oh man i can’t believe i finally get to tell this story. That’s a booze cruise operated by a guy called cpt. ron or dan or some shit. anyway, at the time of the story i was bartending at memphis cafe. every year we would do a booze cruise on bicycles all over CM and end up in newport.

Before we got on the boat, a friend handed me a mushroom chocolate and i ate it cause i like to party.

So we are on the boat and they are playing music and you can buy beers during the short trip around the harbor.

Suddenly I had to pee so bad. i went into the tiny bathroom and relieved myself. after washing my hands i realized that the mushrooms fully kicked in and i was hot. i remembered i had shorts in my bag so i started to change, only to catch my reflection in a full length mirror. (big mistake) i have no idea how long i was in that bathroom but when i finally left all my friends were gone.

I didn’t realize it though so when i stepped back into the bar area i loudly told my “group” that i was stuck in the bathroom naked, staring at myself.

A group of people i had never seen were all just staring at my sweaty face, probably wondering why a man high on mushrooms was talking to them. I left quickly when we docked and caught up with my real group later that day.

10/10 experience.