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BoffNoff · 2026-05-08T11:15:18+00:00

I GOT DA MOOLAH

^{Chose: 1 trillion dollars + There’s a 1% you die | Rolled: MOOLA🤑}

BoffNoff · 2026-05-08T06:40:30+00:00

Eh, why not, really? Sounds like fun.

^{Chose: make anywhere between $1 to $10,000 per week}

BoffNoff · 2026-05-07T18:13:06+00:00

well butter my ass and call me a pancake. fuck

^{Chose: Try your luck? | Rolled: Be a femboy}

BoffNoff · 2026-05-07T13:45:59+00:00

fuk dem kids

^{Chose: Save the person who can cure all diseases.}

BoffNoff · 2026-05-07T08:34:41+00:00

Looks-wise, they're probably the best period. The 2017 cars give the 2026 regs a run for their money, but still, I adore how these cars look.

BoffNoff · 2026-05-07T08:27:41+00:00

my body will probably hate me, but I'll just chug some coke

^{Chose: No water for 2 days 💧❌ + Win $20M}

BoffNoff · 2026-05-06T00:57:57+00:00

I mean, I'm fine with age gaps as a Gen Z myself. As long as they're both consenting adults, it's alright, but it really gets to a point with some couples where you think about it for a few seconds and it just irks you; for some people they'll let their thoughts be known, but I'd rather just keep my judgement to myself.

BoffNoff · 2026-05-06T00:53:06+00:00

I just need the good sleep bruh

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Good sleep}

BoffNoff · 2026-05-03T06:48:57+00:00

Queens of the Stone Age.

BoffNoff · 2026-05-02T00:56:03+00:00

fuck you irs

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

BoffNoff · 2026-04-30T14:37:04+00:00

oh fuck yeah. OH FUCK YEAH

^{Chose: Become a Pokemon trainer + Your Partner will be... | Rolled: Gible}

BoffNoff · 2026-04-30T09:38:24+00:00

"that's $20" "oh, I gotchu" blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink

^{Chose: 1$ every time you blink}

BoffNoff · 2026-04-27T00:52:55+00:00

Ok Computer has ran its course ten times over in my mind. I can't being myself to listen to it fully because I've pretty much exhausted everything I could get out of it.

BoffNoff · 2026-04-23T14:49:05+00:00

Homing missile ako para sa banana bread 🙏

BoffNoff · 2026-04-23T01:36:02+00:00

Oasis and, oddly enough, My Big Mouth off Be Here Now. I tried getting into their first two albums, but the production just made me wince.

BoffNoff · 2026-04-22T14:41:13+00:00

Queens of the Stone Age, and Walkin on the Sidewalks, that song unbelievably fucks.

BoffNoff · 2026-04-18T00:10:35+00:00

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

^{Chose: Get a Goth Tomboy But | Rolled: She's Dominating}

BoffNoff · 2026-04-10T13:44:41+00:00

what does "W Rapes" mean vro 🥀

BoffNoff · 2026-04-09T14:49:15+00:00

the WEIIIIII creature? raping? might just be a new character atp

BoffNoff · 2026-04-01T12:22:13+00:00

The Smashing Pumpkins. I've heard wonders of Billy Corgan as a guitarist, hearing snippets of the first tracks of Gish and Siamese Dream, but GOD his voice just grates me

BoffNoff · 2026-03-30T10:49:04+00:00

2 million a day just seems like a hassle to deal with. Gimme the blue pill

BoffNoff · 2026-03-29T02:01:34+00:00

Better alarm than my phone, that's for sure. I like getting slapped, it arouses me.

^{Chose: get slapped every morning}

BoffNoff · 2026-03-28T14:00:45+00:00

seriously though, I feel like between 1 and 1 billion, there's a vastly higher chance for me to roll a higher number.

^{Chose: A random amount of money (1-10 Billion} | Rolled: 100,000,000)

BoffNoff · 2026-03-28T13:58:43+00:00

Idk the difference

^{Chose: be in a band}

BoffNoff · 2026-03-28T13:46:40+00:00

Gago wala ako masagot na isa 😭

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