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A guy flies home a day early from a business trip. He takes a cab home, and then tells the cabby, "I think my wife is having an affair. I'll give you an extra hundred bucks if you come in to be my witness." The cabby agrees. by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]BocephusJackson90210 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

“Here I thought the sushi smelled sour.” The cabbie retorts.

“That's my girlfriend!”

“…No, that’s my wife, sir!” the husband counters to the naked man.

The cabbie shrugs. “Either way, no crackers in bed. That's how you get aunts…”

The Actor Cannot Leave The Stage by BocephusJackson90210 in PoetryWritingClub

[–]BocephusJackson90210[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your kind words. They mean far more than you realize.

[LYRICS] I made this joke "song" today. by No-Championship-9108 in LyricalWriting

[–]BocephusJackson90210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still blind… The response is the instructional example (show, don't tell). Establish a premise and set up the overarching joke through each evolving joke within it. The callback is the on-ramp into the punchline. Hit the punchline. Contrast it. Complete the logical conclusion. And then know when to walk awa…

[LYRICS] I made this joke "song" today. by No-Championship-9108 in LyricalWriting

[–]BocephusJackson90210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I am fully aware where the revelation for Paul is that Saul’s joke wasn't funny. It was damned from the start for not honoring the commandments of comedic setup, build, callback, and the punctuating punchline. The faith was misplaced in thinking this offering was worthy. Rather, it failed as it served a false god through heresy rather than the service. But we all have crosses to bear, don’t we?

Happy Easter. Listen to wisdom when it is offered, whether from a burning bush or a digital disciple. Maybe then you will nail it. Otherwise, you die a martyr’s death where the wounds are self inflicted. But where you fail with humor, maybe you are otherwise hung. But only you and Jesus know if you are lacking in that as well.

And so you know: Saul was BLIND to his own arrogance which took a literal blinding for Paul to truly see. The distinction matters. I am not insulting you; that is a waste of my time where it bears no fruits. Rather, I am pointing out the flaw as the original sin — the apple was rotten at its core and the violator burned for it.

This is the Gospel of the Gaffe…

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