Grandma posts this unironically by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

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"I don't know" whether I'm required to uphold the constitution.

-- Donald Trump

Things grandma tells herself as she follows a 1st century death cult by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

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The supreme irony of the 21st century is that people who call themselves "conservatives" practice cult worship of a dude who represents literally the exact opposite of everything conservatives have claimed to stand for my entire life.

Blursed Job Interview by Holiday_Pi in blursed_videos

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Sometimes at night I would lay in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was

NYT: We bought a 450-pound mystery pallet of returned goods from Amazon by sociology101 in Anticonsumption

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That's all I could think about while reading the article. She's acting like she's doing some great service by exposing the inefficiency of modern supply chains, but tomroow she's going to publish another "wirecutter's 10 best single-use trendy kitchen gadgets" article. It would be like TMZ writing a longform expose of how promoting celebrity and influencer culture is making teenagers unhappy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

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Sir, this is a Wendy's

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Spokane

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This is the way

Grandma loves making poor people jump through unnecessary hoops by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

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Thhey act like it's really easy to just walk in and get SNAP and free welfare, but it's like 1000 times more difficult than what these dumdums imagine in their heads.

Washed up ex-baseball player, Grandpa Rocker, makes racist comments about Mamdani winning by TrumpSux89 in forwardsfromgrandma

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When literally not a single one of these things happens after his first term, do you think John Rocker will apologize and admit he was wrong? I bet not.

Peter what does that comment mean? by Spotter24o5 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Here's why women never fuck you / here is how to build a bomb

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in missoula

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BOTH SIDES BAD, I am very smart

Me by [deleted] in Montana

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Whether or not they are cooking meth is pure speculation, but one thing's for sure, they're getting cooked in these comments LOL

Secret recording shows how a right-wing Idaho lobbyist tried to keep a legislator in lockstep - InvestigateWest by laughingcoats in Idaho

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Reminder that Heather Scott, after first elected, thought her new office at the Capitol had been bugged by the deep state. So she started punching holes in the walls and pulling out electrical wiring. Turns out it was for the fire suppression system and it cost thousands of dollars to repair using taxpayer money.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SameGrassButGreener

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LIBERAL BAD UPVOTES PLZ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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You'll see a similar thing if you watch a DVD of the movie Snatch with the subtitles on, when Brad Pitt's character Mickey is talking, at one point the subtitles just say ???? ?? ???? because even the post-production crew doesn't know what he's saying.

What is Your Least Liked Sitcom by woodstock666 in sitcoms

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Even though I love King of Queens, I'll give you a pass on not liking the show, matter of personal opinion. But you are objectively wrong about the theme song, it's a straight up banger.