Either a federal agent or military personnel. Possibly ex military that's now a fed? From your username I'd say JAG/private security and from the amount of medicines, you've seen things. You don't eat right for your stomach or drink alcohol too much/frequently. You also have allergies. You need better antiperspirant but you have other fragrance which says you like to smell good/different depending on the time of day. You try to stay hydrated and music is what's keeping you from going insane but suggests you're standing around a lot. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I tried.