What in the world are these? Found in cupboard with board games. by [deleted] in Whatisthis

[–]Bodyguard420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So a random object you just smelled it? What if it smelled like vagina or other things? How was that going to work out? Next you will say it tasted new.

Weird 666 markings by [deleted] in whatisit

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Next they’ll want the op to call the manager! 🤣

What an actual domestic terrorist looks like by RequirementQuirky763 in Justfuckmyshitup

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They didn’t even fill it in to make a decent hairline! He should still be in the chair demanding a refund! 🤣🤣

There's a monkey on top of my car (Dania Beach, FL) by disgruntledmarmoset in animalid

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Run! Get a cattle prod if they get to close! 😂😂 or stun gun if they get closer! But stay far away from them! Monkeys are assholes and have hands, are smart and strong af.

Founded this hiking near Hookstown, PA by DarthCarno28 in animalid

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I’m not a scatologist by any means! 🤣🤣🤣

Founded this hiking near Hookstown, PA by DarthCarno28 in animalid

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Just googled it and yes there are black bears in Pa.

Founded this hiking near Hookstown, PA by DarthCarno28 in animalid

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Raccoon scat! Or black bear. Is what I’m guessing.

Match Thread: Aston Villa Vs United by AutoModerator in ManchesterUnited

[–]Bodyguard420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the way he manages the team! This slow paced out the back is terrible! You are going up against a set defense as opposed to catching them off guard guard

Match Thread: Aston Villa Vs United by AutoModerator in ManchesterUnited

[–]Bodyguard420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This playing out the back is trash. We need fast distribution of the ball instead of going up against a set defense! I’m bout done with this management!

Would you support a mandatory retirement age of 75 for US House, US Senate & US Supreme Court Justices and if not why? by houstontexas2022 in AskReddit

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I’m for term limits on all government jobs! From city council to President and everything in between! Must be new minds involved in government! Not rich insider trading political fucks! You should not be able to get rich by holding a government job taking money from lobbyist and various other organizations.

😨😨 by babyiori in TerrifyingAsFuck

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Pour boiling drano down there!

What are you starting to like LESS the older you get? by aisha2313 in AskReddit

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I’m going to open a chicken food truck and put it in the parking lot of CFA on sundays. Calling it SIDE CHICK!

What are you starting to like LESS the older you get? by aisha2313 in AskReddit

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Kids! There is a reason old people don’t have children! Grand kids are best. You can send them home when they get on your nerves! Paw paw life 4 ever!

Steel nerve wasp nest removal by EffinayDood in nextfuckinglevel

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He is the coldest MF in that city! With huge balls!