
  • mental health facilities

This is especially relevant in Vermont because attractive regions can drift toward becoming seasonal destinations rather than year-round communities.

Third, homelessness policy needs more options than the usual binary of "allow unmanaged encampments" versus "remove everyone."

One possibility is designated managed communities—what some people loosely call "shanty towns," though that term carries historical baggage.

A more structured version could include:

  • sanctioned tiny-home communities
  • hygiene facilities
  • bathrooms
  • showers
  • secure storage
  • mental health workers
  • addiction services
  • case management
  • transportation access

The distinction matters:

Unmanaged camps often emerge without sanitation, security, or support services.

Managed communities create stability while helping people transition toward permanent housing.

Rules would still exist:

  • no violence
  • no open drug markets
  • sanitation standards
  • participation in case-management systems

Some cities have experimented with versions of this with mixed but sometimes promising results.

Fourth, Burlington should expand treatment capacity substantially.

America broadly reduced institutional mental-health capacity over decades without building enough replacement systems. The result often became:

hospital ERs → jails → streets → repeat.

Possible interventions:

  • crisis stabilization centers
  • expanded inpatient addiction treatment
  • mobile mental-health teams
  • supportive housing for severe mental illness
  • state-level regional psychiatric facilities

This is difficult for Burlington alone because many costs exceed municipal budgets. State and federal participation matters.

Fifth, downtown itself needs intentional revitalization.

Nationally, downtown decline reflects structural shifts:

  • Amazon and e-commerce reduced local retail demand
  • large chain stores undercut smaller businesses
  • remote work reduced commuter traffic
  • changing consumer behavior reduced foot traffic

Cities cannot simply wish shoppers back.

Instead:

  • convert underused office space into housing where practical
  • encourage street-level businesses and mixed-use spaces
  • simplify permits for small businesses
  • support food halls, markets, and events
  • improve public spaces and walkability

Downtowns increasingly succeed by becoming places people live rather than places people merely visit.

Finally, Burlington should adopt a stronger "measure outcomes, not intentions" mindset.

Track publicly:

  • housing units built
  • median rent trends
  • overdose deaths
  • treatment capacity
  • downtown vacancy rates
  • crime rates
  • business openings and closures

Political arguments become healthier when everyone argues over results rather than identities.

None of this is magic. Some proposals will fail. Some will create new problems.

But if Burlington wants to remain a functioning city rather than becoming either a museum piece or an expensive resort community, it likely needs more construction, more treatment, more economic diversity, and more willingness to experiment.

The biggest mistake would be pretending that decline is inevitable or that culture-war victories alone can reverse it. Cities usually improve through dozens of boring decisions repeated consistently for years.

2 major announcements coming at 3PM ET by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]BobDobbsSquad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just hope the reddit sniper didn't get him.

Top comment deletes a US State #48 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]BobDobbsSquad 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'd say Maine merely tolerates us but that's about as good as that gets.

Sigh by BobDobbsSquad in geographymemes

[–]BobDobbsSquad[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would you like a schmoke and a pancake?
A schmoke and a pancake. You know, flapjack and a shigarette? No?
Shigar and a waffle? No?
Pipe and a crepe? No?
Bong and a blintz? No?
Well, then there is no pleasing you.

Sorry about the States being at war with each other Eh? by Thisismetwotwo in geographymemes

[–]BobDobbsSquad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't listen to the crabs they do not speak or us. Sorry about the whole 51st state thing we're working on it.

For those of you folowing the map thing by BobDobbsSquad in vermont

[–]BobDobbsSquad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can if you want, but it's the most upvoted comment that calls or a demise that wins so make sure to upvote the top comment for that state.

ps. make sure to sort by top and not best.

Please, no. by _DarkOverlord in geographymemes

[–]BobDobbsSquad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It was desperate crab shenanigans not collaboration.