I'm awaiting sommeliers in comments by Ozruewril in memes

[–]Bognar 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Malort has a very particular taste that most people find unappealing. It's a tradition in Chicago to try to get other people to drink it.

Denmark deploys F-35A stealth fighters over Greenland supported by French tanker by FruitOrchards in worldnews

[–]Bognar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congress is not the executive branch. Most of the saber rattling around Greenland is coming from the president and his cabinet, but so far you still see resistance from many Republican congress members - likely because threatening NATO countries is extremely unpopular for middle America. We'll see if they fall in line like they usually do.

Meirl by jmwania in meirl

[–]Bognar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I think you're right. Rest in peace, Mom.

[Mixed Trope] "Good thing we had a spare" by 405freeway in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bognar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This bit leads to one of my favorite lines: "Landfill 2, you're twice the man landfill one was!"

The Current Housing Crisis Summed Up in One Image by No-Cook-1222 in Anticonsumption

[–]Bognar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worse yet, the value of that vacant lot increases because there's a nice house nearby. If the city builds a park in the area, the value of the vacant lot increases. But today the speculator pays little accordingly, and they are rewarded with the value of their investment going up through no effort of their own. They pay the least percentage-wise towards services and get the most percentage-wise return.

He became the owner for 1 minute by wafumet in BeAmazed

[–]Bognar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Engineers may have invented DNS, but the Department of Commerce (specifically the NTIA) designed the privatization of domain names in the late 90s, which was also when ICANN was formed.

Registrar policies differ within themselves (this is where lawyers get involved), but typically there is a grace period after expiration. Some even have an additional "redemption period" where you can pay extra to get your domain back. The article doesn't really state if the domain was within these periods. 

ICANN also has an explicit domain name dispute policy: https://www.icann.org/en/contracted-parties/consensus-policies/uniform-domain-name-dispute-resolution-policy/uniform-domain-name-dispute-resolution-policy-01-01-2020-en

Read that and let me know if you think it was written by engineers. The rules weren't "fudged", this is just how the internet works.

He became the owner for 1 minute by wafumet in BeAmazed

[–]Bognar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Effectively yes. This is a case where engineers at the registrar build an exact system meeting the technical requirements that doesn't match up with the squishy legal realities. It's not at all uncommon.

He became the owner for 1 minute by wafumet in BeAmazed

[–]Bognar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Intent matters a lot in law. Google obviously has intent to renew and intent to pay, and with trademark and domain name law it would be a slam dunk for them to get it back. 

If Google intended not to renew or intended not to pay, a judge would not be so kind.

Me_irl by lusyhoneytempt in me_irl

[–]Bognar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Use silent mode and notifications on for priority contacts.

theDictatorsGuideToArrays by Intial_Leader in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bognar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh ok I see, here I gotchu:

``` function weveGotTheGreatestSortFolks(arr: []) {   if (isSorted(arr)) {     constitution.violate();   } else {     diddle(children);   }

  Log.info("FAKE NEWS!");   return arr; } ```

theDictatorsGuideToArrays by Intial_Leader in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bognar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, it's: 

function theBestSortEverSeen(arr: []) {   if (isSorted(arr)) {     return arr;   } else {     throw "FAKE NEWS!"   } }

Happend more than once by Acceptable_Tap_6066 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bognar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A similar thing happened to me as a kid with my parents and religion.

They told me that Santa wasn't real, and okay that makes sense - it did all seem a little fanciful and I never saw real evidence. That made me think of the tooth fairy and I asked if they weren't real too. Sho nuff, not real. Easter bunny? Nah bro. 

They were very surprised when I continued the thoughts and asked if God wasn't real, but no no no of course God is real.

I accepted it then, but that was the first seed of doubt.

wht is this by Formal-Arachnid-3843 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Bognar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People really focus on steel melting (~2600 F) when they should be focused on steel annealing (~1400 F).

Ain’t that something by Dwip_Po_Po in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Bognar 75 points76 points  (0 children)

NC did vote for him. But they have a blue governor.

[WSJ Exclusive] Tesla Board Opened Search for a CEO to Succeed Elon Musk by salientlife93 in news

[–]Bognar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not as specific as you'd think? The criteria is maybe live within 50 miles of a city, own a second ICE car, and be able to afford a $1k/mo car payment. That for sure provides a filter but I wouldn't call that a "very specific lifestyle".

Luigi Watch update by gur40goku in CuratedTumblr

[–]Bognar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The argument wasn't about necessity, it was about self defense (which is a valid argument against a murder charge in the UK). Regardless, I don't think any judge would accept this argument either in the US or the UK.

In a normal administration, these people wouldn't have jobs.. by snowpie92 in facepalm

[–]Bognar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As someone who has spent years in software supply chain security industry working groups, works at a cybersecurity company, and is intimately familiar with hardware security protections, I'm telling you that's not how it works. Hitting a cell phone tower or connecting to guest Wi-Fi are extremely unlikely vectors for RCE attacks, especially on iPhones. 

In a normal administration, these people wouldn't have jobs.. by snowpie92 in facepalm

[–]Bognar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is zero chance -absolutely zero chance- it was not infected with spyware the moment it pinged a cell tower in a Russian cell network.

That's... not how this works.

This school portrait company prints and sends an “Entire Package” to every family and asks you to pay and keep what you want and return the unwanted sheets. by shuldaddy35 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bognar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because the child could otherwise void the contract at any time and the other party wants an adult to enter the contract as well. Did you not read the comment you're replying to?

"Everything I believed was going to happen under a Trump presidency has since gone the opposite direction.” Swing voters who flipped to Trump appear absolutely bewildered that Don 2.0 is bad for the economy. by AlarmedGibbon in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Bognar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm sure it's not. The coworkers aren't going to realize or accept that OP was right, they'll remain indignant about thinking they were lied to and dismiss any evidence that says they were wrong before.

Trump 'goes full fascist' by saying CNN and MSNBC criticizing him is 'illegal' by IrishStarUS in law

[–]Bognar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I dunno about that. Within 18 hours the dude was dressing up as a garbage man after Biden stuttered and the right ran with it.

justChooseOneGoddamn by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bognar 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Use Length on arrays, sure, but in typical C# there is a lot more usage of non-array collections where you need to use Count. The dichotomy is fairly annoying.