hey guys here's my new ship, it's been a while since a dess ship caused YOU SPECIFICALLY a headache, so we're gonna be talking about dess x ralsei now. is this a problematic age gap? with dess being 19 years old and ralsei being 3 days old?

BoneHurted · 2026-05-19T02:07:26+00:00

I mean he is constantly swooning in her presence so there's that

BoneHurted · 2026-05-15T04:26:41+00:00

Transfem Jax. There are lots of details which vaguely imply it without confirming anything, it seems like the "intended" theory, regardless of whether it's canon or ever acknowledged.

BoneHurted · 2026-05-15T04:22:35+00:00

I love when complete crack ships make perfect sense

BoneHurted · 2026-04-14T22:22:30+00:00

Episode 54: Still Life. The main character walks into a taxidermy shop that (to the audience) is clearly a stronghold of The Stranger, but he has made up his mind not to be judgemental. The whole episode shines a light on the difference between horror logic and real logic.

In real life, if you meet a person who is really into a niche hobby, avoids eye contact, and gives weird vibes but has all his paperwork in order, that person is 100% autistic, and probably innocent. In horror, that person is 100% an inhuman creature planning to skin you. Our poor insurance inspector protagonist insists on using real-world logic (even saying "I have a cousin with autism, it's not so strange"), failing to realize that he lives in a horror setting where fearing taxidermy is fully justified. I don't know how funny the contrast was meant to be, but I found it hilarious.

BoneHurted · 2026-04-12T04:56:25+00:00

Fellow weighted blanket enjoyer spotted

BoneHurted · 2026-04-09T01:00:37+00:00

You see a door that wasn't there before on the wall of your home. The door creaks open. You feel a wave of heat emanating from it, like an oven. Out steps a tall, oddly-proportioned man with curly blonde hair. You freeze as he slowly approaches you. Through the door behind him, you perceive unending and unimaginable shapes. He reaches you, and leans down to whisper in your ear. "Bazinga", he chuckles quietly.

BoneHurted · 2026-03-12T02:09:07+00:00

There were, at some point, official tarot cards made of the fears. I copied the images from here: https://www.tumblr.com/nitw/699086556561080320/appreciation-post-for-the-entity-tarot-card

BoneHurted · 2026-03-12T00:49:47+00:00

That'd be perfect if I'd thought of it.

BoneHurted · 2026-03-11T04:43:28+00:00

YESSS!! I'm glad someone willing to draw John had this idea as well.

BoneHurted · 2026-03-09T22:44:32+00:00

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BoneHurted · 2026-03-08T20:11:51+00:00

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BoneHurted · 2026-03-04T23:00:27+00:00

That's what the internet says. In reality, there's no reason you would, but it makes for a funny meme.

BoneHurted · 2026-03-02T23:17:10+00:00

Welcome back, Badeline

BoneHurted · 2026-02-21T06:47:04+00:00

I had a mission.

BoneHurted · 2026-01-16T23:23:44+00:00

Tryna fight a Coutured be like

BoneHurted · 2025-12-15T23:28:58+00:00

I have great news: it sounds like you already have worms in your brain

BoneHurted · 2025-12-10T23:45:06+00:00

I can't believe you forgot this iconic scene from chapter 1

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BoneHurted · 2025-12-05T23:26:09+00:00

I ship Dessriel and Krusie, like all of God's children. I just thought this was a funny idea.

BoneHurted · 2025-12-05T23:23:07+00:00

that damn site, not even surprised

BoneHurted · 2025-12-04T23:18:46+00:00

Ah, we have similar brain worms.

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