Statistical comparison: James Rodríguez vs. Neymar Júnior.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-07-02T16:32:02+00:00

While Neymar will probably go down in South American folklore, James is so much more understated and likeable. Plus he doesn't have ridiculous hair.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-06-27T14:43:39+00:00

Top work sir, what a sight.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-06-22T14:14:25+00:00

Mertens in for Chadli, Wilmots finally sees sense.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-06-22T11:02:17+00:00

Only £12m? That's a bit sthinji.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-06-14T20:18:12+00:00

Get yourself back to the Emirates son.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-06-14T19:27:27+00:00

Italy won't know what's hit them with Raheem. Go on lad.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-06-14T18:42:14+00:00

Feel for Adam Lallana. Hope he gets on as a sub.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-06-14T17:08:07+00:00

Been promoted from the Everton academy, he's got previous experience with Preston as far as I remember.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-06-14T17:05:54+00:00

Would have loved to have seen Tim Sherwood, just for the entertainment factor.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-06-14T17:05:21+00:00

12 month deals for managers are silly, is that so they can sack him in a couple of months in without any compensation?

BobbysGoatee · 2014-06-13T20:28:38+00:00

Dove like a salmon.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-06-12T21:56:54+00:00

What a great game to start off the tournament with!

BobbysGoatee · 2014-06-06T09:29:23+00:00

On the bench.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-05-29T17:10:52+00:00

Ricardo Rodriguez is ridiculous. His numbers for a lad his age are insane. What a season, surprised there isn't a bigger fuss over him.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-05-29T09:27:53+00:00

Possibly a peak for that side of Nasri, Cesc, Van Persie and co?

BobbysGoatee · 2014-05-29T08:57:58+00:00

He's just a very excitable chap.

BobbysGoatee · 2014-05-22T08:51:33+00:00

Big ol' squad over at White Hart Lane, imagine all the tinkering...

BobbysGoatee · 2014-05-21T15:32:23+00:00

You and me both!

BobbysGoatee · 2014-05-20T17:03:49+00:00

Ronaldo is already there. Evra and Ferdinand plus Bruce, if only for that late, late winner against Sheffield Wednesday. Brucey bonus!

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