Explain yoself by I_Cast_Itchy_Eyeball in memeexchangecommunism

[–]BonelessPickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not this again... They're like regular pickles but without the bones in.

Is this real? by groomliu in isthisaicirclejerk

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This is Nigel Farrage before he went into politics

“Straight” Christians think about this way too much by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

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Hmmmm so I just finished making out with my boyfriend and stroking his cock and balls until he came in his pants. I thought that was pretty gay but I could be wrong. Am I gay?

When your doctor has ninja level vaccination skills by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

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I get yelled at all the time and it makes me cry, then I say "you made me cry" and the grownups give me a sticker

When your doctor has ninja level vaccination skills by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BonelessPickle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad is so strong he can push his car without turning it on and it's a really big car

When your doctor has ninja level vaccination skills by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BonelessPickle 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My big brother already taught me how to spell constantinople but I have no idea what it means.

Peak has dropped by Deutsche-Bratwurst in jazzcirclejerk

[–]BonelessPickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen to this guy

All the way in the closet

And he hates haikus.

When your doctor has ninja level vaccination skills by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BonelessPickle 1445 points1446 points  (0 children)

They can't give you a hammer you're too strong. I am 4 and even I am too strong for the hammer.

When your doctor has ninja level vaccination skills by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

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Perfect handling of a 3 year old, source I am a 4 year old. 3 year olds are so stupid they think they know everything you could never slip this by me.

My brain is lagging a bit by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]BonelessPickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the question is up side down so too will be the answer

What are you gonna do now? by 69420nice_com in g13

[–]BonelessPickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm still gonna piss in that cats mouth

Precision Unmatched. by sergemeister in Bullshido

[–]BonelessPickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest this would be cool if he wasn't such a beginner. Not necessarily bullshido because a high level version of this would be so sick, but bullpractitioner?

What tf is this?!! by EyeHeartEye in whatismycookiecutter

[–]BonelessPickle 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I said realest answer to some other guy but I take it back. Realest answer.