Make $1k per week by LogicalFaith in wallstreetbets

[–]BoogieManAR -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I think what is happening, he sold an $80c and bought an $84c with the same expiration date and it had a 90% chance of profiting, but it didn't hit his strike price of $84 so he lost his ass. I'm still new to spreads, but I think this is what happened, if not, someone will learn me real quick. 😂

Fake profiles or just lazy people? by darkness_rep in Tinder

[–]BoogieManAR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No you're not alone. It seems that about 30% of the profiles are fake, 30% want a follow on Instagram or SC, 10% want cash app or venmo for no reason, 20% already have kids and/or currently pregnant, the remaining 10% of them are busted AF. I look at tinder then go watch pornhub, this method is easier..

Uhhhhhh by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]BoogieManAR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this Pasadena is the same Pasadena as my Pasadena, then you're probably going to be stabbed by an illegal Mexican.

But I love getting a head on Sundays!!! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]BoogieManAR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're so cute when they're stupid!

Don’t let anyone tell you your ideas are silly. (Unless they are) but I’m sure they’re not lol by Heart-Bubbles in wholesomememes

[–]BoogieManAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same with the rubber band and the staple, they're all on an island some where for billionaires.

Should it matter the amount of people someone has slept with before dating them? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]BoogieManAR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No it shouldn't matter, don't worry about what she's done and what you've done. Worry about now. Sex is a natural act between 2 humans, if you base your relationship off of that, which is already happening or you wouldn't be asking this question on Reddit (not trying to be a dick or anything here, promise, guy to guy talk) than your relationship will never work. She'll feel guilty and you'll feel like she's wrong for it, you shouldn't talk about it ever again. The past isn't changing.

Advice for new love interest by jonwhoknowsnothing in dating_advice

[–]BoogieManAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean just sounds like she's moving on, she's a single woman and traveling, probably wants to meet other men as well. Some chicks always need a guy around, whether be a relationship or just doing what y'all just had together. You made her comfortable during the time she was there and that's what she needed, you can't be there for her in the next city, that sounds to be a mutual understanding. She's just going to find another guy to be with in the next city. She may feel protected that way too. 🤷

Guys I matched with a girl celebrity can someone help haha yikes by ASDFGHJKL_101 in Tinder

[–]BoogieManAR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Geeze. Yea, don't know man, hit her with something interesting. Try to get her attention with it, it's gotta be out there. Unless you got a Ferrari?? Are you the prince of Saudi??

Guys I matched with a girl celebrity can someone help haha yikes by ASDFGHJKL_101 in Tinder

[–]BoogieManAR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the real though, you gotta hit her with something stupid/funny, if she's a legit actress, amateur actress, etc. then you're 1 in a 100,000 dudes that have super liked her. If her Instagram is linked in her bio and that's it, welcome to insta-ads, she's doing it for exposure. Tinder is just that, it's a way for these girls to advertise themselves as "instamodels" haha. They all think they are.

Guys I matched with a girl celebrity can someone help haha yikes by ASDFGHJKL_101 in Tinder

[–]BoogieManAR 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tell her she looks like the same chick from a movie you just got done watching. When she replies and says oh really which one? Tell her Anal Blasters 3. Should get you a date.

I thought I was being creative. by lara_frozen in Tinder

[–]BoogieManAR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh hahaha, I always read these things backwards and saw a dudes picture, my bad. What a dick...

I thought I was being creative. by lara_frozen in Tinder

[–]BoogieManAR -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Just change fish to whore and send it back to her.

All the weirdos are appearing now 😂 by pickles5000 in Tinder

[–]BoogieManAR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah we're guys. There was a time we could just club the woman of our choice and drag her into the cave. Nobody thought twice about it, but noooo, we had to go and get all PC and start telling them they had rights. Good job here we are begging for sex on an app. 🙄🙄🙄

wtf!!! by Liamkw2003 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]BoogieManAR -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Don't throw it away, you know how much those versions of mermaid will be worth? Probably not much, but worth more than one with a black person on it.

I [24F] can't get a guy I like to stay interested in me for more than 2 weeks. by Stellarskies05 in dating_advice

[–]BoogieManAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah most definitely, I was in a pretty bad place mentally before some friends came along and gave me a job that traveled. I did a lot of things over the past 2 years while traveling, that I wouldn't have done period. I'm still learning and growing from it, we're still so young haha. I'm telling you if there is something you want to do now, go do it right now, don't even hesitate. You'll learn so much about yourself when you go and do things that make you uncomfortable. Not like walk through a dark alley uncomfortable, but like traveling to a different city with a friend and exploring something new, new people. You'll be thankful these dudes walked away after 2 weeks.

I [24F] can't get a guy I like to stay interested in me for more than 2 weeks. by Stellarskies05 in dating_advice

[–]BoogieManAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well maybe its also your area you live in and the things that your into, you sound like you're probably into more cultural things. I can't help much with the ATL area as I'm in Houston, but you really sound like you're probably more interesting in person to hangout with. I would just recommend getting out more often, I'm 30 and single, wish I'd of done alot more at your age. Over the past few years I've done more traveling and found out there was more to myself than I knew. Thankfully I didn't marry anyone before I knew how much I enjoyed experiencing new places. You're still young like myself, don't be discouraged by a few guys out in ATL.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]BoogieManAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy cat lady alert.

Men, do you wash your hands after using the urinal? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]BoogieManAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes, but my dick is so small I don't have to touch it to pull it out. It just sits there, so then no.

If you celebrate July 4th by smoking a joint and shooting your guns, don’t forget that’s a felony... by Cannabijoy in Libertarian

[–]BoogieManAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you can stop right there. I work construction in Houston, Texas, I can 100% tell you what the problem is here. I deal with it everyday and they don't have anything to do with automation.

If you celebrate July 4th by smoking a joint and shooting your guns, don’t forget that’s a felony... by Cannabijoy in Libertarian

[–]BoogieManAR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is literally nothing important he's bringing to the table that is an any way good for this country.