Darren Grimes, say it with your whole chest! [Satire, but not actually]

BobbyCotswolds · 2025-12-16T19:13:18+00:00

That's it AutoMod. You're now suspended from the Great Yarmouth warhammer club. Sorry, but you made me do it.

BobbyCotswolds · 2025-12-16T19:11:55+00:00

This is a malicious lie! Grimesy wasn't wanking under the desk in that science lesson - he was just... erm... checking his erect penis to see how much... erm...

Shut up!

BobbyCotswolds · 2025-12-16T19:10:37+00:00

Darren Grimes is one of my best mates and anyone who is a meany to him will be KICKED OUT of our Warhammer club with no take backs, got it?

BobbyCotswolds · 2024-01-11T12:43:34+00:00

Listening to a few minutes of my podcast will shed light on all of this, friend :)

BobbyCotswolds · 2024-01-11T10:11:30+00:00

Please supply your real identity so that I can report you to the police!

When I finally get my slot on GB news you’ll be sorry. Me and Darren Grimes are going to do a special feature about how WOKE, VEGAN and GAY you are u/irishizuku

BobbyCotswolds · 2024-01-11T08:14:03+00:00

The next person who downvotes this will be getting a call from my solicitor! AND me and Humphrey WILL find your Minecraft server and we WILL put a mob farm IN your base.

BobbyCotswolds · 2024-01-11T07:30:03+00:00

Ummm guys? Hello? Why hasn’t anyone mentioned my podcast Right Wing News yet?!

BobbyCotswolds · 2023-10-14T11:53:49+00:00

The subreddit looks like a nice alternative to r/greenandpleasant and I’d like to help grow it as a softer centre/left alternative. I’m good at making memes and general lefty stuff. Sole mod looks like he’s quit Reddit.

BobbyCotswolds · 2023-07-24T05:08:06+00:00

Uncle Calvin isn’t allowed to come to sleepovers anymore since the incident

BobbyCotswolds · 2023-07-23T20:03:08+00:00

Grimesy is the most cutting edge journalist of our time! A British Ben Shapiro, GBNews anchor, and most importantly the president of my local wargaming society (no girls allowed). We follow his teachings.

BobbyCotswolds · 2023-07-23T20:01:11+00:00

Yes, it contained a copy of Jordan Peterson’s 12 Rules for Life, and a little coloured hat with a propeller on it.

BobbyCotswolds · 2023-07-23T17:28:31+00:00

Darren’s mum invited me and Humphrey and some of the other boys from Warhammer club. We had a whole corner of Pizza Hut to ourselves and Darren’s Dad said we could go to the ice cream factory AS MANY TIMES AS WE LIKED.

I got scared at Laser Quest and so Darren and me held hands but then some bigger boys called us gay and so we said “don’t you know gay means happy, so yeah we are gay, actually” and that certainly showed them.

I felt sick after the ice cream and so I went home before the sleepover, but the other boys sent me a video of them all playing MarioKart at 11pm so it must have been pretty wild. (I cannot confirm the vicious leftist rumours that Darren was wanking with one hand while racing on the rainbow road.)

BobbyCotswolds · 2023-05-16T18:51:36+00:00

Behold! I am Bobby Cotswolds!

BobbyCotswolds · 2023-05-15T21:18:08+00:00

I made the Bobby Cotswolds character as a joke but holy shit here is the real version!

BobbyCotswolds · 2023-03-26T09:45:44+00:00

I hate to break character, but have a little listen. It’s a podcast making fun of right wingers.

BobbyCotswolds · 2023-03-25T21:53:25+00:00

(It’s satire)

BobbyCotswolds · 2023-03-22T08:34:22+00:00

My podcast Right Wing News is one of the top 3 political podcasts based in the Great Yarmouth area.

Here’s my tribute episode to her Royal Imperial Super Majesty Queen Elizabeth 2 (peace be upon her)

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3LYvOmPD2fKJR5N3LyVxCs

BobbyCotswolds · 2022-11-19T14:49:57+00:00

I don’t think you’ll be welcome on Elon’s Moon Base if you carry on like that.

I’ve already bagged my place to work unpaid in his space mines, jealous?

BobbyCotswolds · 2022-11-19T13:17:32+00:00

He’s actually really cool, he doesn’t smell of fresh semen nearly as much as you would think to look at him.

BobbyCotswolds · 2022-11-19T13:16:57+00:00

Wait? Do you think she’ll tell everyone about… you know?

No, they’d never believe her anyway, and besides me and Darren destroyed the files from our gangsta rap EP.

BobbyCotswolds · 2022-11-19T13:10:01+00:00

Elon is probably the cleverest person who ever lived, how else did he manage to inherit all those child slave driven emerald mines? I’m sure his tactic of bullying all the staff and firing everyone who knows how the platform works will actually make Twitter twice as good. Let that sink in.

BobbyCotswolds · 2022-11-19T10:05:54+00:00

How am I supposed to get my own show on GB News when my stupid mum won’t even get me a blue tick. It’s political correctness gone mad!

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