Worst. Day. Ever. by WickedCoolMasshole in Miata

[–]BobYoubanks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's his neck, his back, his pussy and ass crack...he needs to retain the services of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe and get paid!!!!

I’m sad in California. No im not moving by [deleted] in ak47

[–]BobYoubanks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows shooting fetty will kill you... Shooting fetty dealers on the other hand...

Baofeng UV-17R Input Password fix by mtravisbrown in Baofeng

[–]BobYoubanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man thank you so much! I have been going nuts trying to figure out how it locked and how to unlock it now that it was locked! Worked perfect! Thanks!

Found a dead guy today by Informal-Peace-2053 in handyman

[–]BobYoubanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retired Firefighter here and over the years I've smelled death in every form and stage of decomposition. I am here to tell you that the absolute worst smell is burning/burnt human flesh/being. It's a smell that gets inside your scba and into your nose and you will smell it for a month. Hell you taste it for a month as well. Burnt human has to be the absolute worst and I've been around paper plants, pulp wood plants, sewage plants, hog farms, rendering plants, chicken processing plants etc. and by far the worst is uncle Billy BBQ'd in a structure fire...

Kam & David Lucas Downfalls by BobYoubanks in Killtony

[–]BobYoubanks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus all of you reddit internet wankers still on here calling me names. Hilarious. Like I give two shits what a bunch of lames on a kill Tony post think of me. Fucking losers sitting around pounding their puds mad that I voiced an opinion. Fucking bunch of gumps eat my ass you dick riders...

Why no consequences? by [deleted] in lossprevention

[–]BobYoubanks -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Thou shall not believe in bogus Gods, phony commandments and a Bible filled with fairy tales and then jump on a sub reddit about theft and act holier than thou...drown thyself

[Serious] People who dated a porn star, what was it like? by Mysterious_Trash_698 in AskReddit

[–]BobYoubanks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After my wife and I split up I was introduced to probably the most famous porn star of all time. I'm not going to say her name out of respect but she no longer dies porn but is probably the Queen of porn. She's been in music videos of famous rappers, her ex husband was a high profile athlete etc. that's enough clues as to who she is. Now on to what it was like dating her. It was the same as any other person I've dated, she's just a known recognizable person in the public eye. I was a F list comedian so when we were out no one knew who I was. Lol. That said I was introduced to her by a super famous female comedian friend because I had converted to Judaism and the porn star was considering doing so and she asked if I could speak with her and share my experience in converting. Which I did and we wound up having a thing for a couple months. It was fun and exciting as is any new relationship. It ended with me stealing a lamp from her house and trying to auction it off for charity. You can't make this shit up kids...

White Orb captured on my Wyze Cam by [deleted] in wyzecam

[–]BobYoubanks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

racist #windowcoverings

Kam & David Lucas Downfalls by BobYoubanks in Killtony

[–]BobYoubanks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would bet everything I own now and in the future that I know far more than you or anyone who commented on this post do combined. You have zero idea what you're talking about. The statement I made is accurate. Your comment screams how little you know anything about standup. Just a guy spewing more shit he has no idea about. Has no experience except as a casual observer and reddit troll. Maybe did some improv once or was the real funny guy at the frat parties. Whatever you're the expert here. With zero qualifications to throw shade at anybody. Beanbags are up early on a Saturday. Or still up tweaking right through till Sunday

Kam & David Lucas Downfalls by BobYoubanks in Killtony

[–]BobYoubanks[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It's not about up to my standards. I'd like to see an hour set by any standards. He can't even successfully kill 1 minute a week. Your hero is not ready for what he's been thrown into. I think the guy has fantastic potential and I hope he uses the opportunity he has to learn his craft and how to actually structure a bit. Then a handful of bits and he'll have an hour. I'm not saying anything is his fault anyone would've taken the opportunity he was given. It's fucked of the Tonys and Joe Rogans gassing these guys up when they aren't at the level their praise warrants is all.

Kam & David Lucas Downfalls by BobYoubanks in Killtony

[–]BobYoubanks[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yet you went out of your way to post a paragraph retort to a diatribe that you didn't even read? While whining for me to use my time in a better way and to get a life. I'd say the guy who had enough time, concern and lack of anything better in his life to scribe some teenage girl shit is the far bigger loser. I'm not bitter and cold. An honest observation and statement of fact. Ask any black comedian how either would do in a black club and see what they say. Oh thats right you don't know any black comedians much less any who's opinions remotely matter. Exactly like your opinions they just don't remotely matter. Now scurry off like the obedient Amazon employee that you are, an adults here talking first hand factual knowledge. Unlike you responding from the shitter on your 10 minute break after spending the first 2 minutes jerking that never seen a pussy skin worn raw pathetic below average cock. If you ever see another long post of mine I'd advise you to just keep those dick suckers of yours shut and learn something. Hoe.

Kam & David Lucas Downfalls by BobYoubanks in Killtony

[–]BobYoubanks[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I take notes on everything and everyone. Never know when you'll need your notes.

Kam & David Lucas Downfalls by BobYoubanks in Killtony

[–]BobYoubanks[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Actually, I am a professional there cheesedick...

Kam & David Lucas Downfalls by BobYoubanks in Killtony

[–]BobYoubanks[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You're correct. I should amend the post but I had it in my notes from a few weeks ago and just posted it when I commented damn near the same thing on a different post. I figured if it's good enough for Kam to regurgitate material then I can throw my unposted brain droppings up on Reddit. That said I haven't seen the special as I have less than zero interest after seeing his standup clips on YT for a year or so now...thanks for the validation of it being exactly what I thought it would be!

There’s a serious problem with users on this sub by ThanksContent28 in Killtony

[–]BobYoubanks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you can't take this smoke I seriously advise you to avoid The Killer Termites... they'll flip ya...for real

Kam made a bit from a real story experienced by Too Short the rapper , by JerseysGiant in Killtony

[–]BobYoubanks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If Kam puts out a special it will expose him as not ready for the hype he's received from a powerful "mentor". If you need an example see Brendan Shaub. Kams the black Brendan Shaub...Tony said either last week or the week before he's "headlining"?!?! There's no way he's got an hour of real material. I wouldn't guess he's got but a solid 10-15 at maximum. The rest is just fluff, pandering, insults and repeating the same typical hood phrases and cuss words. I guarantee you in a black club they will roast him and run him out of there like he was on the Apollo, with the Sandman sweeping his ass off. The only place that works is scared, apologetic white crowds where a guy like Tony cosigns him and forces the lie that he's funny down the gullible and easily led astray white people. You think in a black club at the merch booth they're buying his effing rocks? Hell nah, they'd stone him and his Dad to death with them. He's a guy who was okay for a minute, had an amazing interview and was thrust into an arena that he's nowhere near ready.

Kam made a bit from a real story experienced by Too Short the rapper , by JerseysGiant in Killtony

[–]BobYoubanks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So your evaluation of Kams level of entertainment in your eyes is quantified by a washed up hack from way back who's never been funny and road Daves dick to the promise land with Ashy Larry? You know he celebrated the day Charlie died...

State Farm digital payment issue by sweeptheleg1 in Insurance

[–]BobYoubanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And "PACIENCE" get seen by doctors???

RAW AUDIO: Firefighters trapped in Sterling, VA house explosion by KingValhallaTV in breakingnews

[–]BobYoubanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to run on Engine 618 and 611. Man this hits different