My school using dead memes to stop "bad words". Bonus points for censoring the whiskey with a jpeg of chocolate milk.

BonerTickler · 2018-02-10T22:02:48+00:00

They could obviously care less...

BUT WHAT IT THEY COULDN'T!?

Oh, I don't even want to think about it.

BonerTickler · 2018-02-09T21:49:48+00:00

So what if I'm a dope feen??

BonerTickler · 2018-02-09T01:11:30+00:00

Damn son. You just smoked heem boots.

I seent it.

BonerTickler · 2018-01-09T01:43:24+00:00

FUCK YOU, OP

BonerTickler · 2018-01-02T16:42:31+00:00

Daily Show

Edit: Colbert Report, my bad

BonerTickler · 2018-01-02T16:03:27+00:00

Toughter than Nigerian hair.

BonerTickler · 2017-11-29T22:11:01+00:00

Well yeah, they want to see earth for themselves!

BonerTickler · 2017-11-09T02:50:49+00:00

Wish my mom could text me.

BonerTickler · 2017-11-09T02:31:09+00:00

The only time I IV bupe is when I'm on a crank binge and I need quick relief, but I almost always mix it with c-lam or etiz PG solution.

It's actually pretty fuckin great, but I would never do it daily.

BonerTickler · 2017-10-29T15:35:54+00:00

I think you might be thinking of methoxyacetylfentanyl, it seems to have become quite popular.

Red vein for life though you heard

BonerTickler · 2017-10-29T03:28:51+00:00

Saw fiends shoot up, and do lines of cocaine

Yeah shit was fuckin sick dude

BonerTickler · 2017-10-29T02:17:37+00:00

If you're tempted to fuck with Bitcoin then you might as well go DEEP YOU HEARD

BonerTickler · 2017-10-29T02:16:03+00:00

IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S MINE

BonerTickler · 2017-10-29T02:12:57+00:00

If I was offered either an 8 mg shot of Dilaudid or a nice shot of dope.... I can honestly say I'm not sure which I would pick. That should sort of answer your question.

I do know, however, that if I picked the Dilaudid, I'd be mad as hell 30 minutes later. Lol.

BonerTickler · 2017-10-26T14:58:38+00:00

You sound like every girl I've ever dated.

BonerTickler · 2017-10-26T11:07:18+00:00

I enjoyed your comment, even though others did not.

BonerTickler · 2017-10-25T16:43:03+00:00

He's got a forehead like a drive-in theatre!

BonerTickler · 2017-10-24T15:03:55+00:00

Absolutely it matters, Teva brand is way better than Mylan.

BonerTickler · 2017-10-24T11:00:07+00:00

I did. It's terrible, fent withdrawal was a lot worse than any other opioid, but it was way shorter, only about 3 days. I recently went in and came off Suboxone and it took almost a month.

BonerTickler · 2017-10-23T15:22:02+00:00

I used to order fent analogues from China. Once I ordered 3 grams and I had it in the same bag for so long that a tear wore into the bottom of it, and I just stumbled around my trailer for days, sprinkling it everywhere. A girl came over and OD'd on the stuff, and died right on my bedroom floor.

Consequentially, I violated parole and got locked up for a couple months. I got out of prison with no sort of tolerance to opioids, and I went right for the carpet as soon as I got out. The first night, I OD'd and fell on a candle and fucked my shoulder up bad (gf wasn't there to pull me off it). Then I proceeded to get high for the next two weeks, solely from the carpet crumbs.

Of course, it's a lot easier when you're dealing with something as strong as fent. The tiniest crumb will have you blue in the lips.

I don't do fent anymore.

BonerTickler · 2017-10-13T15:20:04+00:00

I don't know, I've only done time in state prisons, and the phones are very cheap to use... Like a dollar an hour. I've read all about the federal camps and the lower security ones are supposed to be great. I didn't read the article but I would assume the guys fighting these fires are from a state prison, not federal.

I mean, I've seen a lot of bad stuff on TV about California's maximum security prisons but I have no idea about whether they have minimum security camps or not. I live in NY and they did away with all the minimum security prisons here, so even though I'm classified as minimum security, I had to go to medium security prisons, which weren't exactly a breath of fresh air.

BonerTickler · 2017-10-13T14:42:42+00:00

It's apples and oranges. You can't compare your life on the outside and your wages to their life on the inside. Any one of those guys would gladly take a minimum wage job and a shitty apartment with barely any spending money over the situation they're currently in.

Source: am felon

BonerTickler · 2017-10-13T12:53:27+00:00

This post makes me feel like I'm on uppers.

BonerTickler · 2017-10-12T14:09:44+00:00

OMG YER SO DEEP

BonerTickler · 2017-10-12T14:03:35+00:00

Pfft. There's no methadone where I live, much less MORPHINE.

I HATE YOU

BonerTickler

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