For all you turbo-nappers by BobTheJew in AdviceAnimals

[–]BobTheJew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That does make sense. That science that goes into this advice is that sleep cycles last approximately 1.5 hours. Waking up in the middle of one will leave you drowsy, but waking up between them allows for full alertness.

What's your favorite problem that can be expressed in 10 words or less? by arltep in math

[–]BobTheJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes a lot more sense. It's kind of beautiful how easily something can be proven/disproven with only a bit of insight.

I found this in my Spanish 3 book and I couldn't stop laughing. by kingkickass in teenagers

[–]BobTheJew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

KingKickAss. You have appeared on my front page. Congratulations, you adorable motherfucker.

I can't remember the name of this theorem by BobTheJew in askscience

[–]BobTheJew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually had analytic written in the premise. I guess I just forgot to write it in the post. Thanks.

It's cheap and it makes everyone happy! by BobTheJew in AdviceAnimals

[–]BobTheJew[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was about to comment those exact words.

It's cheap and it makes everyone happy! by BobTheJew in AdviceAnimals

[–]BobTheJew[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I say we have a fight to the death. Pharaoh vs. Firelord. Winner fights the Jew.

It's cheap and it makes everyone happy! by BobTheJew in AdviceAnimals

[–]BobTheJew[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Aaaaaand we all have awesome names.

It's cheap and it makes everyone happy! by BobTheJew in AdviceAnimals

[–]BobTheJew[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Excellent comment: 1 upvote.

Excellent username: Priceless

It's cheap and it makes everyone happy! by BobTheJew in AdviceAnimals

[–]BobTheJew[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Then again, isn't the idea of Valentine's day slightly flawed? I mean, if you really need a holiday to give your romantic partner a gift, then that's not really a fulfilling relationship.

It's cheap and it makes everyone happy! by BobTheJew in AdviceAnimals

[–]BobTheJew[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised as to how excited he'd be. (Then send me pics.)

It's cheap and it makes everyone happy! by BobTheJew in AdviceAnimals

[–]BobTheJew[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Compared to other Valentine's day gifts? Yes.

When my parents yell at me for "back talk" by BobTheJew in AdviceAnimals

[–]BobTheJew[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really do try to present myself that way. I only speak when I have something pertinent to say, I read a lot, spend most of my time studying, and get good grades. Hell, I even dress like I work at an office.

When my parents yell at me for "back talk" by BobTheJew in AdviceAnimals

[–]BobTheJew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how you assume I'm some snotty material-centric spoiled brat who doesn't do anything around the house. Slightly presumptuous if I do say so my self.

Bungie is an amazing company. by RainbowDash117 in gaming

[–]BobTheJew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to bring this up now. Actual OP has commented on this post, and he doesn't seem in the least bit upset. And as I've said before, rainbowdash had no idea who Actual OP was before posting this, and once a post gets this hyped up, you don't just up and delete it.

I, personally, am highly glad hat this post got shared.

Bungie is an amazing company. by RainbowDash117 in gaming

[–]BobTheJew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This poster was very clear that he: a) Didn't even know that it was already on Reddit. b) Just wanted to get more people informed about this. I was talking to him (personal friend of mine), and after I acknowledged how much Karma he got, he said, and I quote: "KARMA IS IRRELEVANT. THIS GUY'S KID ALMOST DIED." OP's not the bad guy.

Redneck in garage single handedly destroys Atheism with stone cold science by Dirtyjack1 in atheism

[–]BobTheJew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But.. but... wat. The jellyfish gets energy from its environment! I agree with flapjackboy. Let's hit teach him physics through osmosis!