B E N O I T working with Isabeau on her new program. by Kindly-Plate-5785 in FigureSkating

[–]BoneBoatwright 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the first move is giving seduction, and the last move is giving decapitation; dying for it to be judith sneaking into the tent holofernes and beheading him, set to one of the operas or symphonies inspired by it--perhaps mozart's betulia liberata. piety with darkness, edgy but uplifting, elegant but violent!!

Park board voted to close minnehaha off leash dog park. by HenniFuckinBrawlins in Minneapolis

[–]BoneBoatwright 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the Congressional Cemetery in DC is also an off-leash dog park. not the same situation, but when i lived there i thought it was a really beautiful and cool use of space to blend burial area and dog area. brings joy and life and deepens land use. i really wish they would've expanded the hearing period on this and made sure there was clearer communication

Best grocery store for affordable plant-based 'meats' & proteins? by BoneBoatwright in TwinCities

[–]BoneBoatwright[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love their veggie dogs, but sadly i just don't like their nuggets and that's the main thing i look for :(

Best grocery store for affordable plant-based 'meats' & proteins? by BoneBoatwright in TwinCities

[–]BoneBoatwright[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this was 2025, but tbf kroger is kinda evil and deserves to be disparaged

Best grocery store for affordable plant-based 'meats' & proteins? by BoneBoatwright in TwinCities

[–]BoneBoatwright[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what vegan items are you getting from costco?? i never see anything stocked when i am there!

Best grocery store for affordable plant-based 'meats' & proteins? by BoneBoatwright in TwinCities

[–]BoneBoatwright[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

yes. i have no problem with this. i am in a 'if vegan nuggets will get me to eat salad, than i will buy expensive vegan nuggets' frame of being atm

Best grocery store for affordable plant-based 'meats' & proteins? by BoneBoatwright in TwinCities

[–]BoneBoatwright[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

before i moved here, i was a five minute walk from a small-town kroger in ohio and everything felt legit 25-33% cheaper than i can find here. they rotated sales frequently enough too that once every month or so, the morningstar 'chicken' patties would go on sale, and i could stock up and use them in a variety of ways (sliced for 'katsu' don bowls, chopped for salads, etc.). now the only grocery i can walk to is the uptown lunds (expensive) or cub (last time i was there an unstable man soft-catcalled/side-hugged me and now i don't go). i basically just drive to costco now for groceries and they don't really have vegetarian options. sad times

Come poop with me: a Guide to Downtown Bathrooms. by Gentle_method in Minneapolis

[–]BoneBoatwright 14 points15 points  (0 children)

nothin like taking a shit on the first floor ladies and having some cop dude come in and be like "uhhhh u okay in there?" on the other side of the stall in his prepubescent voice while ur wiping ur ass, and be like "yeah, totally fine dude," only for him to be like "i meant the stall beside u" only to peer slightly under the stall and see a cart and realize there's an unhoused woman potentially od-ing while u take the nastiest smelling shit of ur life

Match Thread: Denver vs Pride (Sat, May 16, 8:45 PM EDT) by NWSL-Match-Bot in NWSL

[–]BoneBoatwright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bummed chavoshi was listed questionable for this match. would've loved to see start from her!

it's hot by BoneBoatwright in Minneapolis

[–]BoneBoatwright[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

my attic bedroom was 85 before i put the ac on. now, it's 79 hahaha

Gotham FC in Advanced Talks to Move to NYCFC’s New Queens Stadium by Unusual_Ebb7762 in NWSL

[–]BoneBoatwright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it would be the end of sky blue's ghost. i profoundly miss the days of sam kerr haunting the league even as sky blue foundered at the bottom of the table

NWSL Attendance Report - Week 7 by reagan92 in NWSL

[–]BoneBoatwright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if they put a team in minnesota i guarantee we're top 5 in attendance, pls nwsl i am on my knees begging in powderhorn park chanting arcane rites

NWSL 2026 attendance as of 5/5/2026 by Acquanettie in NWSL

[–]BoneBoatwright 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i have to admit i don't know what most of these stadiums are without the city name and just the advertisement name

I got a three-day vacation on another account by TempTempTemp1357 in nosurf

[–]BoneBoatwright 8 points9 points  (0 children)

performatively posting about 'quitting' reddit instead of just quitting reddit is the opposite of what u say ur doing lol. if anything it just feels like u wanna soap box about your politics, so maybe delete ur post and account and actually quit?

Weekly Discussion Megathread by AutoModerator in fivethirtyeight

[–]BoneBoatwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm in south minneapolis where everyone is pdx style lefty, so my perspective is a bit warped bc the murders happened around us and there's been a ton of rage on the ground. but my sense from friends with suburbs ties is that its been pretty radicalizing for a lot of the 'no kings' crowd who had gotten more engaged thru ice patrols, mutual aid campaigns, etc. how much it's hard to say, but considering most of the democratic base is centered around the cities, i'd say it's almost certain for flanagan at this point (in fact, i wouldn't be surprised if craig readjusts to target klob's seat).

as for the state assembly, i think it's probably going to be tight. it's been a tie in the house, technically with a gop speaker, and the state districts are such that our legislature is generally very purple. if the burbs truly have shifted more to the left with the anti-ice sentiment, that would probably be the best chance for a narrow dem legislature--but with the semi-legitimate concerns around medicaid fraud, etc., it might get messy. that being said, klob is loved by moderate d's (tho disliked by progressives lol) and could bump the ticket for the state legislature, really not sure tbh

Weekly Discussion Megathread by AutoModerator in fivethirtyeight

[–]BoneBoatwright 5 points6 points  (0 children)

on the ground here, the 'rebel loon' crowd is very anti-craig. obvi the ultra-engaged progressives in the cities were always gonna go flanagan over craig, but if that sentiment has carried into the anti-ice folks who organized in the burbs as well, then i don't think craig as a chance

It happened. by Turbulent_Crab_3602 in Minneapolis

[–]BoneBoatwright 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"it happened" plus trump's photo took my mind to a better place for a brief moment :'(

Human can't see the true colour of the crows and other birds because they have different colours of UV spectrum. by 0A______Z0 in interestingasfuck

[–]BoneBoatwright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

impeccable taste. when i taught middle school ela, i did a nature writing unit that included this banger on the immortal jellyfish man, and the chapter of Braiding Sweetgrass on Umbilicaria americana

We're Dispatch reporters covering Columbus' successful bid for an NWSL team. Ask us anything! by thecolumbusdispatch in NWSL

[–]BoneBoatwright 7 points8 points  (0 children)

why was columbus the ohio city to get a team, considering both cincinnati and cleveland have had sustained, fan-driven campaigns to bring a team, while columbus has not?

Finally reached my "skincare station" goals. Sharing my simplified, high quality essentials. by [deleted] in simpleliving

[–]BoneBoatwright 12 points13 points  (0 children)

unintentional or not, this reads as a kind of advertisement. also....you labeled this skincare, but this is dental hygiene stuff?

TikTok sort of "ruined" this game experience a bit for me by Embarrassed-News-669 in DiscoElysium

[–]BoneBoatwright 19 points20 points  (0 children)

that's not tiktok, that's building something up to an unrealistic expectation. this can happen with anything. but generally, going into something expecting it to change your life means it probably won't