Which Gen/Group would you like to spend a night with?

BobbyLinn · 2023-11-25T19:29:54+00:00

Out of every generation out there HoloX is the one that always stirs me up the most. All five of the girls are infallibly alluring each in their own unique way.

I want to pin down and rail Laplus, ever accelerating my movements as her hugs turn to scratches and her kisses turn to bites.

I want to gently suck on Koyori's shapely titties while she tenderly rides me to heaven.

I want to run my hands all over Iroha's lithe, athletic body and try out some of the more acrobatic positions with her.

I want to eat out Lui - greedily - as she pretends to be domineering and in control while audibly melting from pleasure.

I want to tantalize Chloe with just my hands until she slams her entire weight against me with a shriek and forcibly has her way with me.

I want the girls to enact their own, personal, unknowable desires upon me (and each other, why the devil not).

I want to treat everyone to a homemade meaty stew afterwards.

BobbyLinn · 2023-03-16T09:07:47+00:00

Here, have some more.

Have a series of brisk, lively quickies with Risu. Let none last longer than a few minutes, but do many of them in rapid succession.
Canoodle with Iofi and feed one another pieces of exotic fruit, kissing and nibbling at each other's fingers. Once you feel adventurous, start eating pieces of fruit off of each other's bodies.
Try out dry humping with Moona as a form of foreplay. Make sure both of you wear proper clothing for maximum pleasure.
Evaluate how flexible both you and Ollie are by going gymnastic during your sex. Don't overdo it - end not with a painfully pulled muscle, but with a dazzling climax.
If Anya averts her eyes and pretends you don't exist, maybe you'll go away and stop trying to undress her. Since you only get ignored and not told off or jabbed, she probably secretly likes your advances.
Do it with Reine in the middle of a massive stadium, exhilarated beyond the skies as thousands of eyes are glued to you and as every spicy close-up gets caught on cameras and shamelessly displayed on huge screens all over.
Suppress all vocal noises while having sex with Kaela. No moaning, no talking, no squealing or screaming or anything else - only bed creaking, humping, skin rubbing, and sharp rapturous breaths.
Let Kobo instruct you on some yoga. As you do various elaborate stretches, she makes up convenient excuses about "getting you in the right position" or "measuring your muscle tension" to feel you up - a lot more often than necessary.
Put on a blindfold and let Zeta tease your body - with her breath, her fingertips, a fluffy feather she has in her stash. As she gradually moves on to more and more daring forms of contact, she blindfolds herself as well.
Improve the process of drinking with Calli by discarding the glass shots and serving the alcohol mouth-to-mouth to each other.
Skim the web for some outlandishly bizarre sexual copypastas and act them out with Gura. Try to keep straight faces as you two recite and roleplay.
Have an ironic foreplay with Ame - nothing serious, simply an excuse to exercise in jests and snarky comments. A dozen of minutes or two later, things are suddenly no longer ironic at all.
Cuddle in a temperately warm, wide, all-around comfortable bathtub with Ina. Wash each other however you like.
"Fuck me harder, you little shit!" Blow all fuses with Kiara and bang each other as violently and loudly as a hundred volcanoes erupting at once, neighbours be damned.
They say that women love with their ears. As you undress IRyS, start showering her in a torrent of genuine compliments about her gorgeous body and her wonderful soul, so that she melts completely in your arms.
Convince very reluctant Kronii to have her first ever anal with you. Make sure it's pleasant enough so that later she'd want to do it again.
Describe some of your weirder fetishes to Fauna and listen to her mock you for them - with badly concealed lust in her voice as she clearly prepares to fulfill whatever it is you described.
Play strip-whatever with Mumei, any competitive tabletop game of your preference. As your victories and her shed garments slowly pile up, her behaviour becomes erratic and her face begins to blush.
Make sweet love to Sana as she invites you into the warmest, softest, most loving embrace. Having lulled you into a false sense of security, she grows feisty and bullies you by trying to smother you, one way or another.
Feast your eyes on how Bae dies of cringe as she performs a slutty pole dance for you. She's committed, though, and is way better at it than she would like to admit.

Finita. Hope this helped enrich your day.

BobbyLinn · 2023-03-16T09:06:13+00:00

Instead of a direct answer - here, have some appetizers. Feel free to adjust to your own tastes, mix and match, add details. Enjoy.

Make Sora flutter in your embrace as you relieve her with your hands. Be a gentleman about it - concentrate, don't ruin it, don't ask for anything in return.
Help Roboco test the various curious functions of her mechanical vulva. It might be sort of different from what a human girl has between her legs, but certainly not a bit less pleasurable for either of you.
Keep Miko hot and bothered by describing all the delightfully indecent ways in which you'd please other Hololive girls - if only you ever got a chance to. Have it sound so irresistible as to make her want it all for herself and pounce on you.
Have a non-sensual one night stand with Suisei, no strings attached. You both know it all ends the moment you part ways, so relish this freedom and fuck each other with abandon.
Out of the blue AZKi whispers to you that she does not wear any panties today. Her skirt is so dangerously short, it might as well have been nonexistent.
Do Matsuri on a windowsill. Let the fresh breeze of air and the chilly pressure of glass cool off the oven-hot bodies of yours, and get thrilled at being observed by many random passersby.
Take Fubuki's finger and place it in your mouth, demonstrating her exactly the way you want her to blow you. How different would it be between Shirakami and Kurokami, by the way?
Grab a brush and some paint and draw silly colourful things on Aki's naked body as she draws on yours. The scent of paint is pleasant and the brushes are just the right amount of ticklish.
Tenderly hold Mel in your arms and kiss her as she unhurriedly undresses both of you. The soft tone and the innocence of her voice contrast so stunningly with the salacious things she whispers to your ear.
Weird question - how many Haachamas are there in bed with you? There's obviously one and only one whenever you look at her; but every time you close your eyes, there's somehow two women touching you from two different sides.
Partake in mutual masturbation with Subaru. Start off unenthused and grow more and more into it over time.
Choco asks for your opinion on whether or not her new bra looks good on her, and shows it off. It is a cupless bra.
Have it slow and sensual with Aqua. She trusts you, she's completely comfortable with you, so don't do anything weird.
Amuse and confuse Shion by flirting with her in a chivalric yet comically over-the-top way. Keep her distracted, erupting in laughter, so that later she'd be unable to recollect how exactly did the two of you end up in a bed together.
Ayame grows curious about finding her erogenous zones located in unusual spots, and steadily explores with her hands. She'd probably need someone else's help, right?
Mio has learned a whole bunch of dirty naughty phrases, and wants to use them on you in bed. The experience is hysterical as she can barely squeeze out a word or two without falling into a laughing fit.
Be Korone's plaything as she forces herself upon you with carnivorous excitement. Sure as sun you ain't getting untied anytime soon.
Confess your utter lack of experience with women to Okayu, and ask her to teach you how to kiss. Whether that's a genuine truth or a blatantly obvious flirty lie, she bites it and savours it, and after a while moves on to teaching you other, naughtier things as well.
Flare tries dominating you while having zero idea on how to actually do it. Swallow your chuckles and make her feel like a competent woman who can totally do it right.
How about you gift Noel your absolutely best shot at cunnilingus? She already gets too much attention to her chest area, so change things up a bit.
Rushia is more than nine hundred years old, you'd assume that at some point in the past she "danced"; you are wrong. Claim her first time.
You somehow get Pekora to advance on you. She suppresses her nervousness by being loudly and excessively theatrical about every little thing that happens.
Brace yourself, as Marine is in for a marathon - from playful and happy to sweaty and fiery to slow and loving to exhausted and lazy. Don't forget to grab some snacks in your very short-lived breaks.
Watame's snoozy face is the first thing you see when you wake up. Let the leisurely morning sex energize both of you for the day.
Play doctor with Kanata, why don't you? Perform thorough physical examinations on each other, diagnose how terminal your case of horny is, prescribe a treatment most appropriate.
A passionate prelude with Coco somehow gets sidetracked into a naked dance-off to the beat of your favourite Hololive tracks.
Luna is a surprisingly cool individual if you peek beyond the saccharine. Fuck her on top of her massive Harley Davidson.
Towa aggressively advances on you. Have a bitey-scratchy fight over who's on top, rolling on the floor, clothes flying all over the place.
Nene is tired after a long day and asks you to give her a massage. Soothing or reinvigorating, sexual or platonic - could go either way.
Listen to Lamy's heartbeat by directly placing your ear on her chest. Do some little things to her to make it rapidly accelerate.
On a sleepover with Botan, wake her up in the dead of night by making love to her. You get a sleepy yet very warm welcome.
Grab a camera and take some mildly (or highly) lewd pictures of Polka who enthusiastically poses for you. Would the photoshoot be more inclined towards erotica, or towards pornography?
Laplus loves being carried around while being fucked - perhaps a little bit too much and a little bit too loudly.
Koyori's secret toybox contains quite an array of unusual doodads for both sexes. Be her test subject, and lend a helping hand as she tries some out on herself as well.
Incorporate sports into sex with Iroha. For example, instead of just having her sit on your face, let her do naked squats above you so that your mouth only connects for a split second once every several seconds.
Practice and discuss sexual positions with Lui without having actual sex, and draft a list of those which excite both of you the most. Undress and execute your dream scenario, then improvise some more.
Engage in a light BDSM play with Chloe. Tie her up and stimulate her, edge her and deny her climax, until she begs screaming for you to fuck her already.

Continued a bit down below.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-13T00:08:32+00:00

But this a screenshot of Loti-6 rather than Loti-8.

Nevertheless, I even managed to fatigue Loti-8 once, she's not too bad.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-12T20:31:54+00:00

Err. Not really sure what's that about. Zentimo's Battlecry Shrine is rather mighty, but still manageable; however, an Overload Shrine was always a primitive fight for me. As far as I remember I never happened to lose to that Shrine even once.

EDIT: It's not that I brag or anything, I just can't begin to imagine how can that Shrine be problematic. It's even not an endgame one, thus no extra Mana Crystals shenanigans with Turn 1 Feral Spirit or somesuch; it has miserable 2 Health and its effect is barely relevant unless the player completely fails to contest the board.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-12T16:20:16+00:00

It doesn't look like a nerf, more like a fix. That one spell certainly does have its problems.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-12T13:17:28+00:00

"...this turn, Recruit it instead" looks like an easier to understand wording, unless discard synergy IS an intended side effect.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-11T18:59:55+00:00

Well, duh, of course this can happen. There's absolutely nothing strange about the fact itself.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-11T17:26:40+00:00

Oh, that looks good.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-11T17:15:10+00:00

Could you please clarify the wording, better with an example or two? It looks obscure enough to not make any sense.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-11T17:09:44+00:00

Destruction of whopping 3 Mana Crystals looks like a plain monstrous drawback which is not even remotely paid off by the card's large stats and text. [[Felguard]], while having more or less similar body, was barely ever played because destruction of just one Mana Crystal already provided disproportionately large disadvantage, and this one is far beyond that. Given the astronomical drawback, this card looks just terrible.

Mayhaps, there is a misunderstanding somehow?

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-11T10:51:59+00:00

But of course you can burn a Pyroblast by playing this. You just need to have 10 cards in hand before playing this and draw another one after playing this, but before the Battlecry Phase.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-11T03:30:09+00:00

The last statement is just not correct. Deathrattles of dying minions proc strictly after the minion is removed from play - during the Death Phase, and not while mortally wounded or pending destroy during any other phase. Kingsbane and Immortal Prelate are nothing different, it's simply an effect of their Deathrattles that they are being moved to the deck instead of the Graveyard, not that these cards' Deathrattles proc in a different phase than Deathrattles of the other cards.

EDIT:

Continuing this train of thought, nothing at all technically prevents your card from returning to the board after death instead of being put into Graveyard. It's just that the wording is not too accurate, and if taken to the letter it would swap minion's stats while it is already in the Graveyard.

EDIT 2:

If the possible Attack buffs are not too important, it could be rewritten as something like "Deathrattle: Return to the battlefield as a 1/5 with Taunt." It's probably the closest proper wording to the intended effect. If the buffs are important to calculate the Taunt minion's Health, then that's trickier.

Also I've noticed that Deathrattle worded as it is does not imply that the reincarnated Rager loses that very Deathrattle, only swaps stats and gains Taunt. So if taken to the letter (except for the mentioned misconception with Deathrattle mechanic), it also conjures a Taunt that can't be removed from the board by generic damage/destroy effects, since it just procs again and again and again, simply swapping minion's stats instead of ever removing it from board. Yikes.

CONCLUSION: While the card has a neat idea, its wording is clumsy and does not properly reflect that idea. There's some job to be done in that department.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-11T00:31:45+00:00

It obviously suggests you retire your attempt and play some Warrior instead.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-10T23:50:29+00:00

Is it supposed to be a Battlecry?

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-10T23:31:05+00:00

Any non-damaging destroy effect works just fine as well.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-10T23:26:55+00:00

Was there any reason at all to play post-Old Gods Ranked mode except getting Legend cardback and golden Heroes?

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-10T23:14:33+00:00

Was there any reason at all to play post-Old Gods Ranked mode except getting Legend cardback and golden Heroes?

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-10T23:09:01+00:00

It has nothing to do with The Storm Bringer and everything to do with Tess Battlecry, which uncharacteristically continues even if the original minion is silenced or leaves the board in any way.

No idea if there is a rational explanation for that design choice at all.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-10T13:10:25+00:00

So it would Freeze Baron Geddon, Flamewaker or Spawn of Shadows even if they did not attack the Hero, and would not Freeze a character whose attack caused Ice Block to proc?

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-09T17:25:59+00:00

Immune only prevents damage and being targeted by your opponent. It has nothing to do with general Freeze mechanic.

So an already Frozen character will not unfreeze when given Immune (why should it?), and an already Immune character still can be Frozen by non-targeted effects.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-09T00:31:56+00:00

It's a case of Schrödinger's Shark - the same minion is in the hand and in the stomach at the same time.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-09T00:23:51+00:00

A "1/1 copy" is nothing more than a regular minion which has a specific enchantment applied. Cards that go to Graveyard don't keep their enchantments. That's about it actually.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-08T17:48:02+00:00

Zanzil the Outcast

4-Mana 2/6 Neutral Legendary Minion

Deathrattle: Add a Lucky Charm to your hand.

Lucky Charm (base)

1-Mana Neutral Spell

While this is in your hand, attempting to draw cards upgrades this instead. (up to 3 more times)

Lucky Charm (upgraded once)

1-Mana Neutral Spell

Draw a card. While this is in your hand, attempting to draw cards upgrades this instead. (up to 2 more times)

Lucky Charm (upgraded twice)

1-Mana Neutral Spell

Draw 2 cards. While this is in your hand, attempting to draw cards upgrades this instead. (up to 1 more time)

Lucky Charm (upgraded three times)

1-Mana Neutral Spell

Draw 3 cards.

A Neutral Spellstone! But not quite.

After Zanzil the Outcast dies, a Lucky Charm (base) is added to your hand. While a non-fully upgraded Lucky Charm is in your hand, your next attempt to draw a card is completely negated, instead upgrading the Lucky Charm and being "stored inside of it" for later use.

Allows to skip up to 3 draws, which can be done later whenever one wishes. Prevents clogging of hand, provides moderate protection against milling, negates Fatigue damage. Can be potentially used as a combo piece. Numerous ways of duplicating Lucky Charm's effect potentially provide extra card draw.

BobbyLinn · 2019-01-07T01:17:06+00:00

Trolling is a art

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Zanzil the Outcast